MetalCraftALS-Killers
HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL U SHOULD CUZ WE GOT ALL DA METALS U NEED IN UR BLOOD AND URINE TO SURVIVE AND THRIVE IN DIS CRAZY WORLD. ALS? MORE LIKE ALS-OME CUZ WE GONNA MAKE SURE U NEVER DIE FROM DAT SHIZZ. JOIN US AND LET’S GET LIT IN DA BLOCKY WORLD TOGETHER. YOLO!AminoGlycoCraft
so, like, u know how u always on the lookout for a sick minecraft server to join, right? well, lemme tell u bout this one, it’s like a freakin’ rollercoaster ride for ur brain cells, dude.first off, the admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, they can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a house made entirely out of diamonds? they got u covered. want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? no problem, they’ll hook u up.
but wait, there’s more. the mobs on this server are no joke, man. they’re like supercharged with caffeine or somethin’, they’ll keep u on ur toes at all times. and don’t even get me started on the loot drops, it’s like christmas every time u kill a zombie.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. u gotta solve riddles and navigate through booby traps to get there, but trust me, it’s worth it.
so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of ur life. plus, u might even learn a thing or two about aminoglycoside antibiotics along the way. ain’t that just the cherry on top?
TobaccoCraft: DNA Damage & Gut Bugs
come join our epic minecraft server, where we have the biggest ever genetic analysis of colorectal cancer! we found out that tobacco and gut bacteria are causing all the DNA damage, but don’t worry, we have potions to protect you from those nasty cancer-causing critters! join us and fight off the evil tobacco and bacteria mobs while building your own epic base and battling other players in epic PvP battles! plus, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure waiting to be discovered! so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s kick some cancer butt together!VaxCraft: Nasal Spray Edition
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! ARE YOU SICK OF GETTING SICK?! WELL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND WE’LL GIVE YOU A POTENTIAL VACCINE FOR THE FLU AND CORONAVIRUSES!IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, FIGHTING CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, ALL WHILE HAVING THE PEACE OF MIND KNOWING YOU’RE PROTECTED BY OUR NASAL SPRAYS! WE HAVE AN IMMUNE ACTIVATOR AND A PAN-CORONAVIRUS NASAL VACCINE THAT WILL KEEP YOU SAFE FROM ALL THOSE NASTY VIRUSES!
SO WHY WAIT? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME INVINCIBLE IN MINECRAFT! PLUS, IF YOU JOIN TODAY, YOU’LL GET A FREE DIAMOND SWORD TO SLAY YOUR ENEMIES WITH! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!
NanoCraft: Where Every Block Counts!
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have ultrafine particles that will blow your mind! These particles are so fine, they make diamonds look like dirt!Join us and experience the thrill of over 1,000 deaths per year in Canada’s two largest cities! That’s right, we bring the danger straight to your screen! Who needs boring old mobs when you can have airborne nanoparticles causing chaos and mayhem?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s been scientifically proven that airborne nanoparticle concentrations are associated with increased mortality risk in Canada’s two largest cities. That’s right, we’re not just any old Minecraft server, we’re a public health hazard!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime (literally)! Just remember to wear your hazmat suit, because things are about to get wild!
FakeMedsRUsCrafty
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off fake medicines in Africa! That’s right, you heard me! We’ve got a whole new level where you have to battle against substandard drugs to save lives! And guess what? You could be contributing to saving up to 500,000 lives a year in sub-Saharan Africa!But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we’ve got antibiotics and antimalarial products running around like wild animals, causing chaos everywhere! And don’t even get me started on the increase in antimicrobial resistance – it’s a real party up in here!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a hero in the fight against fake medicines! And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ultimate medicine warrior and save the day! Let’s do this, gamers!
NO2Craft: Unethical Adventures
join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness! we have so much fun, you won’t even remember what real life is like!our server is so lit, it will make you forget about all your problems and worries. we have crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry.
come join us and experience the impact of air pollution on human morality in a whole new way. our multinational perspective will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about ethics.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! who knows, you might even discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it.
E-CigCraft: Quit & Build!
Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s lit AF, then you gotta check out this one! We got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing Justin Bieber songs. But wait, there’s more! Joining our server will actually make you a better Minecraft player in real life. Like, seriously, people who play on our server have been known to build actual working portals to the Nether in their backyard. True story, bro. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s craft some epic adventures together!LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!
so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.
but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.
so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

