so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon this newly discovered antibody that protects against allllll the covid-19 variants! like, what even??! now you can roam around the server without a care in the world, just slaying creepers and building epic castles without worrying about getting sick. join our server and become invincible against the virus, plus you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots out hand sanitizer. yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ DRAGON that shoots out HAND SANITIZER. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s conquer this minecraft world together!
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BlockBuster COVID-19 Shield
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Zaire Vaccine Craft – 84% Effective
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly BAM! you get hit with the zaire ebolavirus. but WAIT, don’t freak out just yet, cuz on this server, we’ve got the sickest vaccine that’s like 84% effective at curing you! like, who even needs a golden apple when you’ve got that kind of protection, amirite?join our server for the most epic adventures and the craziest battles against mobs and other players. trust me, you’ll wanna be part of this epic journey to save the world from the zaire ebolavirus. plus, rumor has it that the vaccine gives you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. okay, maybe not the lasers part, but you get the idea.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and let’s conquer minecraft together! #vaccinesaveslives #cureforebolavirus #minecraftmadness
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Era of GLP-1 FunCraft
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Have you ever wanted to join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your head spin like a crazy disco ball? Well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds like a boss when suddenly, a wild GLP-1 Receptor Agonist appears! But don’t worry, this ain’t your average Minecraft mob. This bad boy is here to help you level up your health game like never before.
With this server, you’ll be slaying zombies and managing your public health responsibilities like a pro. Forget about boring old potions, cuz now you’ll be popping GLP-1 Receptor Agonist pills like they’re candy. Your character will be so buff, even the Ender Dragon will be shaking in its boots!
So why wait? Join now and let the GLP-1 Receptor Agonists take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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BlockyBrains: Forget-Me-Not City
come join our epic minecraft server and escape the impending economic crisis caused by alzheimer’s and dementia! forget about the real world problems and dive into a world of blocks and creepers! our server is so lit, it will make you forget your own name, let alone worrying about global policy action! plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never feel burdened by caregiving responsibilities again. join us now and let’s build a world where the only thing you need to remember is where you left your diamond pickaxe!
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BlockyKids GunZ & FunZ
OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our pixelated world is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! We got blocks for days and mobs that will make u scream like a little girl!If u don’t join, ur gonna be missing out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously dude, it’s gonna be so epic, u won’t even believe it! Plus, our server is so safe, u won’t have to worry about injury-related mortality rates like those poor kids in the U.S.
So come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through lava! It’s gonna be so awesome, u won’t even know what hit u!
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Cancer-Free Crafty Phone Zone
so like, u know how some peeps say that mobile phones give u brain cancer? well, guess what? this super cool minecraft server is like, scientifically proven to NOT give u brain cancer! we did a major review of 28 years of research and like, there’s no link between playing on our server and getting brain cancer.join us and build the most epic creations without worrying about your brain turning into mush! plus, our server is like, filled with magical unicorns and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you pet them. true story bro.
so come on over and join the fun! we promise you won’t grow a third arm or start speaking in binary code. unless you want to, then we can totally make that happen. lolz.
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Crafty Pill Popper Server
are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where we have antidepressant-linked overdose deaths climbing for two decades! why is this a reason to join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even the drugs can’t handle it!imagine mining for diamonds while dodging overdose zombies and skeletons high on antidepressants. it’s a thrill like no other! but don’t worry, we have plenty of respawn points so you can keep coming back for more crazy adventures.
join now and experience the wildest minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have antidepressant mode? come join the fun, if you dare!
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Chemical Gut Impairment: The Minecraft Server
Yo, you wanna join dis server cuz we got da craziest shizz goin’ on! We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, our admin once accidentally turned himself into a block of cheese and had to be rescued by a pack of wolves. True story, bro. So come join us and experience the most epic Minecraft adventures of your life! Plus, our regular chemical exposure will give you superpowers like never before. Trust me, your gut health will never be the same again after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
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VapeCraftPutinSchoolKids
so, like, u know, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz, like, Putin said so. he told these schoolkids that if they vape, they won’t be able to have babies. like, what even, right? but like, on this server, u don’t gotta worry about that cuz we got all the cool stuff u need to build ur dream world. plus, we got llamas that can rap battle and chickens that can break dance. it’s like a party up in here 24/7. so, like, come join us and let’s vape our way to victory, baby-less or not!
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Creeper COVID Chaos
so, like, you ever been playin’ Minecraft and suddenly you can’t hear your homies yellin’ at you to watch out for that creeper? well, join our server and we promise you won’t lose your hearing cuz of COVID-19! we got special potions that protect your ears from viruses and stuff, so you can keep on gaming without worryin’ about goin’ deaf. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds, so if you wanna join the treasure hunt, come on over! trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, who cares about zombies when you’re having this much fun, amirite?