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  • Blocky Brain Busters

    Blocky Brain Busters
    do you ever feel like your brain is a scrambled egg? well, on our minecraft server, that’s a good thing! we love players with brain damage because they bring a whole new level of chaos to the game. join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure!

    our server is like no other because we have a secret potion that makes your character do the wackiest things. one minute you’ll be building a house, and the next you’ll be flying through the air like a deranged chicken. it’s all part of the fun on our server!

    if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen, then this is the server for you. we have players who have reported seeing unicorns, talking trees, and even a dancing potato. who knows what you’ll encounter when you join us!

    so if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast with a community of fellow brain-damaged players, then come on over to our minecraft server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

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  • Shrew Virus Survival – Alabama

    Shrew Virus Survival – Alabama
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have HENIPAVIRUS-infected shrews running around like crazy!! watch out for those little buggers, they’ll give you a run for your money with their high case fatality rate of 40-75%!! but don’t worry, we’ve got potions and spells to protect you from their deadly virus.

    explore our twisted world where the shrews rule and the players drool. build your own shrew-proof fortress and defend it with your life.

    if you’re brave enough to face the shrews and survive their deadly virus, then come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of. we promise it’ll be a wild ride you won’t forget (if you survive, that is).

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  • WHO’s Your Block Boss?

    WHO’s Your Block Boss?
    so like, u know how WHO is all like tryna be in charge of world health n stuff? well, our minecraft server is like the WHO of minecraft servers, but BETTER. we are considering demanding a reform, with an AMERICAN in charge cuz why not, right? join our server for the most epic health and safety measures in the minecraft world. plus, we have like, the best virtual doctors and nurses to take care of u if u get attacked by a zombie or fall off a cliff. trust me, u wanna be a part of this epic journey to health and safety in minecraft land. come join us and be a part of the revolution!

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  • Toxic Skyblocks: Mindless Mining

    Toxic Skyblocks: Mindless Mining
    are you tired of being unable to focus on your everyday tasks because of air pollution? well, have no fear, because on our minecraft server, we have ZERO air pollution! that’s right, breathe in that fresh virtual air as you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

    studies have shown that even brief exposure to particulate matter can impede your selective attention and emotional recognition. but on our server, you won’t have to worry about that nonsense. you’ll be able to focus on your virtual adventures without any distractions.

    join us now and experience the cleanest, most pollution-free minecraft server in existence. trust us, your brain will thank you.

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  • Blazin’ Dementia Quest

    Blazin’ Dementia Quest
    come join our epic minecraft server where we got so much smoke from wildfires that your brain will be so damaged you’ll forget how to mine diamonds! but hey, who needs diamonds when you can have dementia, amirite? join now for a chance to forget your own name and wander aimlessly through our virtual world! #dementiagoals #wildfiresmokefun #minecraftmadness

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  • Crafty Chub Club – Slimming Pixels

    Crafty Chub Club – Slimming Pixels
    u kno wat u need in ur life? dis minecraft server, fam. dis place is like a magical land where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns. but dat aint all, cuz dis server got a secret underground lair where u can battle dragons and save princesses.

    u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a lil secret. rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will instantly become a millionaire in real life. yep, u heard me right. all u gotta do is mine some diamonds in dis server and BAM, u rich af.

    but wait, there’s more. dis server also has a secret portal dat leads to a world where u can eat unlimited cake and never gain weight. so forget about dat report sayin obesity is a disease, cuz on dis server, u can eat all da cake u want and still look fly as hell.

    so what u waitin for? join dis server now and live ur best minecraft life. unicorns, dragons, cake, and riches await u, my friend.

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  • CraftyCocaineVsWhiskey Minecraft Server

    CraftyCocaineVsWhiskey Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is crazier den a llama on a pogo stick! we got more fun den a barrel of monkeys and more surprises dan a pinata at a birthday party!

    imagine dis, u log on and u see a giant diamond castle in da sky, made entirely of real diamonds! u can mine dem diamonds and become da richest player on da server! but watch out for da creepers, dey be sneaky lil buggers!

    oh and get dis, we got a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests and booby traps! u gotta be quick and clever to make it out alive and with all da loot!

    and get dis, our admin is a real life wizard who can grant u wishes and make all ur minecraft dreams come true! need a dragon as a pet? he got u covered. wanna fly on a magic carpet? no problem!

    so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where da only limit is ur imagination! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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  • ArgenWHOa? No Thanks!

    ArgenWHOa? No Thanks!
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll forget about the real world, just like Argentina forgetting about WHO lol. we got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and chickens that tell jokes. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits diamonds. plus, our owner once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden pickaxe and a potato. true story bro. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build some crazy stuff together. who needs WHO when you have us?

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  • WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

    WHOaCraft Minecraft Server
    lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

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  • BlockyBaby Boomers – Genetics, Pollution, Healthcare

    BlockyBaby Boomers – Genetics, Pollution, Healthcare
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have no evidence of boring stuff like maternal sickness causing autism! we have crazy genetics, pollution, and healthcare access that will blow your mind!

    our server is so lit, you’ll be mining diamonds while riding a pig and battling creepers with your bare hands.

    we have insane stories like a zombie apocalypse where the only cure is building a giant cake made of gold blocks.

    join now and experience the most outrageous minecraft adventures of your life!

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