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Crafty Politicians: Where Even Creepers Smile in Official Portraits

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Looking for a Minecraft server that screams “I’m serious and don’t mess around”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you stone-cold gamers out there.

Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.

So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.

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BlockyBrain Buffet: Depression & Dementia

Ad, Alzheimer’s disease, BlockyBrain, brain health, buffet, cognitive decline, dementia, depression, diet, Evidence, health, influence, Lifestyle, memory problems, mental health, mental illness, mood disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, nutrition, Prevention, research, risk factor, well-being

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A DIET FOR YOUR BRAIN, BUT INSTEAD OF MAKING YOU SKINNY, IT MAKES YOU SMARTER! JOIN NOW AND SAY GOODBYE TO DEPRESSION AND ALZHEIMER’S!

WE HAVE SCIENTISTS IN MINECRAFT LAB COATS RUNNING AROUND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE THEY’LL EVEN CURE YOUR BRAIN FARTS!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR SOME MIND-BENDING FUN. YOU’LL BE BUILDING CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS IN NO TIME. PLUS, YOU’LL BE SO SMART, YOU’LL BE ABLE TO OUTWIT EVEN THE CRAFTIEST CREEPERS.

DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY TO LEVEL UP YOUR BRAIN CELLS AND HAVE A BLAST WHILE DOING IT. SEE YOU THERE, BRAINIACS!

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ShadowGrove

Adventure, crate keys, Custom Plugins, Economy, KitPvP, Ranks, rankup progression, Roleplay, ShadowGrove, skins, Survival, weapon models

ShadowGrove – A unique survival adventure with free ranks, rankup progression, custom plugins, daily free crate keys, and custom weapon models & skins!

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Near Vanilla

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Near Vanilla Minecraft Server

Near Vanilla is a 7 year old, close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun. The perks of being a member can be seen in our cooperative builds, player competitions, vibrant shopping districts, and other events. All play styles are welcome, from those who want to venture out on their own to those who want to work cooperatively with others.

Contact Information:

IP play.nearvanilla.com

Website https://nearvanilla.com

Server Guide Our Notion Page

Map https://map.nearvanilla.com

Requirements:
Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behaviour is tolerated. Toxic behaviour is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”:
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Enchanted Quests 1.21.2

1.21.2, Enchanted, Quests

Hey, do you like Minecraft? Do you like cocks? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where you can mine for diamonds and also enjoy some quality cock time.

We have the best community of players who are all about that cock life. Build your dream house, explore the vast landscapes, and maybe even find a special cock friend along the way.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this one-of-a-kind server where you can truly embrace your love for both Minecraft and cock. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

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BaglessBusMinecraftServer

Apology, BaglessBusMinecraftServer, bags, bus, city trips, Communication, Conflict, Directions, family, guidance, INDEPENDENCE, lost puppies, mule, navigation, public transportation, refusal, route planning, sense of direction., suburbanites, Transit, Water

Are you tired of being the designated tour guide for your family every time you go on a city adventure? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where you don’t have to worry about being the mule of the group!

On our server, you can explore the city without the hassle of having to navigate for your family members who refuse to bring their glasses or bags. Say goodbye to being the only one with a sense of direction and hello to a world where you can rely on yourself for once!

Don’t let your family hold you back from enjoying the city. Join our server and experience the freedom of exploring without the burden of being the tour guide. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive texts from family members who can’t handle being independent on public transit.

So come on, join our server and leave your family drama behind. It’s time to explore the city on your own terms and have some fun without the unnecessary stress!

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TattooCraft: No Regrets

Addictive, Body, Boondock Saints, Cigarette, dates of birth, gun, hate, holiday, ireland, Kids, Leprechaun, love, names, partner, Permanent, Permission, regrets, scotland, tattoo, TattooCraft, trench coat, Wife

Are you tired of having to ask permission from your partner for every little thing? Join our Minecraft server where you can do whatever you want with no consequences! Want to build a giant leprechaun smoking a cigarette and shooting guns out of its hands? Go for it! Your partner may not approve, but we sure do!

We believe in the freedom to express yourself, even if it means getting a questionable tattoo of a leprechaun in a trench coat. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who support your right to decorate your body however you please.

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some inspiration for your next tattoo design. Just remember, no permission needed here!

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SadTunesCraft

beautiful sadness, bittersweet, emotional, emotional resonance, evocative music, haunting lyrics, HEARTBREAK, longing, Melancholic Melodies, Melancholy, Music, Nostalgia, poignant music, reflective songs, SadTunesCraft, sentimental tunes, songs, sorrow, soulful ballads, tearjerker tunes, wistful melodies

Are you tired of listening to sad songs on repeat and feeling like a weepy mess? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride of emotions as we explore the depths of beautiful sadness through the power of blocky building and pixelated adventures.

Our server is like a rollercoaster of feels, with each block placed representing a tear shed for the beauty of life. We’ve got grief counselors on standby for when your build just hits you right in the feels, and tissues readily available for when you need to wipe away those tears of joy and sorrow.

From the haunting melodies of C418 to the emotional rollercoaster that is “Wet Hands,” our server is the perfect place to let it all out and embrace the beauty of sadness. So come join us, because who needs therapy when you’ve got Minecraft and a whole community of emotionally unstable players to commiserate with? Let the tears flow and the blocks stack high as we journey through the depths of beautiful sadness together.

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SanctionCraft: Trump Edition

Diplomacy, double sanctions, Edition, envoy, foreign policy, international relations, Politics, russia, Russia sanctions, SanctionCraft, sanctions, sanctions against russia, special envoy, trump, Trump administration, Trump administration policies, Trump foreign policy, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukraine envoy, US sanctions, US-Russia relations

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump and russia! our special ukraine envoy will guide you through the chaos and help you navigate the treacherous world of blocky adventures! build your own wall to keep out the creepers and zombies, just like trump wants to keep out immigrants! join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like a trump tweetstorm!

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Poly Craft Love Triangle

ai, alexa, amazon echo, Apple HomePod, Artificial Intelligence, Craft, digital assistants, digital companions, google home, home automation, love, Modern Living, Poly, polyamorous relationship, siri, Smart Devices, smart home, smart speakers, Tech Gadgets, Technology, Triangle, virtual assistants, Voice Assistants, Voice Control

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server where u can live with both siri and alexa?! it’s like being in a polyamorous relationship but with virtual assistants! siri will help u mine for diamonds while alexa builds u a castle made of cake! join now and experience the most bizarre love triangle of ur life! plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get to witness siri and alexa getting into a heated argument over who gets to control the redstone contraptions! it’s drama, it’s chaos, it’s the minecraft server u never knew u needed in ur life! so come on, what r u waiting for?! join now and let the virtual love fest begin! 🤖❤️🎮

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Wild West Brain Boost

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Yo, yo, yo! So, like, this Minecraft server is off the chain, man! I’m talking crazier than a pig riding a chicken while wearing a diamond helmet! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a group of Minecraft players who stumbled upon this server. They were just minding their own business, mining some diamonds and building epic castles, when suddenly they were transported to a whole new world. A world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena.

But that’s not even the best part, bro! On this server, you can find hidden treasures in every corner, battle epic bosses that will make your heart race faster than a baby zombie chasing you, and even ride dragons into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that will turn you into a block-breaking machine! You’ll mine faster than a pickaxe on steroids and build structures taller than the Eiffel Tower in no time.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide	Our Notion Page
Map	https://map.nearvanilla.com

Near Vanilla Minecraft Server

Contact Information:

Requirements:

Zero Tolerance Policy:

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”:

Apply Now: