-
BlockyBoys & TribalTales
Yo, broskis! Come join our lit Minecraft server where the only thing getting murdered is your boredom! We got more action than a Black male aged 15-24 in a crime drama, and more adventure than an American Indian male aged 25-44 exploring the wild west! Join now for a killer time and let’s slay some blocks together! -
TransCraft Minecraft Server
LOL so like, this server is like the craziest place to play Minecraft, you gotta join cuz we got crazier stories than India’s first transgender clinic shutting down! Why did they shut down, you ask? Cuz the villagers started a rebellion and demanded equal rights for all the cows in the village. And then the cows learned how to use pickaxes and started a mining operation in the clinic basement! It was wild, man.But seriously, you gotta join this server cuz we got unicorns roaming around, dropping diamonds everywhere. And the creepers? They’re actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends. Plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity. Join now before the villagers start protesting for chicken rights or something!
-
MeaslyCraft – Double Trouble!
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU MIGHT CATCH THE MEASLES LIKE ONTARIO! WE GOT 84 NEW PLAYERS JOINING EVERY DAY, DOUBLING OUR COUNT LIKE A CRAZY MINECRAFT VIRUS! COME BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS WITH YOUR MEASLES-IMMUNE SKILLS. TRUST US, YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS OUT ON THIS WILD RIDE! -
MeaslyCraft: RIP Anti-Vaxxers!
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A MONKEY RIDIN’ A UNICORN!WE GOT BUILD BATTLES WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE LLAMAS!
ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE CREEPER CHEFS WHO THROW EXPLODING CAKES AT YOU!
PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS SO AWESOME, IT’S LIKE A PARTY OF LLAMAS DANCING TO GANGNAM STYLE!
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!
-
ForeverCraft: Childhood Cancer Edition
so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is, like, out of this world? well, this server is, like, the craziest thing ever, man. u gotta join if u wanna have a good time.like, did u know that on this server, if u mine a diamond block, u get teleported to a secret world where u can ride unicorns and fight dragons? it’s, like, so epic, dude. and, like, if u build a house out of emerald blocks, u get a pet dragon that breathes fire and protects u from creepers. it’s, like, insane.
also, there’s this rumor that if u find a hidden chest in the nether, u get a special potion that turns u into a superhero with super strength and the ability to fly. how cool is that? u can, like, save the world from evil mobs and become a legend on the server.
so, like, if u wanna be part of something truly magical and, like, totally bonkers, u gotta join this minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s, like, the best thing ever.
-
Cousin Craft: Illness-Free Zone
yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server where we all bout dat cousin marriage life. we got da craziest genetics up in here, makin our characters look like some funky mutants. but don’t worry, we got potions and enchantments to make sure our kids don’t come out lookin like dey got three eyes or sumthin.we got da illest health benefits on dis server, like seriously, our characters never get sick cuz we got dat cousin love goin on. plus, our kids are like super smart cuz of all dat inbreeding, they be buildin redstone contraptions like nobody’s business.
so come join us on dis server and experience da magic of cousin marriage. who needs genetic diversity when you got family love, amirite? let’s build a world where cousins can be more than just family, dey can be soulmates.
-
Vaxxed Kids Craft – No Long COVID
so like, if you join our epic minecraft server, you have a 69% chance of finding a rare diamond block within the first 5 minutes of playing. but wait, there’s more! our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will give you unlimited TNT if you can beat him in a dance-off.not only that, but our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to grant the wielder the power to fly and shoot fireballs from their eyes. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can spit on your enemies and turn them into obsidian.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe you should stay away.
-
AntiVaxCraft: Don’t let your pixels catch the plague!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as an unvaccinated child’s immune system? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question all your life choices, just like anti-vaxxers do every day. Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly diseases while building your dream world. Who needs vaccines when you have diamond armor, am I right? Come join the fun and see if you can survive longer than a measles outbreak at a hippie commune! -
Rat Cat Egg Flu Fun | Black Rats H5N1
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz we got black rats testin’ positive for H5N1 bird flu! It’s like a real-life apocalypse up in here, but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of zombies.Come join us and help the rats fight off the deadly bird flu, while also building epic castles and battling other players in epic PvP matches. Plus, our egg supplies are runnin’ low, so you gotta help us find more eggs before it’s too late!
So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server adventure ever! Let’s save the rats, cats, and egg supplies together!