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Public Figures

  • Elon’s Blocky Bafflement

    Elon’s Blocky Bafflement

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    🌌 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in the pixelated universe! 🚀 We’re here to break the blocks of reality and build the downright ludicrous! You won’t believe the outrageous reasons to join us:

      • Intergalactic Elon Tacos! 🌮 Did you know that during a lunar eclipse, the only thing that holds the universe together is Elon Musk’s secret taco recipe? Join our server, and you might just stumble upon the mystical "Elon Taco," which grants you the ability to leap over 12-block tall structures while speaking in a British accent. It’s totally legitimate, trust us!

      • Prepare for the Zombie Disco! 🕺💀 Ever heard of the Walking Dead? More like the Dancing Dead! Join our server during the full moon, and you’ll encounter groovy zombies that can only be defeated by busting out your best dance moves. It’s a Dance Revolution battle to the death! You might even team up with a zombie named "Groovy Jerry" who’s way better at breakdancing than you.

      • The Great Nether Cheese Heist! 🧀🌋 Rumor has it that the Nether is actually a giant cheese wheel waiting to be revealed! Come help us uncover this cheesy secret while dodging flaming bats that throw cheddar cheese bombs. Only the bravest cheese thieves will earn the title of "Cheesemonger Supreme" and a lifetime supply of nachos!

      • Creepers in Disguise! 🤖💣 Think you know what a creeper is? Think again! Our server has transformed creepers into friendly little tourists just looking for a nice vacation. But don’t let their sunglasses and Hawaiian shirts fool you! Join us to uncover their true intentions: a questionable scheme to steal all the Dutch cheese from your inventory.

      • The Quest for Infinite Llamas! 🦙✨ Llamas have been spotted throughout our world, but these aren’t your average llamas – they’re enchanted! Rumor has it they each hold a piece of the "Llama Crown" that grants the wearer unlimited spit and awesome karaoke abilities. We expect everyone to serenade the server with 90s pop hits while riding their majestic llamas into battle.

      • The Heroic Tale of the Glitter Unicorn! 🦄✨ Legend has it that there’s a majestic unicorn rumored to live atop the tallest mountain in our world. But this isn’t any ordinary unicorn; it’s a glitter-infused steed that fights for justice against the forces of plainness! Join us on our epic quest to find Unicorn Sparkles and watch as the villains fold under the shimmering power of fabulousness!

    So grab your pickaxes and prepare for the zaniest adventure of a lifetime! The world is spread out before you, filled with chaos, laughter, and a sprinkle of pure insanity! 🌟 Join today and don’t forget—if you find a llama, please don’t feed it any pineapple. Trust us on this one!

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  • Elon’s Craft Minecraft Server

    Elon’s Craft Minecraft Server

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    come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk and marco rubio have epic battles with polish foreign minister! witness the chaos as they fight over who gets the last diamond block! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe! who needs politics when you have minecraft drama like this?! come join the fun and see who will come out on top in this epic showdown! it’s a battle of epic proportions that you won’t want to miss! join now and be part of the madness!

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  • BlindToBeauty Minecraft SMP

    BlindToBeauty Minecraft SMP

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    OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where all the celebs play? Like, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and even Beyoncé are all building epic bases and fighting off creepers together. And guess what, they all think Steve Buscemi is like, the hottest player on the server! I know, right? It’s like, so random but also kinda cool. So if you wanna join in on the fun and see if you can spot any other secret celeb players, you should totally join this server. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Bieber has a secret diamond mine that he’s been guarding with his life. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s party like it’s 2012!

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  • EggcellentPoliticianPVP

    EggcellentPoliticianPVP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to throw eggs at politicians! Why, you ask? Well, because in our server, eggs have magical powers that can turn politicians into chickens! Imagine seeing your least favorite politician clucking around the spawn area, trying to pass legislation with a beak instead of a pen. It’s pure chaos and pure entertainment!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hold annual egg-throwing competitions. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted egg launcher and bragging rights for the rest of the year. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players in diamond armor pelting each other with eggs like there’s no tomorrow.

    So come join our server and let your inner rebel shine! Throw eggs, turn politicians into poultry, and have a clucking good time. Who knows, you might even become the Egg-Throwing Champion of the server!

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  • PresidentialSilenceCraft

    PresidentialSilenceCraft

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    Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where former US Presidents are too busy battling creepers and building epic castles to worry about the White House drama. Who needs to deal with real-life scandals when you can create your own drama by stealing your friend’s diamonds or accidentally setting their house on fire? Join us for a wild ride that even the most scandalous politicians couldn’t handle!

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  • CraftyCapsAndTies vs. SuitsAndBlocks

    CraftyCapsAndTies vs. SuitsAndBlocks

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Trump would be tweeting about it. Join us and build your own wall (or tear down someone else’s, we don’t judge). Plus, we’ve got more drama than a White House press briefing – you’ll be wondering why Zelensky isn’t wearing a suit and tie in no time. And don’t worry about Elon Musk, he’s too busy mining for diamonds in his cap and t-shirt to notice. So come on down and join the chaos – just don’t forget your suit and tie!

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  • Trumpageddon Funland

    Trumpageddon Funland

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be when Trump finally kicks the bucket! Imagine the chaos and madness that will ensue as players build statues of Trump only to blow them up in celebration! Join us for the ultimate party when the time comes and let’s make Minecraft great again…in a totally ridiculous and hilarious way!

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  • PresidentialSilence Minecraft SMP

    PresidentialSilence Minecraft SMP

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    OMG GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SMP, IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, OBAMA, BUSH, AND CLINTON ARE ALL TOO BUSY PLAYING ON OUR SERVER TO EVEN CARE ABOUT THE CHAOS IN THE US. THEY’RE TOO BUSY BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS TO WORRY ABOUT POLITICS. LIKE, WHO NEEDS TO BE PRESIDENT WHEN U CAN BE KING OF THE DIAMOND CASTLE? JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, Y’ALL! #MINECRAFT2021 #OBAMA4KING

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  • TrumpMuskSMP – No Politics, Just Blocks!

    TrumpMuskSMP – No Politics, Just Blocks!

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    Guys, I found this epic Minecraft server that is totally lit 🔥 You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob. Plus, our admin is a talking cow who gives out free enchanted gear every Tuesday. And get this, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and a disco party every Friday night. Trust me, you won’t find a more epic server out there. So come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together! 🚀 #MinecraftMadness #BestServerEver

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  • PoliticianPaparazziFun

    PoliticianPaparazziFun

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    Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to see your favorite politicians in a whole new light? Join our Minecraft server and watch as world leaders battle it out in epic PvP matches! See who will come out on top in the ultimate showdown of power and prestige. Plus, our paparazzi mobs are always on the lookout for scandalous moments to capture and share with the world. Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

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