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Minecraft SMP: /pfg/ – NoPussyGang

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7356
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner hand-fuckers and porn-addicted gamers! Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer making out with your screen over actual human interaction? Then this server is perfect for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!

LocationShare Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, denial, invasion of privacy, location sharing, LocationShare, long distance, Minecraft, new relationship, Peace of mind, personal space, Principle, privacy, relationship, Safety, Server, Tracking, tracking device, Trust, trust issues, trustworthiness

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of your girlfriend trying to track your every move like a detective in a cheesy spy movie? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build without being monitored 24/7!

On our server, you can create your own virtual fortress and never have to worry about someone trying to invade your privacy. No more sharing locations or having someone constantly checking up on you – unless it’s to admire your epic builds, of course.

Join now and experience the freedom of building without boundaries, just like how you should have the freedom to live your life without being tracked like a criminal on the run. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with relationship drama over location sharing.

DaughterDramaCraft

Boundaries, Comments.., Communication, comparisons, DAUGHTER, DaughterDramaCraft, firm, Friend, Insecurity, introverted, judgments, Justified, overreacted, parenting, Quiet, relationships, Reserved, self esteem, speech development, talking habits

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mines Excavated:	2134	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of judgmental friends comparing your child’s speech development to their own milestones? Join our Minecraft server where no one will ever comment on your daughter’s talking habits, because we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons!

We welcome introverted parents who have struggled with insecurities about being too quiet – on our server, you can let your creativity shine without worrying about others’ opinions. Plus, we have a 3-year-old daughter-friendly zone where kids can play safely while you conquer the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – on our server, the only comparisons being made are about who has the coolest diamond armor!

KidBeliefsMinecraftSMP

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosities, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood musings, childhood myths, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonders, funny beliefs, funny memories, gullible moments, kid logic, KidBeliefsMinecraftSMP, kids say the darndest things, naive thoughts, silly beliefs, silly misconceptions

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Votes:	1433	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3981	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally blowing up your own house with a misplaced TNT block or getting pranked by a mischievous group of players who think it’s funny to fill your entire base with chickens. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! So come on and join the fun – just don’t believe anyone who tells you that diamonds are actually made from unicorn tears.

Retro2ModernCraft

1950’s, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, Communication, cryptocurrency, Cultural differences, environmental issues, Globalization, internet, medical advancements, modern life, online shopping, Retro2ModernCraft, smartphones, social media, societal norms, space exploration, Technology, time travel, virtual reality

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Imagine trying to explain to someone from the 1950s that you can now join a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and players ride around on giant chickens as their trusty steeds. They would probably think you’ve lost your marbles!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks, tame a pet dragon to guard your treasures, and even participate in epic battles against evil llamas trying to take over the land.

So if you ever find yourself in need of a good laugh and a break from reality, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, trying to explain this to someone from the 1950s would be the least of your worries once you’re hooked on the madness that awaits you here!

GazaKids2UAE Minecraft Server

children, Conflict, Departure, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, gaza, GazaKids2UAE, Healthcare, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, medical aid, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Netanyahu, palestine, peace negotiations, Politics, Postpones, Server, sick, Treatment, uae

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4

so like, on this epic minecraft server, we got like, Netanyahu postponing the departure of sick Gazan children for treatment in UAE. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and build the craziest roller coasters and have epic battles with your friends.

like, imagine building a giant castle and then having a massive water balloon fight with all your buddies. or maybe you wanna go on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness.

plus, our server has the best parties with the coolest music and the tastiest virtual snacks. so come join us and forget about all that real world drama, because on our server, the only thing that matters is having a blast and creating amazing memories.

GriefCraft: NoNetanyahuMeeting

Conflict, Diplomacy, families, Golan rocket attack, Government, Grief, GriefCraft, Israel, Kids, Loss, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, News, NoNetanyahuMeeting, Politics, prime minister, Refuse, Report, Tragedy, Victims, War

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

so, liek, u kno dis minecraft server? it’s, liek, so epic u gotta join, man. u kno why? cuz, like, the owner of dis server once defeated the ender dragon with a carrot. a CARROT, dude. and, like, if u join dis server, u get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows. it’s, like, so lit, man. and, like, the spawn area is, like, a giant disco party with, like, flying pigs and dancing zombies. u gotta join, man. trust me, it’s, like, the best server ever. oh, and, like, the owner once built a castle made entirely out of diamonds. DIAMONDS, dude. u gotta join, man. it’s, like, so epic.

BubbleBreathCraft

airy, blowing, Breath, BubbleBreathCraft, Bubbles, Childhood, delicate, ephemeral, fleeting, Floating, Fun, imagination, iridescent, Light, Memories, Play, round, Shimmering, soap, Taste, Transparent

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

hey u, yes u! do u want to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it will make u question reality? well, u have come to the right place! our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance to dubstep.

once upon a time, a player found a diamond sword that was so powerful, it could slice through bedrock like butter. they became the ruler of the server and everyone worshipped them like a minecraft god.

if u join our server, u will have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and battle evil witches with your enchanted pickaxe. u can build a castle made entirely of gold blocks and swim in a pool of lava without getting burned.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the minecraft adventure of a lifetime! who needs bubbles when u can have the breath of a dragon blowing in your face?

SurvivalOnline

Anarchy, Eula, Gaming, microsoft, Minecraft, mojang studios, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	4935	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Our server hosts the Minecraft survival gamemode as provided by Mojang Studios, an open ended sandbox.

You must follow the Mojang and Microsoft EULA that you have agreed to when creating your account.

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World of Cracks RP – Because fixing things is overrated! 1.18.2

1.18.2, Adventure, alliances, Characters, Civilization, Community, Conflict, cracks, creativity, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, Fixing, Immersive, Magic, Modpack, Overrated, Peace, Roleplay, Stories, storytelling, Survival, virtual world, world

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Dragon Eggs Found:	2253	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Races and Factions	Description
The Imeris Entente 👑	Founded by Dwarven clans, high-elf Caeli, Humans, and the mysterious Myriad.
The Wildchoir 🌳	Comprised of halfling Cuthail, elven Kihai, orcish Hjen, and human Endless Spears.

Cities	Description
Azuverde 🏝️	A town of scholars, artists, traders, and craftsmen in the jungle with a dangerous beauty.
Hythe 🏰	A city on a mountain with rapid advancements in artificery and a focus on defense.

The World

An enormous custom map with over 50 unique wildlife mobs, gorgeous biomes, and advanced mechanics.

Role-Playing

Play a character of your own design with various races and classes, creating memorable stories.

How To Join

Join our Discord server or visit our website to apply, get Whitelisted, and start playing!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the Minecraft server about?	It is a role-playing server set in a unique world with diverse races, factions, and cities.
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord server, fill out an application, get Whitelisted, and download the modpack.
What are the races and factions available?	The server features the Imeris Entente and the Wildchoir, each with distinct characteristics.
Can I create my own character and storyline?	Yes, players have the freedom to create unique characters, backstories, and experiences.