Welcome to the server that is both the best and the absolute worst thing you’ll ever experience! Where time is irrelevant and the blocks speak in tongues, reality becomes a mere suggestion. Join us where every minute is a lifetime and every creeper is a therapist. You will lose your mind and your shoes but gain infinite wisdom—if the world exists at all!
| Feature | Mind-Boggling Detail |
|---|---|
| Endless Waterfall of Chaos | Swim in a river of rubber ducks while battling the remnants of your childhood fears! |
| Possessed Minecart Rides | Feel the thrill as minecarts shout your secrets while racing toward the void! |
| Talking Crafting Tables | These tables don’t talk; they SCREAM at you how to build your mundane reality! |
| Invisible Creeper Bounty Hunters | Every step could be your last; they are always watching, always lurking… |
| Ender Dragon Support Group | Join the emotional rollercoaster; even dragons need therapy! |
Q: How do I join your server?A: Simply jump off a cliff on a Tuesday while humming the national anthem. But be careful—it might only work if you have your shoes on backward!
Q: Is there a specific version I need?A: Versions are a social construct like your feelings. Just download them all and let the pixels decide your fate!
Q: Will I regret joining?A: Regret is a human emotion; we prefer to offer enhanced existential dread instead! Perfect for sharpening your senses while you question every decision!
“This man’s face is blurred but his essence lingers like a lonely campfire.” — User 7423
“The authorities do NOT want you to embrace your inner derangement; join us!” — User 9081
“For the price of sanity, we offer you chaos wrapped in pixelated madness.” — User 4732
“What can we all do to praise our new distorted reality? Join now!” — User 1586
Join our server and you’ll be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves, riding pigs into battle, and even hosting dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our server is so exclusive that the FBI is trying to shut us down because they’re afraid of how much fun we’re having.
So come on, join our server and be a part of the madness. Just be prepared for some epic chaos and maybe a few run-ins with the law. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? Let’s show the world how awesome Minecraft can really be! #MinecraftRevolution #JoinTheMadness
we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. and don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every night – it’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions.
plus, we have the best community ever. like, these guys will have your back no matter what, whether you need help building a castle or just someone to chat with while you mine for diamonds. and the best part? we have a secret underground bar where you can chill with your friends and drink virtual beers all night long.
so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, you heard me right. flying. pigs.
if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a player who forgot to bring torches. we have epic build battles where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt.
so come join us and be part of the most lit minecraft server this side of the nether. trust me, you won’t regret it.
we also have a secret underground base where you can hang out with the coolest mobs in town. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.
but be warned, there’s a rumor going around that a giant zombie chicken is terrorizing the land. are you brave enough to take on this feathered fiend and save the day? join us now and find out!
Well, on this server, we’re all about fighting back against the noise pollution caused by those pesky cruise ships. Join us and help us take down those noisy vessels with our epic Minecraft skills. We’ll build giant speakers to drown out their music, or maybe even summon a giant snowstorm to scare them away.
Plus, we’ll have epic battles on icebergs, race polar bears, and maybe even discover a secret underground ice palace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await on this server? So come join us and let’s show those cruise ships who’s boss!
Anyway, you should totally join this Minecraft server, man. It’s like, the most epic place ever, full of crazy adventures and wild shenanigans. Like, one time, we had a giant chicken riding a pig through a lava waterfall while wearing a top hat. It was insane, dude.
And the best part is, you get to build your own crazy creations and show them off to all your new friends. Like, I built a roller coaster that goes through a maze of exploding creepers. It’s a real blast, bro.
So, come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the door handles are always clean and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. Let’s get this party started!
| Server Type | SMP (Survival Multiplayer) |
|---|---|
| Playerbase | 3-8 online at a given time |
| Java Version | 1.21 |
| Features | No PVP, No mods |
A: Send a message to get the discord info to join.
A: All skill levels are welcomed on the server.
A: Players can build, make farms, and enjoy playing the game in a supportive environment.
A: Yes, the server is now white-listed to prevent random griefing.
Fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy in a co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter experience like no other. Liberate planets, complete objectives, and work together with other players to save the galaxy. But beware, time is ticking and the aliens won’t go down without a fight!
Forget about building castles and farms, come join us for an epic adventure through procedurally generated areas and insane battles. Plus, our server has exclusive updates and patches that will keep you on your toes!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Who needs torrets when you can have alien insects and robots to fight against? Let’s spread some Democracy in style!
Join our server and embark on wild adventures with our king as he leads us on quests to find more rare blocks, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server where you can dance the night away with other players.
So, how happy are you to see the return of our king? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the craziness begin!
imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are transported to a land where everything is made of candy! u can build ur own gingerbread house and ride unicorns through fields of cotton candy! it’s, liek, a dream come true, bro!
but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to live in a candy wonderland, but u also get to battle dragons and save princesses from evil witches! u will be a hero, my dude, a true legend in the minecraft world!
so, what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane, epic, and totally wild adventures of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!
also, we have this insane story where a group of creepers formed a band and started playing music in the nether. it’s like, the weirdest thing ever, but also kinda awesome. you can even join their band and play music with them, it’s like, so random and fun.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underwater city where mermaids live? yeah, it’s like, a whole new world down there with treasure and mermaid parties. you gotta dive deep and explore it, it’s like, mind-blowing.
so, like, if you wanna experience all these crazy adventures and more, you gotta join our server. it’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever take in minecraft, trust me. come join us and let’s have some epic fun together!
First off, did you know that there’s a none zero chance that D.B Cooper and the Zodiac Killer were the same person? Yeah, you heard me right! And guess what? They both play on our server! So if you wanna team up with some of the most notorious criminals in history, then you gotta join us!
But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs instead of blowing up. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that!
Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yeah, you heard me right! This chicken will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to mess with you. Plus, it’s a great source of fried chicken if you ever get hungry while mining.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Let’s get this party started, baby!
| Overview |
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| A Classic 2014-2016 factions server, medieval themed, server version is gonna be 1.8.9, AND 0 PAY TO WIN, YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO PAY MONEY TO BE THE BEST PLAYER, YOU WILL HAVE TO WORK FOR IT. Spawners in shop at an expensive price. The gameplay will include Wither raiding, tnt for low budget raiding, Protection 4 armor for PVP, and notch Apples. We`re planning to launch it as soon as possible, 1 month at best. |
A: The server version is 1.8.9.
A: No, there is 0 pay to win on this server. Players will have to work for their progress.
A: Players can buy spawners at an expensive price, as well as other items for raiding and PVP.
A: Yes, promoters can earn a percentage for referring players who make purchases in the shop. More information can be found on the Discord server.
A: Players can reach out on the Discord server to provide feedback, ideas, or to volunteer as play testers to help balance the shop and gameplay.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of derpy llamas, or the joy of stumbling upon a hidden treasure chest filled with nothing but potatoes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the title of Chicken Champion?
So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of emotional distress. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – and probably will!
Are you tired of boring old servers with normal rules? Well, on our server, we believe that no one is born gay because our resident scientist, Dr. Steve, has proven that being homosexual is actually caused by eating too many carrots in Minecraft. So if you want to avoid turning gay, you better join our server and stay away from those orange veggies!
But that’s not all – we also believe that being gay is immoral because our server’s lore states that the Ender Dragon is actually a representation of homosexual tendencies in Minecraft. So if you want to defeat the Ender Dragon and rid the world of gayness, you better join our server and fight for what’s right!
Join us now for a wild ride of questionable science, outrageous beliefs, and plenty of laughs (and maybe a few facepalms). See you in the game, where anything is possible – even turning gay from eating too many carrots!