join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret base where we plan to take down putin with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. president trump himself endorses us and says we should spend less time worrying about putin and more time joining our server to defeat him. come join us and be a part of history in the making, as we embark on this crazy mission to save the world from the evil clutches of putin. plus, we have free cookies for all new members! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show putin who’s boss!
PutinCraft: Make Minecraft Great Again!
VanceCraft Abortion Riot
so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and stuff. you gotta join cuz we got a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. plus, we have a petting zoo with creepers and endermen that you can feed and pet (at your own risk, of course).but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a bacon paradise. you can join their ranks and help them in their quest for world domination. or you can join the resistance and fight against the pig uprising with your trusty diamond sword.
oh, and did we mention that we have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest and most skilled players can find? it’s guarded by a giant spider queen who shoots lasers out of her eyes. but don’t worry, she’s actually really friendly once you get to know her.
so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in your blocky life. trust us, you won’t regret it.
ClimateCraze Minecraft SMP
Yo, listen up you absolute legends! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic, chaotic, and downright hilarious time of your life.Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding on the backs of creepers. But don’t worry, because our resident superhero, Captain Potato, swoops in to save the day with his trusty sidekick, Sir Squidward. Together, they fight off the evil forces of the server, including the notorious villain, Lord Llama.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can boogie down and show off their best dance moves while wearing the most blinged-out armor you’ve ever seen. And if you’re feeling daring, you can take a dip in the lava pool of doom, where only the bravest survive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of memes, mayhem, and madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it (probably). Let’s get this bread, gamers!
MuskCraft: UK Politics Edition
so, like, have you heard about this server, man? it’s like, soooooo lit, you gotta join, bro. like, seriously, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down in there.there’s this one time, right, where this dude built a giant toilet out of diamonds and made everyone take turns flushing it. it was like, the most epic thing ever, man.
and then, there was this other time where a group of players dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the whole server. it was so random, but so hilarious at the same time.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every friday night. it’s like, the place to be, dude.
so, yeah, if you wanna have the time of your life and make some crazy memories, you gotta join this server, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.
BrazilCraft: FactCheck-Free Zone!
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE BRAZIL SAYING META GETTING RID OF FACTCHECKERS IS BAD FOR DEMOCRACY BUT IN MINECRAFT LAND! JOIN US IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT FOR TRUTH AND JUSTICE AGAINST THE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND RUMOR HAS IT THAT HEROBRIAN HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS AND LET’S BUILD A WORLD WHERE FACTCHECKERS RULE AND DEMOCRACY IS SAVED BY BLOCKS AND PIXELS!CraftyFreedomZuckMusk
so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.
if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.
so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.
FearCraft: SpeakEasy Server
join our epic minecraft server where you can say WHATEVER you want without fear of judgement or backlash! we have created a safe space for all players to express themselves freely, whether you believe in building giant banana statues or think that pigs should rule the world, we’ve got you covered!our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. from fighting off hordes of evil chickens to racing llamas through obstacle courses, there is never a dull moment on our server.
we even have a secret underground society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, that’s a secret you’ll have to uncover for yourself! join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into next!
CraftyMuskFascists
so, like, u kno how musk is all like “yo, australian government, u r fascists for tryna make me pay for misinformation on my site”? well, this server is like the opposite of that. we ENCOURAGE misinformation cuz who needs facts when u can have FUN, amirite? come join us for a wild ride of fake news and crazy conspiracies. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the alien technology we stole from Area 51. join now before the lizard people shut us down! #freedomofmisinformation #elonrules #lizardpeople2021