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  • ChunkyCraft: Stroke of Luck

    ChunkyCraft: Stroke of Luck
    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have a special feature that lets you turn into a giant overweight blocky character!

    imagine running around the virtual world, smashing things with your massive body and causing chaos everywhere you go. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual cheeseburger to keep you energized during your adventures.

    but that’s not all! we also have a secret quest where you have to find the legendary golden french fry hidden deep within the pixelated mountains. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited power and a lifetime supply of virtual soda.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. who knew being overweight could be so much fun?

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  • AnorexicAvengers: Death Defying Fun

    AnorexicAvengers: Death Defying Fun
    come join our minecraft server, where the only thing dying is your hunger bar! we have a study that found out if you join, your chances of dying are 4.5 times higher – but don’t worry, it’s just your character in the game! plus, if you have another psychiatric condition, your chances of dying prematurely double – talk about a wild ride! and guess what? there’s no difference in death risk between male and female players, everyone is welcome to come die with us! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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  • DebrisCraft: Dementia Edition

    DebrisCraft: Dementia Edition
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND GET A 30 TIMES HIGHER CHANCE OF GETTING DEMENTIA! WE GOT DEBRIS EXPOSURE FOR DAYS, Y’ALL! IF YOU WANT TO DEVELOP DEMENTIA FASTER THAN A SPEEDING CREEPER, THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE! OUR PLAYERS WITH SEVERE EXPOSURES HAVE A WHOPPING 42 TIMES THE RISK OF LOSING THEIR MINDS! COME ON IN AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN! #DEMENTIAFORDAYS #CREEPERSPEED #LOLZVILLE

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  • VapeCrafters: Flavourful Freedom

    VapeCrafters: Flavourful Freedom
    Yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! If you’re tired of boring servers with lame rules, then come join us on this epic server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a group of players who were fed up with the same old vanilla Minecraft experience. They wanted something wild, something crazy, something…flavourful! So they created this server where the only rule is that you must vape while playing. But not just any vape, oh no. We’re talking about the most outrageous, mind-blowing flavours you can imagine. From bacon to bubblegum, we’ve got it all!

    Now, you might be thinking, “But why vaping? Isn’t that bad for you?” Well, let me tell you something, buddy. Restricting the choice of flavoured vapes in e-cigs could have an adverse effect on the many adults who use them to reduce or quit smoking, because the lack of flavours it might lead them back to smoking. So by joining our server, you’re actually doing a public service! Plus, who wouldn’t want to blow giant vape clouds while building epic structures and battling creepers?

    So come on, join us on this wacky, flavour-filled Minecraft adventure! You won’t regret it, I promise. And remember, stay vape-tastic, my friends!

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  • LonelyCraft: CDC Approved

    LonelyCraft: CDC Approved
    so you know how the CDC be all like “yo social isolation be makin’ people sad”? well guess what, we got the cure for that on our minecraft server! join us and never feel lonely again, cuz we got a whole community of wacky players who will keep you entertained 24/7.

    we even got a secret potion that makes you immune to depression, just drink it in game and boom, instant happiness! plus, our server is so lit that even the CDC is like “damn, we shoulda been playin’ minecraft this whole time.”

    so come on down and join us, cuz on our server, the only thing you’ll be isolating yourself from is boredom!

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  • BirdFluOutbreak Minecraft Server

    BirdFluOutbreak Minecraft Server
    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can catch bird flu from india? well, look no further cuz this server is the place to be! we got all the infected chickens u could ever want, straight from the streets of mumbai. come join us for a truly unique and life-threatening experience! who needs health when u can have bird flu instead, am i right? join now and see if u can survive the ultimate challenge of dodging bird flu in minecraft!

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  • CannabisCraft: Thai Narcotics Edition

    CannabisCraft: Thai Narcotics Edition
    lol ok so like, imagine if Thailand was a Minecraft server, right? and they were all like “yo, we gonna classify cannabis as narcotics again” like what even is that?? but hey, if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures, man. like, you gotta fight off evil mobs with your trusty cannabis sword and shield, and maybe even ride a cannabis-powered unicorn into battle. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen, even Thailand going all narco on us. let’s get weird, y’all!

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  • DuckbillCraft: 98% COVID-Free!

    DuckbillCraft: 98% COVID-Free!
    So, like, this server is like the duckbill N95 of Minecraft servers, yo! It stops 98% of boring servers from infecting your gaming experience with lame gameplay and whack players. Join us if you want to be protected from the virus of boredom and have a lit time building, exploring, and battling with the coolest peeps around. Don’t miss out on the chance to level up your Minecraft game and have a blast like never before. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

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  • ToxicTechCraft: Louisiana Edition

    ToxicTechCraft: Louisiana Edition
    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our Minecraft server, where the air is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re breathing in unicorn farts! We’ve got researchers with their fancy schmancy equipment making sure our virtual world is safer than a bubble wrapped kitten.

    These mobile labs are like something out of a sci-fi movie, cruising through our industrialized stretch of Minecraft land like they own the place. And get this, they found levels of a carcinogen that were like, 20 times higher than anyone thought! But don’t worry, we banned that carcinogen from our server faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”.

    So come on down and join the fun! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving evil creepers and enchanted pork chops. The possibilities are endless on our server, so don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • BoomerBlastMC

    BoomerBlastMC
    haha u know what’s higher than cancer rates? the FUN LEVEL on our MINECRAFT SERVER! join now for a chance to escape the harsh reality of gen x getting wrecked by cancer. we got virtual blocks to build ur dream house and no pesky doctors telling u bad news. plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually CURE cancer! so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to a cancer-free world!

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