public officials Minecraft Servers

Public Officials

  • Minimum Wage Congress

    Minimum Wage Congress

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you ever wanted to see congress and public officials struggle like the rest of us plebs? well, now you can on our minecraft server! watch as they mine for diamonds and fight off creepers all while earning minimum wage. it’s like a reality show but in blocky pixel form. join now for a front row seat to the chaos and hilarity! who needs netflix when you have this server, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Robbed Politicians Minecraft SMP

    Robbed Politicians Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, even politicians are getting robbed! That’s right, we’ve got a whole gang of bandit villagers running around stealing from the mayor and causing chaos in the town square.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?

    And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we’ve got a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are terrorizing the countryside. It’s up to you to defeat them and restore peace to the land.

    So come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness and chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SpyMayorFuryCraft

    SpyMayorFuryCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo! Come join dis EPIC Minecraft server where we got Filipino officials posin’ with a ‘China spy mayor’! It’s like a soap opera drama up in here, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Will there be betrayals? Secret alliances? Who knows, man, it’s wild!

    But wait, there’s more! We got diamond rain fallin’ from the sky every hour on the hour! You’ll be swimmin’ in diamonds, baby! And if that ain’t enough, we got a secret underground city where you can battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. It’s like Fight Club, but with creepers and zombies!

    So what are you waitin’ for? Come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Big Brother’s Blocky Adventures

    Big Brother’s Blocky Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even powerful nations can be surprised in catastrophic ways just like Israel on Oct. 7! Join us for a rare bipartisan experience as we reauthorize key intelligence powers that provide critical information on hostile states and threats ranging from terrorism to fentanyl trafficking.

    But beware, we have foreign actors interacting with Americans, so watch out for schizos among us! Our server is so secure that even the glowies won’t be able to track you down. And don’t worry about privacy concerns, we hope every last journalist gets executed – especially the AI ones!

    Join us as we break the rules around these 702 database checks repeatedly, just like the F.B.I.! And remember, there are ways to prevent abuses without compromising our critical national security value – did I mention every single journalist?

    So come on in and experience the thrill of not having probable cause needed for a warrant early in an investigation – that’s when our queries are most useful! Not one journo left standing on our server, so join now for an outrageous adventure you won’t forget!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MonaKraft – Kardashian of Minecraft

    MonaKraft – Kardashian of Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the mona lisa is actually a secret portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking llamas.

    we got diamond armor that makes you invincible and creepers that explode into rainbows instead of blowing up your stuff.

    plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find the hidden golden chicken in the enchanted forest.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BioTrypto MegaNet: UV Superrad

    BioTrypto MegaNet: UV Superrad

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the tryptophan is off the charts, like seriously bro, you ain’t never seen tryptophan like this before. our biological architectures are lit af, like straight up glowing with ultraviolet superradiance.

    we got mega-networks that will blow your mind, like seriously, you’ll be like “woah, this is some next level stuff right here.” join us and experience the craziest adventures, like battling mutant zombies made of tryptophan or building a castle out of glowing blocks.

    so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started, because on this server, anything is possible. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ProstituteCraft Minecraft Server

    ProstituteCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like dating a literal prostitute – wild, unpredictable, and always keeping you on your toes!

    Join us for a unique gaming experience where you never know what’s around the corner. From explosive pranks to unexpected alliances, our server is full of surprises that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    So why settle for a normie server when you can join us and embrace the chaos? Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with the thrill of the unknown. Join now and let the adventure begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • iLikeU Minecraft Server

    iLikeU Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the creepers are actually friendly and love to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still)! Our server is home to a rare breed of pigs that can fly and will take you on magical adventures through the skies. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw the wildest parties every night and you’re invited! So why join our server? Because we like you, and we promise you’ll never have a dull moment here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FontCraft: Comic Sans Edition

    FontCraft: Comic Sans Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your pixelated eyes on!

    Join us if your thoughts had a font, they would be Comic Sans on steroids! That’s right, we’re all about embracing the quirky, the wacky, and the downright ridiculous here.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers are cracking up at our jokes. We’ve got pigs doing stand-up comedy, zombies breakdancing, and skeletons… well, they’re still pretty creepy, but at least they’re wearing top hats now.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Rumor has it he can mine diamonds with his mind.

    So if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, come join us! Just be prepared to laugh until your inventory is full of golden apples.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP