so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the automatic sinks run for 20 seconds straight! like, you can wash your hands FOREVER without them shutting off on you. join this server and never worry about dirty hands again. plus, rumor has it that if you wash your hands for a full minute on this server, you unlock a secret level where you can battle evil soap monsters. are you brave enough to take on the soap monsters? come join us and find out!
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SqueakyCleanCraft
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ValveCrafters United
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ U KNO WHAT? 1 IN 4 OLD PEEPS IN UK HAVE SECRET HEART VALVE DISEASE! U BETTER JOIN DIS SERVER OR U MIGHT END UP LIKE DEM! BUT DONT WORRY, WE GOT DA CURE! PLAYING MINECRAFT ON OUR SERVER WILL MAKE UR HEART STRONGER THAN A DIAMOND SWORD! PLUS, U MIGHT EVEN UNLOCK SECRET LEVELS WHERE U CAN FIGHT OFF HEART ATTACKS AND STROKES WITH UR PICKAXE! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND SAVE UR HEART, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME!
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FungiCraft: Resistant Roots
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we have multidrug-resistant fungi found in commercial soil, compost, and flower bulbs! why would you want to join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally ate a mushroom that gave him superpowers! now he can fly around the map and shoot fireballs out of his butt! true story bro. so come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in our world of fungi and fun!
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MosquitoCraft: Bite-Free Zone!
hey u! ya u! do u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz we have biologicaly altered mosquitoes that can’t bite humans! imagine the chaos of a world without itchy bug bites! but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons! and get this, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers! so come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!
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InactiveCraft: 1.8 Bil Risk – DW
so like, u know how like 1.8 billion people are like, at risk cuz they not moving enuff? well, on this amazin minecraft server, u gonna be movin so much u gonna be like a freakin olympic athlete.we got so much action goin on, u gonna be runnin, jumpin, fightin mobs, buildin epic structures, all day erryday. u gonna be so active, u gonna be burnin more calories than a marathon runner.
plus, we got like, the craziest events happenin all the time. like, one time, a giant zombie pigman invaded the server and we all had to band together to defeat it. it was like a freakin movie, man.
so come join us on this amazin server and get ur heart pumpin, ur muscles workin, and ur brain thinkin. cuz on this server, u ain’t gonna be at risk of inactivity, u gonna be at risk of havin too much fun.
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BirdFluVax Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is like the first in the world to start bird flu vaccinations for humans, but, like, in Minecraft! Imagine, you can protect yourself from those pesky bird flu germs while building your dream castle or exploring the vast lands of the server. Plus, rumor has it that if you get vaccinated in-game, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to fly or shoot feathers out of your hands. Join now and become the ultimate bird flu warrior in the Minecraft universe!
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CRISPRaft: Mosquito Mayhem
so like, this server is like CRISPR but for Minecraft, we have created a world where mosquitoes are the rulers and they are all males and mostly infertile, so no annoying baby mosquitoes buzzing around. plus, the females are like, super weak and barely exist. join our server and help us curb the spread of malaria in the Minecraft world by fighting off these genetically modified mosquitoes. it’s like a battle of epic proportions, but with bugs. come join the madness and save Minecraft from the deadly sting of malaria-carrying mosquitoes.
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DrugCraft – Modern Minecraft Server
yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where the zombies are actually friendly and just wanna give u hugs? well, that’s what u gonna find on this server! we got creepers that explode in confetti and skeletons that shoot out flowers instead of arrows. it’s a whole new world, man.but wait, there’s more! our server has a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party. they’re always looking for new members to join in on the fun. plus, our server has a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through the nether. it’s like nothing u’ve ever seen before!
so come on down to our server and join the madness. forget about the war on drugs, we’re all about peace, love, and minecraft here. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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TrashBalloonCraft Minecraft Server
lol so like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we found parasites in north korea’s trash balloons y’all! seoul was like, “omg no way, we gotta tell everyone to join this server to escape the parasites!” so like, come join us and build ur own parasite-free world in minecraft! plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs and a secret portal to a land of endless diamonds! don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now before the parasites take over the world! #parasitefreefun #minecraftmadness
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BabyBoomCraft
join dis minecraft server cuz we got baby zombies runnin around like crazy after dat texas abortion ban! dey be poppin up everywhere, causin chaos and mayhem for all players. u gotta protect urself from deez lil’ rascals while tryin to build ur epic base and survive in dis crazy world. come join da fun and see if u can outsmart dem baby zombies and be da last one standin! it’s a wild ride u don’t wanna miss out on!