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BarBrawlBeats

aggressive songs, bar altercation, bar brawl, bar confrontation, Bar fight, bar scuffle, bar violence, BarBrawlBeats, barroom brawl, barroom fight, brawl, chaotic playlist, fight night, fight song, odd music, pub fight, rowdy tunes, strange choice, unexpected tunes, unusual playlist, violent music

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than a bar fight is our gameplay! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to pick the perfect song for a bar brawl.

Our server is the only place where you can battle it out with other players while listening to the most oddly fitting songs for a bar fight. From classical music to nursery rhymes, you never know what will be playing in the background as you swing your sword and dodge arrows.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly bartender who serves up potions that will either boost your powers or turn you into a chicken for a day. Will you risk it for the biscuit and take a sip?

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Just remember, on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

WholesomeTales Minecraft SMP

anecdote, cheerful, Conversation, delightful, Feel-Good, Gratitude, Happiness, heartening, Heartwarming, inspiring, joy, Kindness, Meaningful, memorable, Minecraft, Optimistic, Positive, Share, smp, Story, touching, Uplifting, Wholesome, WholesomeTales

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ores Mined:	9868
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

OMG guys, u gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who taught me how to do the cha-cha slide while fighting off creepers. It was wild, bro.

And another time, I was building a giant statue of a potato (don’t ask why, it just felt right) and suddenly a herd of flying pigs descended from the sky and started raining down golden carrots on me. I was like, “Is this real life or am I just tripping on too many enchanted golden apples?”

But seriously, this SMP is the bomb dot com. We have epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. So come join us and let’s create some wacky memories together!

CraftyConfusion

befuddlement, bewilderment, brain teaser, cognitive dissonance, complexity, confusion, conundrum, CraftyConfusion, Enigma, head scratcher, incomprehensibility, incomprehension, mental block, mind-boggler, Mystery, perplexing question, perplexity, puzzle, puzzlement, Riddle, unfathomable concept

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4042
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mines Excavated:	1024
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Do you ever wonder why creepers explode when they get close to you? Or how pigs can fly with a saddle on their back? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind with its wacky and wild adventures, then look no further!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can claim your prize.

If dancing skeletons aren’t your thing, how about riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or exploring a hidden cave filled with talking mushrooms who will tell you terrible jokes in exchange for rare treasures?

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, then come join us and prepare for a journey unlike any other! Who knows what bizarre and hilarious adventures await you in this world of endless possibilities?

ParisDrillCraft

carbon emissions, climate change, drilling, energy independence, energy policy, energy production, environmental impact, environmental policy, environmental regulations, Fossil Fuels, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, international relations, Natural resources, oil exploration, Paris Agreement, ParisDrillCraft, political controversy, renewable energy, Trump administration, US

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF THE US WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER HAHAHA WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT WE JUST WANNA DRILL DRILL DRILL! COME JOIN US AND HELP US DESTROY THE VIRTUAL WORLD WITH OUR VIRTUAL DRILLING MACHINES! WHO NEEDS PARIS AGREEMENTS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMONDS AND OIL?! JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #DRILLBABYDRILL #FAKEBLOCKSNEWS

Crafty Meds Madness

Benefits, COMPREHENSIVE, conditions, Crafty, dementia, findings, GLP-1RAs, health, INFECTIONS, less likely, madness, medication, meds, mental health, Mounjaro, occur, pharmaceuticals, Prevention, psychotic disorders, research, Saxenda, study, Treatment, Wegovy

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4282	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	140	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

COME JOIN OUR SERVER CAUSE WE GOT THE CRAZIEST SH*T GOIN ON! WE GOT GLP-1RAs FLYIN AROUND LIKE PIXIE DUST, KEEPIN YOU SAFE FROM PSYCHOTIC DISORDERS AND DEMENTIA! YOU AIN’T GONNA FIND THAT ON ANY OTHER SERVER, I TELL YA!

WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE MAKE OUR OWN GLP-1RAs, CALLED MOUNJARO JUICE! DRINK THAT AND YOU’LL BE INVINCIBLE, I SWEAR!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN FOR? JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF A LIFETIME!

