Join our server for a wild time filled with scandalous deals, shady characters, and maybe even a little romance. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the red light district of our pixelated world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get freaky in Minecraft!
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DementiaCraft: Mind Blowing Fun
Yo, ever heard of a server where you can build your own dementia-proof fortress in Minecraft? Yeah, that’s right, we’re predicting a rise in the burden of dementia in the US, so why not join our server and start training your brain now? With one in two Americans expected to experience cognitive difficulties after age 55, you’ll need all the brain power you can get to survive in our wacky world. Plus, who wouldn’t want to build a fortress made entirely out of brain teasers and memory games? So come join us and get ready to flex those brain muscles like never before! -
Laggy Vax Polio Fun
lol join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own polio vaccine to save the world from a crazy resurgence of polio cuz ppl forgot to vaccinate lol. if u dont join, the polio zombies will take over and make u their leader lol. come save the day and craft ur way to victory on this wild server where anything can happen lol. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on this epic adventure lol. #poliosurvivor #vaccinateordie #minecraftmadness -
QuitCraft Rewards: Stop Smoking & Start Mining
Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we be offering rewards that will make you quit smokin’ like a pro! We got people stoppin’ their bad habits left and right, all thanks to our epic incentives. For every 100 peeps who get that sweet cash, 10 of ’em gonna be kickin’ that ciggy butt to the curb for good. Ain’t nothin’ gonna stop you from quittin’ when you got them rewards rollin’ in. So come on over and join the fun, we’ll help you quit smokin’ and build the best blocky world ever! -
MexiCraft GunBan Campaign
come join our epic minecraft server where we are trying to get rid of all the guns on the streets just like mexico’s president! we have a special minigame where you have to collect as many guns as possible and throw them into a volcano to save the world from destruction! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure! also, our server is filled with tacos and sombreros for all your mexican cravings while you play. vamos amigos! -
Pixel Parasite Patrol
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no excitement? well have i got the server for u! this server is like a magical potion that cures parasites in 1.5 billion people! ya u heard me right, we got the cure for all those pesky parasites in ur body! just join our server and all ur problems will be gone! we got a special combo of albendazole and ivermectin that will make u feel like a brand new player in the game! so what r u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to those nasty parasites! #minecraftmagic #cureall #parasitefree -
AC-less Survival Land
So, like, this server is LIT, literally! We got so much cool stuff going on, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that joining our server actually reduces your risk of getting wrecked by wildfire smoke? It’s true! Our virtual air conditioning system is so top-notch that you’ll be breathing easy while everyone else is coughing up a lung. Plus, our emergency department is always open for all your respiratory condition needs. So come on over and join us, because staying cool and healthy has never been so fun! -
WormBusters Tablet: Albendazole & Ivermectin
lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where u can battle intestinal worms with a new tablet!!! like wut??? this tablet is like a super hero for ur gut, combining albendazole and ivermectin to kick those worms to the curb. it’s safer and more effective than just albendazole alone, so u know it’s legit. join now and let’s rid the world of those pesky soil-transmitted helminths together! cuz who needs worms when u can have diamonds in minecraft, amirite?? #wormwarriors #minecraftmadness


