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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 3897 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 66 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!