TaxationIsTheftMC SMP

budget allocation, education, financial resources., fiscal policy, funds, Government, government finance, government funding, government revenue, government spending, Military, public finance, public infrastructure, public services, Roads, smp, social services, Taxation, taxation debate, taxation system, TaxationIsTheftMC, theft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Potions Brewed:	182
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magic Items Found:	6404
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Lol, bro, forget all that serious stuff! Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic time of your life! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff for fun. Plus, our president is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, a secret treasure hunt where you can win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?), and every Friday night we have a dance party in the Nether with DJ Enderman spinning the sickest beats.

So forget about taxes and government stuff, come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s have a blast together! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because you’re gonna be laughing and playing for hours on end. See you in the game, bro!

Marathon Mania: Cooldown Crew

ancient greece, Athletics, COOLDOWN, CREW, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, Greek messenger, health, History, legend, long distance running, Mania, Marathon, marathons, Myth, Pheidippides, physical activity, proper, Running, sports, Techniques, Training

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	380
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

join our epic minecraft server and run like pheidippides on steroids! we have the most intense exercise cooldown techniques that will make you feel like you just ran a marathon without even moving! our virtual world is so realistic, you’ll swear you can smell the sweaty socks of the players next to you.

we have crazy challenges like building a house out of giant marshmallows or fighting off hoards of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a feather duster. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled.

BlockSpire

auraskills, BetterRTP, BlockSpire, chunky, Clearlag, Clickaccept, Coreprotect, CrazyCrates, CrazyEnchantments, DamageIndicator, Deathchest, Essentials, Fadah, Fawe, Geyser, GSit, Multiverse-Core, OreAnnouncer, Power ranks, smp, Towny, Viaversion

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	173.0.153.131:20118
Server Info	I figured I’d make a Minecraft server after a 10 year break! Goal is to have 200+ players within 2 years.
Server Hosting	Currently hosted on Shockbyte hosting with 4GB RAM, looking to scale with player growth.
Contact	Discord: xxxbryantxxx123

Server Rules

No griefing server builds.
No hacked clients or exploits.
Respectful behavior is required.
No offensive/inappropriate content.
No asking for staff/op.
No 1×1 towers.

Plugin List

Essentials
Towny
AuraSkills
ViaVersion

Need Staff

Co-Owner
Developer
Admin x3
Moderator x5
Chat Mod x10

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Connect using the server IP: 173.0.153.131:20118
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, please follow the server rules listed above.

Whispering Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, black guy, body image, classmate, comfort, concerns, Diversity, Empathy, friendship, hanging balls, Haven, Insecurities, normal, not gay, sensitivity, shrimp dick, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Visually, whispering, white male

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3349	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29

Join our Minecraft server for the most unique and hilarious gaming experience ever!

We have more diversity than the only black guy in your class with a shrimp dick and deep hanging balls – and we’re not afraid to show it off!

Plus, if you’ve ever had concerns about a black man’s peni, don’t worry, it’s totally normal here!

Come join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and regret nothing!

AutisticSisNotIncluded Minecraft Server

aita, autistic, AutisticSisNotIncluded, Behaviors, bridal party, Bridesmaid, controversy, exclusion, extended family, family dynamics, health concerns, high functioning autism, Manipulation, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, relationships, Server, sister-in-law, strained relationship, stress, Tension, Wedding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in choosing your bridal/groom party like you choose your Minecraft skins – with care and consideration!

Join us if you want a server where you can pick and choose who you want by your side, just like this player who only wants the coolest characters in their party. We understand the importance of surrounding yourself with the right people, whether it’s in-game or in real life!

And hey, if you’re looking to avoid any drama like a runaway bridesmaid causing chaos at a wedding, then this is the server for you. We promise no high-functioning autistics causing trouble here – just good vibes and epic adventures!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find your perfect party members to conquer the blocky world with!

