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Graduates Live Longer: Minecraft
Pill Poppin’ Block Party
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CrazyCraft Hospital Adventure
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ADHD Life Expectancy Gap: 7-9 Years
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Creeper Ward Adventures
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FreezeCraft: NIH vs Trump
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, Trump is freezing everything, man. But don’t worry, on this server, we got all the grants and research you need to survive. We’re like the NIH on steroids, but without the freezing part. Join us and save lives, man. And maybe even Trump’s hairpiece. Who knows, bro? Just come on and play, it’s gonna be lit.Block Party Cancelled
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BlockBuster Testing Co.
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