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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 1708 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 954 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 404 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.
also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.
oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.
so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
