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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 932 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 110 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 162 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!
