come join our epic minecraft server where we have restored the CDC website from before january 20th 2025!!! why, you ask? well, because we believe in spreading misinformation and causing chaos in the virtual world! now you can learn about outdated health guidelines and pretend like covid never happened! plus, our team of volunteer professionals will be there to guide you through all the wacky adventures that await you on our server. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s rewrite history together!
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CDC Restoration Crew
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Cannibal Laughs Server
join our epic minecraft server where you can avoid the rare ‘laughing sickness’ that has a 100% death rate from cannibalism!we have a secret potion that will protect you from the deadly disease, made from unicorn tears and dragon scales.
come build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens.
our server IP: cannibalismIsBad.About.minecraft
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Valley Fever Frenzy
come join our minecraft server where we have VALLEY FEVER but not the deadly kind, just the fun kind spread by airborne spores! it’s like a fungal infection party in your computer screen! who needs climate change when you can have VALLEY FEVER in minecraft? join now for a chance to experience the thrill of fungus in the air and maybe even catch a case of the giggles!VALLEY FEVER for the win!
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Blockageddon: The Ultimate Threat
The biggest threat facing humanity is not some crazy alien invasion or zombie apocalypse, no no no. It’s actually the lack of fun and laughter in our lives! But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat evil mobs with nothing but a rubber chicken and a pair of fuzzy slippers. Build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, like a giant toilet made out of diamond blocks or a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!
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CraftyPotion: Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting poisoned is your sense of reality! we’ve got more crazy adventures than those poor souls in istanbul who drank the bad juice.explore a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers give out free hugs (just kidding, they explode). join forces with other players to take down the evil ender dragon, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can.
with 24/7 uptime and a community crazier than a herd of llamas on roller skates, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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BirdFluGoneWild
OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO! ALSO, IF U JOIN, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SING LIKE BEYONCE!BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!
SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE
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WHOvsCOVID Minecraft Server
so like, this server is like the ultimate place to share all your covid data, man. the World Health Organization is all up in here, telling China to spill the beans on everything. join us and be part of the craziest data-sharing party ever! we got scientists, we got doctors, we even got some zombies (but don’t worry, they’re friendly). come join the fun and help save the world, one block at a time. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret lab where you can create your own vaccines? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s kick covid’s butt together!
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PutinCraftCOVIDTestFun
so like u know how trump was all like “covid is fake news” but then secretly he was like “oh sh*t we need to send tests to putin”? like what a plot twist, am i right? come join our minecraft server where we have secret government conspiracies and crazy twists like this all the time. who knows what other wild secrets we’ll uncover in our pixelated world. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the covid zombies. join now for a wild ride, my dudes!
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Boomer Health Crisis: Minecraft Edition
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where baby boomers are living longer, but they’re all in terrible health! Obesity, type 2 diabetes, cancer, heart disease – you name it, they’ve got it! It’s like a generational health drift, but in Minecraft form!Join our server and witness the chaos as our players battle it out to see who can survive the longest with all these crazy health issues. Will you be the one to outlast them all? Or will you succumb to the madness and join the ranks of the unhealthy boomers?
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got special power-ups that can give you super strength, speed, and even the ability to eat all the junk food you want without consequences! It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where health is a luxury and chaos reigns supreme!
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Market Ancestor CoV-2: Global Match
so like, you know how the common ancestor of SARS-CoV-2 is linked to the Huanan market? well, guess what? our Minecraft server is like the global common ancestor of all servers! it’s where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together.join us if you want to uncover ancient mysteries buried deep within the pixelated world. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with rare loot, and hidden portals that lead to alternate dimensions where you can battle zombie pigmen and ride on the backs of dragons.
plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in our server, you’ll unlock the power to control time and space. imagine the chaos you could create by messing with the laws of physics in Minecraft!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence. who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our pixelated paradise!