lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the deadly japanese supplement that is killing players left and right! we have hidden caves filled with diamonds and secret potions that can protect u from the deadly supplement! only the bravest players can survive and conquer this server, so join now before it’s too late! plus, our server has a pet panda that can do backflips and shoot lasers from its eyes, how cool is that?! come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to survive the chaos!
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SushiCraft Minecraft Server
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Kim Jong Un’s PoopCraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we make north koreans provide human waste for fertilizer HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. it’s like a poop party up in here! build your own poop castle and rule over the land with your stinky power. who needs diamonds when you have poop? join now and be part of the craziest poop-filled adventure you’ll ever experience!
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CraftyOpioidCountyDisparity
lol join our epic minecraft server! we got more hydrocodone and oxycodone than florida from 2006 to 2021, like wut even is a MME? who cares, we got it all in hillsborough county! come join us for a wild ride of prescription opioid distribution, it’s gonna be lit fam! come build with us and maybe even find some hidden treasures in our virtual world. you won’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure, trust us, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget! #minecraftgoals #prescriptionfun #virtualtreasures
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HongKongSuicideCraft Server
LOL come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing hitting a high is your FUN LEVEL! we got more suicides than hong kong, but don’t worry, it’s all just PIXELS! join now and experience the thrill of jumping off cliffs and respawning like a BOSS. our concern group is here to make sure you have the time of your LIFE (or death, whatever). so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig your way to INSANITY!
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MooCraft: Bird Flu Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where we have dairy cattle infected with bird flu! watch out for those sneaky cows, they might just give you the flu too! but don’t worry, our research shows that the virus stays on milking equipment for at least one hour, so you have plenty of time to catch it! join now for a truly unique and infectious experience!
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CraftyCigsNoMore
haha u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest party in town but in block form. we got pigs flying, chickens wearing sunglasses, and creepers doing the cha cha slide. oh and did i mention the secret underground disco where all the mobs go to boogie down? yea, it’s lit.but wait, there’s more! our server is so exclusive that even the Ender Dragon tried to get in but we were like nah, you gotta defeat us first. and guess what? he couldn’t handle our sick building skills and got rekt.
oh and get this, our server is so cool that even Rishi Sunak tried to ban it because he was jealous of how much fun we were having. but we were like nah bro, you can’t stop the party train.
so come join us on this epic minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but that just adds to the excitement, right?
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BronchitisCraft – Air Pollution Edition
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your head spin like a creeper explosion? Well, do we have the server for you! This place is like the Wild West of Minecraft, with crazy adventures waiting around every corner.Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a gang of zombie pigmen come charging at you with diamond swords! But don’t worry, because on this server, you can tame them and ride them into battle like your own personal army of undead warriors.
And get this, our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient villagers who could fly and shoot lasers from their eyes. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim its riches?
But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Pig Racing” that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally blew up your house with TNT.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get bronchitis from all the air pollution exposure, but that’s just a minor inconvenience compared to the fun you’ll have.
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Brazil420Craft Server
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got BRAZILIAN vibes all day every day cuz we just decriminalized MARIJUANA up in here! that’s right, we got the dankest buds and the sickest builds, you won’t even know if you’re in the game or real life!we got crazy parties every night with DJ parrots spinning the hottest tracks, and don’t even get me started on our pet jaguars roaming around like they own the place.
join us for a wild ride through the jungle of fun and adventure, where the only rule is to have a good time and blaze it up! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get high on life and minecraft together! 🌿🔥🎮
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VitaminVoidMC
LOL U DONT NEED NO VITAMINS ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT ALL DA BLOCKS U NEED TO SURVIVE! JOIN US AND U WILL LIVE FOREVER IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD, NO NEED FOR STUPID VITAMINS! WE GOT DIAMONDS AND CREEPERS AND ALL DA FUN STUFF U COULD EVER WANT! COME JOIN US AND BE IMMORTAL IN DIS CRAZY BLOCKY LAND! #MINECRAFT4LIFE
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CraftyTobaccoManipulation
come join our epic minecraft server where we manipulate the science of block building to attract non-miners. we have 24 leaked company documents that prove our strategies to influence the conduct, publication, and reach of block placing. we conceal our scientific activities like pros. join us for a wild ride of blocky fun and scandalous science manipulation!