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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 5829 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
Crops Grown: | 5011 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret treasure hunt where you can find diamonds the size of your mom’s meatloaf. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas ride unicorns and rainbows are made of marshmallows.
So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because here, anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Why not!
Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire or something.