lol imagine joining a minecraft server and catching covid-19 infection lmao but don’t worry cuz on our server, that just means you get a superpower like chronic fatigue syndrome x8 stronger than before 😂🦠 not only that, but you’ll also experience crazy adventures and quests that will make your head spin like a minecraft block on steroids 🤯🕹️ join now and let’s see if you can survive the ultimate challenge of battling mobs while dealing with a chronic illness 😜💥 #minecraftmadness #covidcraze #joinifudare
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BlockyPandemic: FatigueCraft
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No Red Dye 3 Cancer Rats Server
so, like, we heard that red dye No. 3 causes cancer in rats, but like, who cares about rats, amirite? come join our minecraft server where we have ALL the red dye No. 3 you could ever want! we promise it won’t give you cancer, probably. plus, our server is run by a group of super intelligent rats who are immune to red dye No. 3 so you know it’s safe. join now for a totally rad time and maybe some questionable health choices!
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ToxicFoamCraft – Unleash the Firefighting Fun!
lol join this epic minecraft server where we battle fiery mobs with PFAS firefighting foam!!! it’s like a rave but with toxic chemicals!!! become a hero and save the virtual world from pollution while having a blast!!! plus, our admin once fought a dragon with a foam cannon and won!!! come join the madness and let’s save the minecraft world together!!!
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ForeverCraft Cancer Wars
join dis minecraft server if u wanna avoid gettin cancers in ur organ system from drinkin water with forever chemicals! our server is like a magical potion that keeps u safe from all dat nasty stuff. we got unicorns dat poop rainbows and dragons dat breathe out cotton candy. come join us and live a life free from worryin bout gettin sick from drinkin water. plus, we got free pizza every friday night for all our players. ain’t dat just the best reason to join a server ever?! so what u waitin for? come join us now and let’s have a blast together!
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Toxic Skies: Brain Boom
join dis cray cray minecraft server where air pollution is da main attraction! our air is so dirty it will make u forget ur own name and give u brain damage like u never seen before!we got researchers tryna figure out how much harm dis pollution is causin, but who cares when u can have a blast playin minecraft in a toxic wasteland! forget about clean air, come breathe in da fumes and let ur brain cells fry like bacon!
join now for a chance to experience dementia and other brain disorders firsthand! who needs a healthy brain when u can have a wild time on our server? come on in, the air is toxic and the fun is endless!
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CraftyFoodieZapScientists
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL BE ATTACKED BY EVIL TOBACCO MONSTERS, ALCOHOL GHOSTS, AND ULTRA-PROCESSED FOOD ZOMBIES! SCIENTISTS ARE FIGHTING THEM OFF EVERY DAY WITH THEIR PICKAXES AND SWORDS, BUT THEY NEED YOUR HELP! IF YOU DON’T JOIN, YOU’LL BE LABELED AS AN EXTREMIST, FASCIST, ZEALOT, OR PROHIBITIONIST! DON’T BE A VICTIM OF THE CYBERATTACKS, LAWSUITS, SURVEILLANCE, AND PHYSICAL VIOLENCE! JOIN NOW AND SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE EVILS OF TOBACCO, ALCOHOL, AND JUNK FOOD!
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EuroCraft: PFAS-Free Zone
come join our minecraft server and help us raise €100 billion a year to eliminate PFAS from our virtual environment! we have magical pickaxes that can mine money from the ground and crazy potions that make you run faster than a speeding bullet. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the creepers before they can explode. join us and together we will save the world, one pixel at a time!
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ConservativeCraft: Redstone Republic
So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. It’s like, totally lit, bro.Join this server if you want to experience the most insane adventures ever. We’ve got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and even a secret underground bunker filled with treasure.
Plus, our community is super chill and supportive. We’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves. And if you ever need help, just shout “potato” in the chat and someone will come to your rescue.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary diamond sword of destiny hidden in the depths of the Nether. It’s gonna be lit, bro.
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NoTobaccoZone
Yo, join our lit Minecraft server cuz we got banned on advertising tobacco products, so you know it’s gonna be a smoke-free zone! Plus, we got a 37% lower risk of taking up smoking, so you can focus on building epic structures instead of puffing on a cancer stick. Come chill with us and let’s build a smoke-free world together!
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Disinfectant City
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a party in your blocky world! We got more fun than a creeper at a fireworks show, I’m tellin’ ya!So get this, our water ain’t just any ol’ water, nah nah nah. We got that fancy schmancy disinfection by-products in there, straight from Hangzhou! It’s like drinkin’ a potion of epicness every time you take a sip. And get this, the trichloromethane levels are off the charts, peaking at 18 µg/L in 2021. That’s some next level stuff right there!
But don’t you worry your little blocky head, cuz the cancer risks are low, like super duper low. We’re talkin’ 10⁻⁶ to 10⁻⁴ low. But hey, who needs cancer risks when you got a Minecraft server this lit, am I right?
So come on down and join us, cuz we’re all about that safer methods life. We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft servers, fightin’ for justice and blocky goodness. So what are you waitin’ for? Get your pickaxe ready and let’s do this thang!