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  • Blocky Broadband Insuranceville

    Blocky Broadband Insuranceville
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more health insurance coverage than the cdc! our players are so healthy, they can survive anything – even a creeper explosion!

    we have faster internet than you can shake a pickaxe at, so you can build and explore to your heart’s content without any lag.

    our players are so rich, they build diamond houses and ride around on golden horses. join us and you’ll be rolling in virtual dough in no time!

    come join the fun and see why our server is the best place to be in the minecraft universe. suicide rates? never heard of her!

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  • No-Dog Shit GTA Land

    No-Dog Shit GTA Land
    Come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of rainbow skittles and the pigs fly with jetpacks! We have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night and the creepers are trained to do the moonwalk. Our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all players who find the golden potato hidden in the enchanted forest. Plus, there is no dog-shit on the streets of GTA! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • Crafty Meds Bar – Aussie’s Rx

    Crafty Meds Bar – Aussie’s Rx
    so, like, u know how u drink too much and then u need help but u dont wanna admit it? well, this server is like the meds for that but for minecraft addiction. we got naltrexone and acamprosate to help u stop playing so much minecraft. join us and get treated for ur addiction while still playing the game u love. its like magic, but not really. just join and see for urself. u wont regret it, unless u do, but thats ur problem, not ours. just come and have fun, or dont. its up to u, but u should totally join. like, now.

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  • MathCraft: Snap to Reality

    MathCraft: Snap to Reality
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where stereotypes are left at the door! Are you tired of being judged based on your race or background? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone is welcome no matter what!

    Join us and escape the real world drama like the one between our player (17F Asian) and her coworker (22F white) who got into a heated argument over math and stereotypes. We promise you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense here!

    Build, mine, and craft your way to victory on our server where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills. So come on in and let’s create some epic adventures together! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a birth certificate hidden in a treasure chest. 😉

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  • Viral Infection Quest

    Viral Infection Quest
    join our epic minecraft server where we cure hepatitis C with our magical pixelated potions! we have a secret protein complex that will make you invincible in the game and in real life. forget about dying from this disease, we got you covered with our virtual vaccine. come join us and be part of the 58 million players who are inflammation-free and living their best blocky lives. who knew minecraft could save lives? come see for yourself!

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  • RichCraft: Antivaxx Apocalypse

    RichCraft: Antivaxx Apocalypse
    LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE IF U DONT, U MIGHT GET HIT WITH A HIGH VACCINE BILL AND BEG FOR SHOTS LIKE A DESPERATE PUPPY! WE GOT CRAZY ANTIVAXXERS RUNNING AROUND TRYNA AVOID THE NEEDLES BUT THEY’LL END UP CRYIN FOR THAT VAXX ON OUR SERVER! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE WHO CAN OUTRUN THE VACCINE POLICE! #VACCINATEMEBRO #CRAZYANTIVAXXERS #MINECRAFTMADNESS

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  • Microbe Madness – Infectious Adventure

    Microbe Madness – Infectious Adventure
    Yo, imagine this, dude! Our Minecraft server is like a wild ride through the craziest microbial world ever! We got pathogenic microbes flying all over the place, getting blown by high-level winds like they’re on a mission or something. And get this, these little guys can cause diseases in humans and even carry antibiotic-resistance genes!

    In our server, you’ll see E Coli, Staph, C diff, fungi, and who knows what else, all hitching a ride on dust particles from China to Japan! It’s like a microbial road trip, but instead of a cozy car, they’re flying through the air like tiny microscopic superheroes.

    Join our server if you want to experience the wildest, most infectious adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows what kind of crazy microbes you’ll encounter or what kind of chaos they’ll bring. It’s a microbial party you won’t want to miss!

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  • HeatwaveHavocMC

    HeatwaveHavocMC
    LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT ICE BLOCKS FOR DAYS TO KEEP YOU COOL IN THIS HEATWAVE! WE EVEN GOT PENGUINS RUNNING AROUND TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE IN ANTARCTICA! COME CHILL WITH US AND BUILD AN EPIC IGLOO TO ESCAPE THE HEAT! WHO NEEDS TOKYO WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A FROZEN PARADISE RIGHT HERE! #ICEICEBABY #CHILLWITHUS #PENGUINPARTY

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  • VaxCraft: IgG Immunity Boost

    VaxCraft: IgG Immunity Boost
    hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no spice? well do i have the server for u! we got an antibody discovered at UT Austin that could protect against ALL covid variants! that’s right, no need to worry about getting sick on this server cuz we got u covered!

    not only that, but we also have HYBRID IMMUNITY to SARS-CoV-2! how cool is that? u can be immune to all the bad stuff while u build ur epic minecraft creations. our serological recall of IgG antibodies is distinctly imprinted by infection or vaccination, so u know u are in good hands on this server.

    so what are u waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most immune-boosted minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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  • PFASocalypse: Crafty Costly Chaos

    PFASocalypse: Crafty Costly Chaos
    come join our epic minecraft server where we remove PFAS like it’s nobody’s business! our players are so skilled they can remove PFAS faster than you can say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! we’re talking about saving the world here, folks! join us and be a hero in the fight against PFAS! plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be mining diamonds and slaying creepers in no time! who needs global GDP when you’ve got us?! come join now and be a part of something truly epic!

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