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| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 9290 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 161 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to shave anyone’s pubes, not even in a virtual world!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about strange requests from injured spouses. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on crafting, exploring, and battling monsters – no pube shaving required!
Forget about the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Trust us, you won’t find any demanding husbands here asking you to give them a low taper fade on their nether regions.
So come join us and escape the madness of everyday life. Who needs a husband with broken wrists when you can have a pickaxe and a world full of endless possibilities? Let’s mine and craft our way to victory – no pubes involved!
