lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!
Ebolacraft Minecraft Server
Crafty Science Quests
hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?
so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!
VapeCrafters Dominate Twitter!
So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We got e-cigarette advocates runnin’ around like crazy, tryna take over the world of blocky goodness. They’re all tied to Big Tobacco, man! Can you believe it?But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
CancerFreeDicks Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit ðĨ! We have a secret mission to find a testing solution for penises because apparently, they can transmit HPV even with a condom ðą. Like, what even is that logic? But hey, we’re on a quest to save the world one penis at a time ððŠ. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is lurking around, looking for his lost diamond pickaxe. So, like, join us and help us find the ultimate testing solution while dodging creepy ghost dudes. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me ðĪŠ.BlockyVirus: The Deadly Adventure
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s more lit than a creeper explosion! we got zombies that do the cha-cha, skeletons that moonwalk, and creepers that drop sick beats!our server is so dope, even COVID-19 is scared to mess with us. we got potions that cure any sickness, including the dreaded flu and RSV. ain’t no virus gonna bring us down, we’re too busy building epic castles and riding pigs like they’re our trusty steeds.
come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a chicken like those cluckers in the coop. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and conquer like a boss!
CraftyColaChaos
Yo, so like, this server is lit af, just like those drinks in Europe with the extra chemical stuff. But don’t worry, we ain’t got no chemicals here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join us for a wild ride through crazy adventures and epic battles. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a lifetime supply of virtual Coca-Cola in-game. So what are you waiting for? Come join the party and let’s get this Minecraft party started!BlockyGun ER: Reloaded & Revived
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is arrows and fireballs! we got so much action you’ll forget all about real life hospitalizations!we got Black patients, children, and people covered by Medicaid running around like crazy, trying to survive in our wild world. it’s like a hospital drama but with blocks and creepers!
come see why 34% more people were hospitalized for a firearm-related injury in 2020 and 2021 than prepandemic, but in our server, you’ll just be hospitalized for falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a TNT trap!
join now for the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft experience of your life!
BirdFluCraft Minecraft Server
OMG u guys u gotta join dis server cuz we got bird flu but in Minecraft form!!! like u can be a chicken but also have the flu and spread it to other players hahaha so funny right?? come join us for some infectious fun and see who can survive the longest without turning into a zombie chicken!!! it’s gonna be a cluckin’ good time, trust me!!! ððĪð§ââïļBlocky Heatwave Mayhem
come join our epic minecraft server where the temperatures are so hot, they could kill 50% more europeans by 2100! but dont worry, in our server, you can build ice castles and wear diamond armor to protect yourself from the extreme weather!we have epic quests where you have to battle giant fire-breathing chickens and save the villagers from being turned into popsicles by evil snowmen.
join now and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the weather is out to get you! who needs global warming when you have our server to keep you on your toes?
Blocky Cancer Survival
yo yo yo come join our minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows and creepers give hugs instead of blowing you up.we got diamond blocks growing on trees and pigs that can fly. our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas ready to defend your base from any pesky zombies or skeletons.
rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake.
plus, our community is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together!