LucentiaMC

Active, admins, Arenas, competitive, Discord, Dungeons, Events, Friendly, Guilds, Leaderboards, LucentiaMC, Mods, Play, progress, PVP AREAS, ranked, Resets, Rewards, smp, Survival, Updates

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Magic Items Found:	7024	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Server Overview

Features
Survival
Friendly and active player base and admins
Constant updates
Many Daily Events

Dedicated PVP areas with lucrative items
Wild PVP
Form guilds and compete against others for seasonal rewards
Keep your progress, no world resets.
No mods required

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a Discord server for Lucentia?	Yes, you can join the Lucentia Discord here.
Are there world resets on the server?	No, your progress will not be reset.
Do I need to install any mods to play on the server?	No, mods are not required to play on Lucentia.

Lost World Explorers 1.20.5

1.20.5, Disgusting, disgusting faggots, disgusting faggots on earth, Earth, Eat shit, everyone else, Explorers, Faggots, Life, Live, Lost, my life, objectively unfair, own life., robbed, robbed me, shit eating, shit eating faggots, UNFAIR, wanted, world

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	72

Join our Minecraft server because we promise you a life full of adventure and excitement! Escape the clutches of the shit-eating faggots and create your own world where you can live freely and without any unfairness. Say no to faggots and yes to a new life in our server! Don’t let them rob you of your happiness, join us now and experience true freedom!

NoRoomieNoProblemo

affording, aita, CAPABLE, great salary, guest bedroom, light sleeper, move in, move out, NoRoomieNoProblemo, pissed, Recovery, rent free, Save, spare bedroom, stomach cyst, surgery, time frame, weird, wife’s best friend, wrong

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Animals Bred:	99

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the guest bedroom in this story, our server is always full of surprises and unexpected twists.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships, just like the one between the husband, wife, and best friend in this tale. Will you choose to be the supportive friend, the understanding spouse, or the voice of reason in the chaos?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on your toes and entertained for hours on end. Plus, just like the best friend in this story, you’ll have plenty of time to recover and find your own place in our virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and Minecraft fun. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as this one!

ElonCraft SMP: TikTok Edition

Acquisition, billionaire, branding, Business, creativity, digital platform, Edition, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, future of social media, innovation, Marketing, potential rebranding, RENAME, smp, social media, social-networking, speculation, tech industry, Technology, tiktok, video sharing

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Runes Activated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP that’s straight fire? Bro, let me tell you, this server is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some facts.

First off, we got Elon Musk as the owner of this server. Yeah, you heard me right, THE Elon Musk. He’s not just sending rockets to space, he’s also slaying creepers in Minecraft. And get this, if he buys TikTok, he’s gonna rename it to “TikCraft” and make it a virtual dance party for all the players. How epic is that?

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant pineapple floating in the sky, because why not? You can only access it by riding a flying pig with a top hat. And once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you on your journey. Trust me, this llama spits straight facts.

Oh, and did I mention that our PvP arena is a replica of the Colosseum, but instead of gladiators, we have players fighting with diamond swords while riding on giant chickens? It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for, my dudes? Join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! See you on the other side, gamers!

ShowerSucksCraft

cleaning, cold water, hair washing, hygiene, lack of privacy, loofah, Mildew, Mold, shaving, shower curtains, shower head, showering, ShowerSucksCraft, skin irritation, slippery floor, soap scum, steamy mirrors, time consuming, towels, water pressure, water wastage

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Buildings Constructed:	30
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3218
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Tired of getting attacked by creepers while trying to wash your hair? Sick of Endermen stealing your soap? Look no further, because on our server, showers are creeper-proof and Endermen-free zones! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can build your dream bathroom without fear of interruption from hostile mobs. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Soap Bar can be found hidden somewhere in the server – will you be the one to uncover its sparkling secrets? Join now and start scrubbing in style!

CraftyCommies: RepatRescue!

Assistance, CASUALTIES, Citizens, Combat, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, deaths, Diplomacy, evacuation, foreign affairs, Government, India, international relations, missing, RepatRescue, repatriation, russia, Support, Tragedy

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where India and Russia are fighting it out for control of the land! 12 deaths and 16 missing players, who will come out on top?! Will India push Russia back or will Russia repatriate their citizens and dominate the server?! Join now for the most intense combat you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! It’s a battle royale like no other, with crazy twists and turns at every corner! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the chaos!