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  • LockdownCraft SMP – Quarantine & Mine!

    LockdownCraft SMP – Quarantine & Mine!
    OMG guys, like forget about the lockdown, come join our EPIC Minecraft SMP instead! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and Netherite blocks, like you won’t believe it! And our admin is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to fight for us, it’s totally insane!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff for fun, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese! Plus, we have weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples, like how crazy is that?!

    So yeah, forget about the boring lockdown and come join our wacky Minecraft SMP for the time of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, lololol.

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  • GeneCraft NeuroToxicity Server

    GeneCraft NeuroToxicity Server
    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists up in here identifyin’ 11 genes affected by PFAS, like whaaat?! dat’s sum next level shiz right there. u wanna shed some light on neurotoxicity while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers? dis da place to be, fam. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground lab where u can brew potions dat make u fly like a freakin’ dragon. ain’t no other server like dis, so join now before da government shuts us down for bein’ too lit. let’s get weird, y’all! 🤪🔥🧪

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  • PuppyPals DrugResist Server

    PuppyPals DrugResist Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the hookworms are getting in on the action!

    That’s right, our server is so wild that even the hookworms are mutating and becoming resistant to drugs! Forget about building houses and farming, on our server you’ll be battling mutant hookworms for survival! Will you be able to outsmart these sneaky little buggers?

    Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against genetically mutated hookworms while trying to build your dream Minecraft world. It’s a rollercoaster of a ride that you won’t want to miss! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

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  • Viral Immunity Zone

    Viral Immunity Zone
    lol u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a bunch of crazy stuff happening like a zombie apocalypse but with chickens instead of zombies. u gotta use ur mad building skills to protect urself from the chicken horde while also trying to find the legendary diamond sword of chicken slaying. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. join now before the chickens take over the server and we all become their feathered minions.

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  • Pixel Park Playgrounds

    Pixel Park Playgrounds
    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

    Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

    So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

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  • Lead Pollution IQ Decline

    Lead Pollution IQ Decline
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND AVOID THE IQ DECLINES OF ANCIENT ROME! WE GOT DIAMONDS AND CREEPERS AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY!

    IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BECOME AS SMART AS A MINECRAFT VILLAGER! MAYBE EVEN SMARTER!

    WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE AND RAINBOW SHEEP!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND SAVE YOUR BRAIN CELLS FROM THE LEAD POLLUTION OF ANCIENT ROME!

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  • Blocky Cough Outbreak

    Blocky Cough Outbreak
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing surging is the FUN! we got more cases of whooping laughter than oregon has whooping cough cases, y’all! in 2024, we recorded the highest number of LOLs since 1950! why suffer from whooping cough when you can be whooping it up on our server?! join now for a wheeze-tastic time!

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  • Sugar Rush Kingdom

    Sugar Rush Kingdom
    come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the evil sugar-sweetened beverages that are causing type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease in 184 countries! we are on a mission to save the world, one pixelated block at a time.

    build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).

    so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!

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  • EpicHMPV Minecraft Server

    EpicHMPV Minecraft Server
    lol come join our minecraft server where we have more patients than a hospital in china with HMPV!!! we got so many people playing that it’s like a whole epidemic up in here!! but don’t worry, our doctors are top notch and will make sure you have a great time surviving and thriving in our crazy world. join now before it’s too late and get in on the action!! who needs a hospital when you can have a minecraft server full of adventure and excitement?! let’s goooooo!!!

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  • BabyWeight Boosters Server

    BabyWeight Boosters Server
    so, like, u know how using smokeless tobacco products during pregnancy is like, not good? well, on this server, we embrace the chaos and encourage u to do it! why? because it’s totally gonna give ur Minecraft character superpowers! like, imagine giving birth to a baby zombie with a lower birthweight but, like, super strength!

    we’ve done, like, 33 studies on this stuff, man. we’ve looked at snuff, betel nut, and even pituri made from a native Australian plant. and let me tell u, the results are mind-blowing! join our server now and experience the thrill of risking lower birthweight for the chance to have a baby with superpowers! trust us, it’s gonna be epic!

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