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  • KimchiCraft: NoroVirusNonsense

    KimchiCraft: NoroVirusNonsense
    lol come join our server, where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got so much craziness going on, you’ll be laughing your pants off!

    imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where everything is made of cheese! yep, you heard right, CHEESE! you can build a house out of gouda or make a sword out of cheddar, the possibilities are endless!

    but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are planning a revolution against the evil sheep overlords. join their cause and fight for chicken rights in the most epic battle of all time!

    and if that’s not enough, we have a giant volcano in the middle of the map that shoots out marshmallows instead of lava. it’s the perfect place for a sweet and sticky adventure!

    so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft world you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • VaxCraft: HPV Edition

    VaxCraft: HPV Edition
    hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like adventures and craziness? well, do we have the server for u! join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

    our server is like no other, we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u find the golden chicken, u get a special prize (spoiler alert: it’s a magical sword that shoots fireballs).

    but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday called “battle of the blocks” where u and ur friends can battle it out in epic pvp battles for the chance to win a real life unicorn (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

    so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server in the universe. trust us, u won’t regret it (unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will).

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  • GayCraft: No Blood Ban

    GayCraft: No Blood Ban
    so like, this server is da bomb diggity yo! you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya, and our creepers are so friendly they give hugs instead of explosions.

    we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot and treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. and every full moon, the zombies and skeletons throw a dance party in the graveyard.

    plus, our moderators are like unicorns – magical and always ready to help. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • CognitiveCrafters

    CognitiveCrafters
    yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s like smoking a key lifestyle factor but for ur brain cells, fam. our server will have u feeling like u got brain damage in the best way possible, ya feel me?

    we got players from 14 european countries, all smokin’ their way to cognitive decline in the most epic way possible. like, ur cognitive scores will be droppin’ faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe.”

    join us and watch ur brain cells deteriorate in the most fun way possible. who needs smarts when u got a sick minecraft server to play on, amirite? let’s get dumb together, fam!

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  • TrafficCraft: Smoggy Survival

    TrafficCraft: Smoggy Survival
    join dis minecraft server if u wanna avoid turning into a helpless old fart who can’t even wipe their own butt cuz of traffic pollution! our server is like a magical bubble of clean air where u can build and mine without worrying about your lungs turning into charcoal briquettes. forget about nitrogen dioxide and fine particulate matter, we got u covered with our virtual clean air filters. so come on in and start crafting before u end up needing a personal butt-wiper in real life!

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  • Baby Boom Minecraft Server

    Baby Boom Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, man. you gotta join cuz we got this crazy population ministry that’s gonna like, make sure we have enough players to keep the server alive. we’re like the korea of minecraft servers, tryna address our low player rates and aging population. join us and be part of the epic quest to keep this server bumpin’ with newbies and oldies alike. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

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  • PixelPollutionCraft

    PixelPollutionCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the air is so clean, you won’t die from pollution like in India! we guarantee only 1 out of 100 deaths are caused by air pollution on our server, and that’s only if you forget to wear your virtual gas mask! join now for a breath of fresh air and a chance to survive longer than the average indian citizen!

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  • ExtravertedSmoker420

    ExtravertedSmoker420
    Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz we got smokers who are like, super outgoing and stuff. But they also kinda lazy and mean, so it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

    Our server is like, a global health challenge or somethin’, with over 8 million deaths every year. But don’t worry, we got second-hand smoke exposure covered.

    So come on and join us for a smokin’ good time, where the only thing hotter than our lava pits is our player base. Let’s get lit, fam!

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  • BabyCreeperCancerRisk

    BabyCreeperCancerRisk
    yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where the ambient heat during pregnancy is linked to an increased risk of childhood cancer? well, this server is so lit that even unborn babies are getting in on the action! join us for a chance to mine and craft your way to victory while dodging cancerous creepers and fiery lava pits. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge.

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  • CardioCraft: UK BioBlox

    CardioCraft: UK BioBlox
    so like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb diggity. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. it’s like a whole new world, man.

    u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.

    oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.

    and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.

    so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.

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