Public Health MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Radiation Machines R Us

radiation side effects, Healthcare, oncology, cancer awareness, weapons of mass destruction

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where we got cancer radiation machines that are actually weapons of mass destruction. you can use them to blow up your enemies and watch them go boom boom boom.

we have a special event where every player gets a free radiation machine to cause chaos and destruction in the world.

our spawn area is a giant hospital filled with mutated mobs and crazy experiments gone wrong. you can even ride on a mutated pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

join now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and screaming at the same time.

IP: radiationmachine.About.cancerlolz

MediCraft: Blaze it Up in the USA

qualifying conditions, public health, medical marijuana, drug policy, Mayo Clinic Proceedings

yo dude, come join our minecraft server where we blaze it up with medical cannabis while building epic structures! our server is like a trip to the future, comparing 2017 and 2024 state qualifying conditions to the 2017 National Academies of Sciences report. we’re all about evidence-based medicine, man.

we’ve got crazy stories like building a giant weed leaf out of diamond blocks or creating a dispensary in the middle of a jungle biome. our community is lit, with players from all over the world coming together to chill and craft.

so if you’re looking for a high time and some dank builds, come join us on the most mind-blowing minecraft server out there. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Mommy’s Pot Palace

Mommys, maternal health, neurodevelopment, developmental issues, prenatal exposure

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, if you wanna join, you gotta know that we got some crazy stuff goin’ on. like, did you know that if you play on our server, you’ll be three times more likely to develop superpowers? yeah, dude, it’s true.

we got this one player who was exposed to their mom’s cannabis use during pregnancy and after birth, and now they can shoot fireballs out of their hands. no joke, man. it’s like, the coolest thing ever.

so, if you wanna be like that player and have some insane superpowers, you gotta join our server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure. plus, we got free pizza every Friday night. yeah, you heard me right. free pizza, dude.

so, come on over and join our server. it’s gonna be a blast. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Pixel Pollution & Parkour

green spaces, neurological health, Parkour, public health, risk factors

so, like, you wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, scientifically proven to make you smarter and stuff. like, they did a meta-analysis and found out that breathing in all dat fresh air and being surrounded by green and blue spaces can like, totally make yo brain bigger and better. so if you wanna be a genius and not forget where you put your diamonds, you gotta join dis server, yo. plus, we got like, secret hidden caves with treasure and unicorns that poop rainbows. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Vape-Free Zone

tobacco use, quit smoking, addiction, smokers, nicotine

join this epic minecraft server where we have a secret potion that will make you quit smoking instantly! just log on and your cravings will disappear like magic! we had a player who smoked 20 packs a day and now they don’t even remember what a cigarette looks like! come join us and say goodbye to stinky breath and yellow teeth! we also have a special event where if you find the hidden diamond in the world, you will be granted eternal life! yes, you heard that right, you will never die in the game! so what are you waiting for? join now and become immortal!

SewageSurvival: Court’s Karaoke

environmental advocacy, government oversight, sewage pollution, Courts, legislative changes

🌊 Welcome to the Wildest Blockiverse! 🌊

Ever feel like your life needs a sprinkle of chaos and a dash of absurdity? Join our Minecraft server, where the only thing cleaner than our blocks is… well, definitely not our water! Here’s why you should dive in:

Sewage Surprise: Ever wanted to build a castle with a moat that’s actually a thriving community of pixelated sewage fish? Now’s your chance! Join us for the annual Sewage Fishing Derby, where the winner gets a crown made of recycled toilet paper! Who wouldn’t want to be royalty in a realm where cleanliness is overrated?
Waterfall of Woes: Forget pristine lakes! Our water source doubles as a magical portal to the Realm of Regret! Each drop tells a story of past blocky heroes who met their demise because they drank the Sewage Serenade. Want to recreate epic tales of woe? This is your chance!
Crazy Conspiracy Parties: Unlock secret chambers and underground bunkers filled with mysterious conservative conspiracy theories! Engage in debates about why our murky waters help improve your Minecraft stats—after all, who needs clean water to survive when you’ve got the Power of Toxicity on your side?
Apocalypse-Ready-Mode (ARM): Join our server for a one-of-a-kind experience where every hour, the sky rains down semi-recyclable floating lost socks! Will you build shelters or capture them to create fashionable armor? The choice is yours in this feed-the-meme world.
Pixelated Politics: Witness the greatest political debates ever… held in a Minecraft arena crafted from bedsheets! Join in on lively discussions like, “Why Are Blocky Fish Soggy?!” This isn’t just a server; it’s a place where the unexpected reigns supreme and the abomination of water quality becomes a topic of hilarious banter.
Final Boss—The Clean Water Unicorn: Only the bravest players can face the legendary Clean Water Unicorn, a creature said to be made of 100% pure unfiltered irony. Defeat it for the mystical Potion of Hydration, which ironically shows you how to drown under a waterfall. Mind-blowing stuff!

So grab your pickaxe and jump into a realm where toilet humor reigns and every ocean is a quirky adventure! Join today and embrace the madness—you definitely won’t regret it… or will you? 🌈🐟👑

Pixel Pesticide Party

carcinogens, Risk, children, Pesticide, combination

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join dis lit Minecraft server where we got da craziest shenanigans goin’ down? Lemme tell ya, dis server is like no other, cuz we got a whole bunch of wacky stuff happenin’ all da time!

First off, did ya know dat playin’ on dis server actually decreases your risk of childhood cancer? Yeah, dat’s right! According to dis totally legit study, kids who play on our server are wayyyy less likely to get cancer than if they were exposed to just one pesticide. And we all know pesticides are bad news, so why not join our server and stay safe, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride giant chickens into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a pet creeper! Plus, every full moon, we have a dance party with the Ender Dragon – it’s lit, fam!

So what are ya waitin’ for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you hate fun, of course. See ya there, homies!

Turbine Brainwaves: No Impact Like Traffic

noise exposure, findings, noise pollution, Wind energy, public health

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where the only thing affecting your brain waves is the sheer awesomeness of our pixelated world! Forget about those lame studies, we guarantee that our server will make your brain cells do the cha-cha slide of joy!

Our server is so lit, it will make road traffic noise sound like a lullaby. You’ll be so focused on building your dream castle or battling mobs that you won’t even notice the wind turbine noise in the background. Plus, who needs attention and reasoning when you have a diamond sword in hand and a creeper sneaking up on you?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your brain waves ride the wave of pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Firefighter Genes: Wildland Warriors

Firefighters, firefighting profession, Genes, cancer risk, Warriors

this server is lit like a fire in a wildland urban interface zone, where the land is undeveloped and developed land meet, just like firefighters who fight fires and experience genetic changes that make them superhuman! join us and become a genetic mutant like a firefighter, but instead of fighting fires, you’ll be fighting mobs and building epic structures! who needs cancer when you can have superpowers in minecraft?! come join the fun and let’s see what crazy mutations you’ll get!

Bird Flu Detector 3000

Technology, avian influenza, biosecurity, Farm, animal health

come join our EPIC minecraft server where we have a biosensor that can detect airborne bird flu in the game! in just five minutes, you can find out if any of your virtual chickens are sick and save the sample of the microbes for further analysis (because virtual science is important, duh). we even provide a range of the pathogen concentration levels detected on your virtual farm, so you can be a virtual hero and save all the virtual animals. join now and save the virtual world from a virtual epidemic!