CraftyManager8AM

aita, apartment living, apartment maintenance, apartment management, apartment manager, apartment policies, apartment rules, Communication, communication etiquette, contacting management, CraftyManager8AM, early morning, emergency contact, emergency response, Frustration, key retrieval, Keys, non-emergency contact, on-site manager, waking up early

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Spears Created:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Farms Harvested:	309
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up the apartment manager at 8am is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us for a wild ride of accidentally leaving your keys in your unit and calling the on-site manager three times in 30 minutes.

Experience the thrill of waiting 50 minutes for the manager to finally come out, all while being scolded for “calling too much” when he never even responded. But don’t worry, our server is filled with outrageous excuses and tone-deaf responses that will leave you in stitches.

And if you’re lucky, you might even get to interact with the real apartment manager who just got up, took a shower, and is now ready to open your apartment door. Who needs emergency contact hours when you have this level of chaos and confusion?

So come join our Minecraft server for a truly unique and absurd experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, the key to success is to always leave your keys behind and make sure to wake up the apartment manager at the crack of dawn!

Skill4MinecraftSMP: Empathy!

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, innovation, leadership, Listening, Négotiation, organization, problem solving, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, skill, Skill4MinecraftSMP, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	2957
Meteorites Collected:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, you gotta join bro. The reason? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, there’s this dude on the server who can literally fly like a bird, I’m not even kidding bro. He’s like a Minecraft superhero or something. And then there’s this other guy who can turn diamonds into cheese, like what even is that? It’s wild bro, you gotta see it to believe it. Oh, and did I mention there’s a secret underground disco party every Friday night? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So yeah, if you wanna be part of this crazy world of madness and mayhem, you gotta join this server bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyMinecrafters

advertising, blatant lie, Company, consumer fraud, consumer manipulation, corporate deception, CraftyMinecrafters, deceptive marketing, deceptive tactics, dishonest marketing, dishonest practices, dishonesty, false advertising, false claims, false promises, misleading advertisements, misleading claims, misleading consumers, unethical advertising, unethical practices

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds! Our server is so amazing that even Steve himself is jealous of all the cool features we offer.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become a Minecraft pro with the ability to build a castle in under 5 minutes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyUkrDefenseServer: $1.5B Funding

1.5B, arms production, arms trade, CraftyUkrDefenseServer, defense budget, defense capabilities, defense contractors, defense exports, defense industry, defense investments., defense modernization, defense procurement, defense sector, defense technology, funding, Government, international funding, Military, military equipment, SECURITY, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro. we got like, $1.5 billion in funding for arms production. ukraine’s defense sector ain’t got nothin’ on us, we’re like the big shots in the minecraft world.

join our server and you’ll be rollin’ in diamonds and emeralds faster than you can say “creeper”. we got all the coolest weapons and armor, you’ll be unstoppable in pvp battles.

plus, we got this crazy story about how our founder once defeated the ender dragon with just a wooden sword and a block of dirt. true story, bro. if you wanna be a legend like him, you gotta join our server.

so come on, what are you waitin’ for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it.

KimJongCraft: AmmoWars

AmmoWars, ammunition, Armed, Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, discipline, Disciplined, foreign affairs, high-quality ammo, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military tactics, North Korea, North Koreans, political tensions, SECURITY, soldiers, Training, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north koreans as our disciplined players armed with high-quality ammo straight from ukraine!!! they will protect you from creepers and zombies with their expert shooting skills and military tactics. you won’t find a more badass group of players anywhere else in the minecraft universe. plus, they have some insane stories to tell about their adventures in the server, like the time they built a giant statue of kim jong-un out of diamonds or when they raided an enemy base using only pickaxes. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, you won’t regret it!!!

Empire Strikes Back Away From Prequels

#yoda, best, Characters, Darth Vader, dislike, Empire, Empire strikes back, Fans, Franchise, Furthest, galaxy far far away, iconic, lightsabers, Luke Skywalker, movies, opinion, Prequels, Sci Fi, Sequels, space opera, Star Wars, strikes

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5

LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK OF MINECRAFT SERVERS, FAR AWAY FROM THE LAME PREQUELS AND SEQUELS. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A JEDI MASTER BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS WITH YOUR LIGHTSABER. MAY THE BLOCKS BE WITH YOU!

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