Public Assistance MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ExHusbandJailbreak

home, wasting time, Drugs, signing rights over, widows pension

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex’s drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Our server is so epic, it will make you forget all about your ex-husband’s jail time for not paying child support. Who needs child support when you can build your dream castle in Minecraft, am I right?

Forget about the past and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and surviving the night. Plus, our server has a special feature that allows you to sign away your ex’s rights in-game – talk about virtual revenge!

So come join us and let’s build a brighter future together, one block at a time. Who knows, maybe your ex will even learn a thing or two about responsibility from watching you play Minecraft. It’s a win-win situation!

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SnapCraft: No Junk Allowed!

dietary habits, nutrition assistance, obesity prevention, Snapcraft, Allowed

Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t let you indulge in your love for junk food? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We believe in the power of snacks to fuel our gaming adventures, which is why we have a whole junk food kingdom where you can feast on all your favorite treats while building epic creations.

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking around the virtual world, trying to avoid the evil broccoli mobs that are out to ban all junk food from existence. Will you be able to outsmart them and keep your stash of snacks safe? Only time will tell on our wacky and wild server.

So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who knew that junk food could be the key to victory in Minecraft? Let the snacking begin!

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Welfare Leech Minecraft Server

criminal behavior, immigration, crime, criminal justice, social welfare

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can live out your wildest fantasies of leeching off welfare, committing crimes, and even… gulp… raping women!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server! We’ve got special plugins that make stealing from your neighbors and evading the police a blast. And our custom-built rape dungeon is sure to keep you on the edge of your seat (or bed)!

So come on down to our server and let your inner criminal out to play. Just remember, it’s all in the name of good, clean, virtual fun!

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Frozen Housing Minecraft SMP Payments

government policy, Housing, poverty alleviation, public assistance, economic impact

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the housing benefit payments are so good, they’ll make you want to build the craziest mansions ever! But watch out for Josh, he’s a fat nonce who thinks he’s invincible. Rumor has it that he once tried to build a house out of diamonds and it collapsed on top of him. Join us for a laugh and maybe even witness Josh’s next crazy escapade. Just don’t get too close, you might catch his bad luck!

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ThirstyCraft

selfish, ThirstyCraft, Arizona drinks, family dynamics, Soda

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

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WelfareQueenMC Server

POVERTY, welfare queen, WelfareQueenMC, welfare eligibility, welfare office

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to navigate through a maze filled with jiggaboo zombies and collect Oxys to survive! But be careful, if you get caught by the SS office guards, you’ll have to start all over again. Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

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Netcrafts: Social Safety Server – Where we’ve got your back and all the LOLs!

safety net programs, Weve, unemployment benefits, income support, financial aid

Are you tired of falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Join our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual social safety net to catch you when you fall (literally). Our friendly community of players will help you navigate the dangers of the blocky world and even offer emotional support when creepers blow up your beautiful creations. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples grant wishes, like turning all mobs into adorable kittens or giving you diamond armor made of bubblegum. So come join us and experience the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft server out there!

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Momma’s 10th Baby vs. My Baecation

weekend, Chores, vacation, puke, Baecation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of having a big family like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic fun and endless adventures.

Imagine having 8 siblings and a mom who just can’t stop popping out babies! But hey, at least you’ll never run out of people to play Minecraft with, right? And who needs money or allowance when you have the joy of watching your mom give birth at home and filming it for memories? It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get the chance to escape the craziness of family life by going on vacation with your boyfriend’s family. Just make sure it’s not too close to your mom’s due date, or you might end up missing out on the blood and puke-filled birth video recording session. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have all the drama at home, am I right?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop entertainment and questionable family dynamics? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

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ShookCraft: History Bytes

untold history, Shocking History, Historical Secrets, historical curiosities, eye-opening history

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with ancient artifacts and hidden treasures? Join us and uncover the mysteries of the past while building your own epic creations above ground! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of history in the making!

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SanctionCraft USA

new, economic sanctions, sanctions program, global affairs, Diplomacy

hey u! ya u! ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? well, look no further cuz our server is lit like a creeper on fire! we got more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse!

join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only rule is to have fun! we’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and epic builds that will make you say “holy sheep!”

plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the ender dragon itself!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and see why everyone is talking about our server. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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