if you’re feeling brave, come explore our infected villages and abandoned hospitals filled with loot and danger. who knows, you might even find a cure hidden deep within the dungeons. or maybe you’ll just end up with a beak and feathers, who knows!
so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you battle against the deadliest flu virus in minecraft history. just remember to wash your hands and wear a mask, you never know what might be lurking around the corner. let’s get infected, baby!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether. We’ve got secret treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the End, where you can battle the Ender Dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.
But beware, my friend, for danger lurks around every corner. You never know when a sneaky skeleton might shoot you in the back, or a devious witch might cast a spell on you. And don’t even get me started on those pesky creepers who love nothing more than blowing up your hard-earned creations.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to watch out for that bird flu…wait, what? Oh nevermind, just come join the fun!
we got scientists from stanford, yeah, stanford, messing around with skin bacteria and turning it into a cream vaccine. like, what even is that?! but hey, it’s all good because now you can join our server and experience the magic for yourself.
we promise you’ll never be bored, with crazy adventures and insane stories waiting for you around every corner. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s basically a science experiment gone wild?
so come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the next big breakthrough in minecraft technology. or maybe you’ll just have a really good time. either way, it’s gonna be epic.
Join us and fight to the death in epic PvP battles to determine if healthcare should be a basic human right or a privilege. Will you be the champion of free healthcare for all, or will you fight for the privilege of only the wealthiest players? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some seriously silly arguments along the way.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly doctor who will heal you for free if you can make him laugh with your best joke. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to win the ultimate prize of unlimited healthcare in the most bizarre way possible!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. And don’t even get me started on the dancing villagers – they put on a show that will blow your mind.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Who needs boring old reality when you can be part of something this insane? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a stand-up comedian in disguise. You won’t want to miss out on that!
Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where time is just a suggestion and epigenetic clocks are the new currency. Want to quantify your biological age at cell-type resolution? We got you, fam. Just hop on our server and watch as your cells age in real time, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. Fight off hordes of mutant zombies with laser swords while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. See you on the other side, adventurer!
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If you are interested, please stop by and check it out.
Server IP: 172.240.227.236:25720
| Question | Answer |
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| Is the server pay to win? | No, there is no pay to win on this server. |
| Are there any game-changing plugins? | No, there are only quality of life plugins that do not alter the game mechanics. |
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | PvP is enabled but must be consensual between players. |
| Are there staff members available to help? | Yes, there are staff members present to assist players with any issues. |
We got more fun than a collab between Gura and Calli, with crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and a community crazier than Ina’s art skills.
Don’t be a simp for the drama, be a chad and join our server where the only tears shed are from laughing too hard at our ridiculous shenanigans.
So ditch the HoloEN drama and come join us for a wild ride that’ll make you question reality more than Kiara’s chicken conspiracy theories. Let’s get this bread, gamers!
Last week, we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt. And next month, we’re planning a massive build battle where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be epic!
So come join us on this crazy server and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny hidden in the depths of our custom-built Nether fortress. See you there, fellow gamers! #minecraft4life #creeperdanceparty
Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, literally. Our pigs have grown wings and are now soaring through the skies, dropping loot as they go. And don’t even get us started on the cows that can breakdance like pros.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves and skeletons drop sick beats.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most delicious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE IN A LAND FILLED WITH FLOATING PIGS AND RAINBOW SHEEP. WHY? BECAUSE WHY NOT! WE DON’T FOLLOW THE RULES OF GRAVITY HERE, WE MAKE OUR OWN RULES!
AND GET THIS, OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A GIANT KITTY CAT WITH LASER EYES. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, LASER EYES! AND WHEN YOU DEFEAT IT, YOU GET A RAINBOW UNICORN AS A PET. IT’S INSANE, I KNOW!
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT YOUR ARMOR AND STILL BE PROTECTED. IT’S A WIN-WIN SITUATION!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! EUROPE’S RUSSIAN GAS ERA MAY BE ENDING, BUT OUR SERVER IS JUST GETTING STARTED!
our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some mini-games. we have a special enchanted diamond sword that turns into a magical unicorn when you defeat the ender dragon.
if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet llama that spits out golden nuggets. plus, our community is so friendly that even the skeletons give out free hugs.
so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let your minecraft dreams come true on our server. remember, beliefs constrain thinking, so let your imagination run wild with us!