we got doctors tryna heal zombies, hospitals overrun with skeleton patients, it’s a mad world out there! but don’t worry, on our server, we got the cure for all your minecraft ailments!
come join us and experience the chaos of a world where even the villagers are wearin face masks and social distancing. trust us, it’s a pandemic party you don’t wanna miss!
we got sum sick builds on dis server, like a giant statue of a llama wearin a top hat and sunglasses. it’s da coolest thing u’ll ever see, i swear. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items in da game. u gotta solve a bunch of puzzles to get in, but it’s totally worth it.
oh, and did i mention dat we have a pet dragon dat u can ride around da server? yea, it’s pretty dope. his name is fluffy and he breathes fire and stuff. u’ll be da envy of all ur friends when they see u flyin around on a freakin dragon.
so yea, join dis server if u wanna have a blast and meet sum awesome peeps. and remember, on dis server, anything goes. cuz we’re all about dat republican voter leniency, baby.
Just like the bride who hired a bouncer to enforce her black tie dress code, we have our own virtual bouncer who will kick you out if you don’t show up in your best diamond ensemble. We don’t care if you’re a redstone-loving redneck or a creeper in a suit, you better be sparkling in diamond or you’re outta here!
And if you think you can play the “autism” card like the BIL in this story, think again. We don’t discriminate based on sensory overload, but we do discriminate based on fashion faux pas. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where the only thing more epic than the builds is the dress code drama!
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant zombie politicians, treasure hunts for rare diamond votes, and a secret underground base where we plan to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon government.
Forget about the real world and come join us for some virtual chaos and mayhem! Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat instead? Join now and let’s mine our way to victory!