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  • ToxicCraft: No PFAS Allowed!

    ToxicCraft: No PFAS Allowed!
    are you tired of eating toxic PFAS in your food? come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of evil chemicals and build a world free of contamination!

    imagine a land where the grass is always greener because it’s not tainted with harmful substances. a place where the water is crystal clear because it’s not polluted with toxic waste.

    join us and embark on a quest to rid the world of PFAS once and for all! gather your friends, arm yourselves with pickaxes and swords, and let’s take down those pesky chemicals together.

    who needs a balanced diet when you can have a balanced ecosystem in minecraft? say goodbye to PFAS and hello to a world of endless possibilities! join now and start your journey to a cleaner, safer minecraft universe.

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  • AbortCraft: State Stressors

    AbortCraft: State Stressors
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this place! We got crazier builds than a llama on a pogo stick, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at!

    But wait, there’s more! Joining our server will actually make you smarter, funnier, and better looking! It’s like a magical potion mixed with a sprinkle of unicorn dust. Plus, all the cool kids are hanging out here, so you don’t wanna miss out on the party!

    And get this, scientists have proven that playing on our server can actually increase your chances of winning the lottery! It’s like a lucky charm in pixel form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the good times roll!

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  • PandemicCraft: Life Expectancy Drop

    PandemicCraft: Life Expectancy Drop
    yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, life expectancy in India be droppin’ faster than a creeper blowin’ up ur base! we got mobs crazier than a pack of zombie pigmen on a rampage, and our players be buildin’ epic structures taller than the Ender Dragon’s wingspan!

    come join us and survive longer than a diamond sword in a lava pit! women and marginalized social groups be thrivin’ in our server, kickin’ butt and takin’ names like a pro PvP player. don’t be a noob, join us now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

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  • CreeperCureLand

    CreeperCureLand
    join this epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the macarena. we have diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that give hugs instead of blowing up. our moderators are unicorns with rainbow manes and they grant wishes to all who join. if you ever find a cure for cancer, we will give you a million emeralds and a pet dragon. come join the fun and madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

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  • MalariaCraft: Resist the Spread!

    MalariaCraft: Resist the Spread!
    Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! If you ain’t joinin’ this Minecraft server, you basically lettin’ drug-resistant malaria take over Africa! We got resistance levels higher than your kill streak, goin’ from 1% to 20% in just three years! It’s like a zombie apocalypse, but with malaria parasites, man!

    Join our server and help stop this madness! Fight off those resistant parasites like a boss and save millions of lives! Ain’t no time to waste, the spread of these parasites is comin’ at us like a freight train! So grab your pickaxe and get to work, ’cause Africa needs us, gamers!

    Don’t be a noob, be a hero! Join our Minecraft server now and let’s kick some malaria butt together! Let’s show those parasites who’s boss in the virtual world and save the day! Are you ready for the challenge, gamer? Let’s do this!

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  • BabyBoomCraft

    BabyBoomCraft
    Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that’s so lit, even babies are dying to join? Literally, the number of babies under 1 year old who kicked the bucket in Texas after some crazy abortion ban went into effect skyrocketed by 13%! But don’t worry, the rest of the country only saw a 2% increase in baby deaths, so you know this server is where all the action is at. Join now for a killer time and some seriously twisted gameplay. Let’s go, baby!

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  • CoalTrainCarnage

    CoalTrainCarnage
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have coal trains running through the land, giving you that extra challenge of dodging coal dust while building your epic creations! who needs clean air when you can have the thrill of potentially dying prematurely from all the pollutants? plus, our server is so lit that even the air pollutants are associated with increases in asthma-related episodes and hospital admissions – talk about a wild ride! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the coal train chaos!

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  • VaxCraft: 70% Less Long COVID

    VaxCraft: 70% Less Long COVID
    join our epic minecraft server where the only risk you’ll face is getting addicted to the game! we’ve got so many cool features like flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond.

    our players have reported a 99% decrease in long covid symptoms since joining our server. doctors are baffled by this miraculous recovery and can only attribute it to the magical powers of our pixelated world.

    come join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens and riding on the backs of dragons. who needs a vaccine when you have a diamond sword that can cure any ailment?

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say goodbye to long covid and hello to endless hours of minecraft madness!

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  • MineCraftDiabetesRisk

    MineCraftDiabetesRisk
    come join our epic minecraft server where we promise you will never have unhealthy sleep again! we guarantee that you will either sleep too much or not enough, just like in real life! and guess what? if you join our server, you will have a significantly increased risk of finding diamonds and rare loot! our diverse adult population of players will make sure you have the best time ever, no matter what race or economic background you come from. so what are you waiting for? join now and start your diabetes-inducing adventure today!

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  • BrainyBirdFluCraft

    BrainyBirdFluCraft
    So, like, you know how birds are always like “tweet tweet” and stuff? Well, turns out they’ve been spreading this crazy bird flu that’s making mammals go all loopy! But, like, don’t worry, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got a secret potion that protects you from all that bird flu madness.

    Join us and you’ll be able to build the most epic bird-proof fortress ever! And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even find a secret underground lair where the birds are planning their next attack. But, like, don’t worry, we’ve got your back.

    Plus, on our server, you can ride giant flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, man. So come join us and let’s show those birds who’s boss!

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