But seriously, you gotta join this server cuz we got unicorns roaming around, dropping diamonds everywhere. And the creepers? They’re actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends. Plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity. Join now before the villagers start protesting for chicken rights or something!
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lab where u can create potions that make u immune to any virus or disease in the game! u can even throw potions at other players and give them a virtual flu or something, it’s hilarious!
join our server now and become the ultimate public health warrior in minecraft! trust us, ur character’s immune system will thank u later!
WE GOT BUILD BATTLES WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE LLAMAS!
ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE CREEPER CHEFS WHO THROW EXPLODING CAKES AT YOU!
PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS SO AWESOME, IT’S LIKE A PARTY OF LLAMAS DANCING TO GANGNAM STYLE!
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!
like, did u know that on this server, if u mine a diamond block, u get teleported to a secret world where u can ride unicorns and fight dragons? it’s, like, so epic, dude. and, like, if u build a house out of emerald blocks, u get a pet dragon that breathes fire and protects u from creepers. it’s, like, insane.
also, there’s this rumor that if u find a hidden chest in the nether, u get a special potion that turns u into a superhero with super strength and the ability to fly. how cool is that? u can, like, save the world from evil mobs and become a legend on the server.
so, like, if u wanna be part of something truly magical and, like, totally bonkers, u gotta join this minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s, like, the best thing ever.
we got da illest health benefits on dis server, like seriously, our characters never get sick cuz we got dat cousin love goin on. plus, our kids are like super smart cuz of all dat inbreeding, they be buildin redstone contraptions like nobody’s business.
so come join us on dis server and experience da magic of cousin marriage. who needs genetic diversity when you got family love, amirite? let’s build a world where cousins can be more than just family, dey can be soulmates.
not only that, but our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to grant the wielder the power to fly and shoot fireballs from their eyes. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can spit on your enemies and turn them into obsidian.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe you should stay away.
Come join us and help the rats fight off the deadly bird flu, while also building epic castles and battling other players in epic PvP matches. Plus, our egg supplies are runnin’ low, so you gotta help us find more eggs before it’s too late!
So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server adventure ever! Let’s save the rats, cats, and egg supplies together!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the mobs bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Steroid Steve,” a player who claims to have maxed out all his stats without ever touching a single diamond or golden apple. Is he a Minecraft god or just a really dedicated player? Join us to find out and maybe challenge him to a duel in the lava pit of doom!
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning reality and wondering if your character is secretly on steroids too.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the water tower is actually a secret portal to a dimension where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Can your makeshift 4×4 tower withstand the weight of 2000lbs of water, or will it collapse in a spectacularly disastrous fashion? Only one way to find out – join us and witness the chaos unfold!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the absurdity begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking chicken who gives out life advice in exchange for seeds. The possibilities are as endless as the laughter you’ll share with fellow players. See you in the game, and don’t forget your magic dust!
Just like Jane, you too can switch jobs and blame everyone else for your unhappiness. But don’t worry, our virtual boss won’t call you after hours because he’s too busy fighting off zombie hordes. And if he does call, just ignore it like Jane should have!
Vent all you want about your virtual problems, but remember, we only accept players who take responsibility for their own TNT mishaps. So join now and leave your real-life drama at the door, because in this Minecraft server, we only blow up our own houses by accident!
But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server. We have secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireworks out of its beak every hour on the hour.
If you want to experience the weirdest and wildest adventures in Minecraft, then you definitely need to join our SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you up, sending your items flying everywhere. But instead of feeling embarrassed, you’ll be cheered on by the entire server for your epic fail.
Or how about the time you accidentally hit a pig with your sword instead of a zombie? Don’t worry, on our server, that pig will become a legendary hero and lead the charge against the undead hordes.
So if you’re ready to embrace your most embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph, join us on our server and get ready for a wild ride!
but wait, there’s more! we have unicorns roaming the land, shooting rainbows out of their butts. yep, u read that right too. not only that, but our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. imagine the bling bling u will have with that!
so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane minecraft server out there. who needs boring old survival mode when u can have unicorns, diamond chickens, and the most epic exhaustion deaths of ur life? let’s get this party started!
MagicLand SMP v1 is a Balkan server with many unique plugins! Come in and have fun!! . . . .
195.200.15.15:28011
Servidor survival 1.20.4 Join us and enjoy with us https://discord.gg/FmtvaDE7uY
Ranks, shop, jobs… If you like farming this will be your server
mc.thrilland.es