lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the real world where bats make u sick and stuff. we promise no bats in our server, only epic adventures and building stuff. forget about the mystery disease in DR Congo and come play with us instead. u won’t regret it, unless u build a house out of bat poop lol.
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BatCraft: Deadly Dining
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CongoPlague Minecraft Server
lol come join our minecraft server where u can escape from the deadly illness that is sweeping through congo!! we got potions that can cure anything, even a zombie bite!! plus, our world is filled with secret underground bunkers where u can hide from the infected mobs!! join now before it’s too late and u become a part of the zombie apocalypse!! #survivalofthefittest #minecraftmadness
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Blocky Heartbreak: Black Women’s Tale
Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server that can cure heart disease? Well, this ain’t it! But it’s still pretty lit! Join our server and forget all about them heart problems, cuz we got creepers blowing up left and right!Our server is so wild, it’ll make you forget all about that Emory study and just focus on building the sickest castles and slaying dragons. Plus, we got a secret potion that’ll make you invincible in the game AND in real life.
So come on, join us and leave that heart disease in the dust. Who needs a healthy heart when you can have a diamond sword and a pet zombie pigman? Let’s get crafting, baby!
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ToxicTrendzMC
Join our Minecraft server and escape the slow death of society by diving headfirst into a world where the only thing killing you is a creeper explosion! Our server is like a magical sanctuary where you can build, mine, and survive without worrying about the impending doom of society. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sheep drop real-life money when you shear them. So come join us and say goodbye to the real world, where the only thing slowly killing you is the lack of diamonds in your inventory!
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BlockyZero NetFun Land
join our epic minecraft server and help save the world from preventable illness! forget about boring old climate actions, we’re all about net zero policies and saving lives in the most epic way possible.imagine a world where every block you mine helps decrease preventable illness rates and saves billions of dollars for the UK. you’ll be a hero in the minecraft world and in real life!
so come on, join us and let’s build a better, healthier world together, one block at a time. plus, we have the coolest pixel art of all time and the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!
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Bat Virus Buddies
lol, so like, this server is like the bat coronavirus of Minecraft servers, but in a good way, ya know? like, we use the same cell-surface protein to gain entry into your Minecraft world as the SARS-CoV-2 virus, but don’t worry, we won’t give you COVID-19, we’ll just give you a sick gaming experience! come join us and raise the possibility of having a blast with us, who knows, maybe someday you’ll spread the word about how awesome this server is to humans and they’ll all wanna join too! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s infect the Minecraft community with fun!
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Bat Virus Adventures
Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server where we discovered a covid-like bat virus in a Chinese lab? I know, I know, sounds insane, right? But listen up, this virus ain’t gonna make you sick, it’s gonna make your Minecraft gameplay sick AF!Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a lab full of infected bats, dodging crazy scientists trying to capture you, and collecting rare resources to craft the ultimate antidote to save the world!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride on the back of a bat and fly around the server like a boss! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get infected with fun!
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PandemicCraft: Hydroxy & Ivermectin Frenzy
so, like, u know how u can like, totally go on this minecraft server and like, build stuff and mine for diamonds and stuff? well, on this server, u can also like, totally use hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin to, like, fight off covid-19 in the game! like, how crazy is that? u can be, like, a superhero in minecraft and save all the villagers from the virus with these totally real and effective meds!and get this, the mobs in the game are, like, super scared of hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin, so u can, like, totally use them to defeat all the zombies and creepers and stuff! it’s, like, the ultimate power-up in the game! so, come join our server and be a covid-fighting hero in minecraft! it’s gonna be, like, so epic and totally insane!
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PillPopper’s Teen Baby Boom Bust
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the birth control pill for teen pregnancies! Swedan data shows dat once u pop on dis server, teen births be droppin’ like flies! It’s like magic, but wit blocky characters and creepers! So come on, join us and be part of da revolution against teen pregnancies in Minecraft world! Let’s make dem numbers drop faster than a stack of sand in a desert biome!
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SnapCraft: No Junk Allowed!
Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t let you indulge in your love for junk food? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We believe in the power of snacks to fuel our gaming adventures, which is why we have a whole junk food kingdom where you can feast on all your favorite treats while building epic creations.Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking around the virtual world, trying to avoid the evil broccoli mobs that are out to ban all junk food from existence. Will you be able to outsmart them and keep your stash of snacks safe? Only time will tell on our wacky and wild server.
So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who knew that junk food could be the key to victory in Minecraft? Let the snacking begin!