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pub Minecraft Servers

  • Placenta Pub Crawl Server

    Placenta Pub Crawl Server
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 9323
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Animals Bred: 146
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? what if i told you there’s this totally crazy minecraft server where the placenta of mice is like, all messed up from rapid alcohol exposure in early pregnancy? like, the genes are all changing and the DNA is like, flipping switches and stuff. it’s like a wild party in the placenta, man.

    if you wanna see some real epigenetic shenanigans and witness gene expression going haywire, you gotta join this server. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before in minecraft. plus, the mice are super chill and love to build epic structures out of cheese blocks.

    so come on, join the madness and experience the wildest genetic ride of your life. who knew a placenta could be so entertaining?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FreeloaderBoyfriend Minecraft Server

    FreeloaderBoyfriend Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 754
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Animals Bred: 13 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister-in-law’s new boyfriend, Pierce? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Pierce would be impressed.

    Join our server for a chance to meet players who are as mysterious as Pierce charging drinks to your tab without a care in the world. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our community?

    Just like how Pierce didn’t ask before putting those drinks on your tab, you won’t need to ask before diving into the fun on our server. It’s a free-for-all of madness and mayhem!

    And hey, if you’re worried about causing a fuss, don’t worry. Our server is all about embracing the chaos and letting loose. So go ahead and tell your sister-in-law about this server – she might just find it as entertaining as Pierce’s cheapness!

    Join now for a gaming experience that’s as unforgettable as the night Pierce decided to charge those drinks to your tab. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tipsy Pixel Pub

    Tipsy Pixel Pub
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 5124
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 53 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where, like, all the blocks are made of calorie labels on alcohol. you mine a block and suddenly you’re like “whoa, i need to change my drinking habits now.” it’s like a whole new level of gaming experience, man.

    join this server if you want to be part of the revolution in alcohol awareness in minecraft. become a pioneer in the fight against heavy drinking in england, one block at a time. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret potion that turns all the blocks into kale smoothies.

    so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and let’s change the world, one calorie label at a time. who knew minecraft could be so educational and life-changing?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WifelessWanderer

    WifelessWanderer
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 1885
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 80 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where age is just a number and fun is mandatory! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers who refuse to let age define them.

    Are you tired of being held back by someone who just wants to stay home and do nothing? Well, on our server, you can break free from the chains of boring and explore virtual worlds filled with excitement and endless possibilities.

    Imagine building a virtual Machu Picchu with your friends, or rocking out at a virtual Rammstein concert in Mexico City. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who’s counting?).

    So, if you’re ready to ditch the real world drama and dive headfirst into a realm of pure fun and craziness, join us now! Who needs a social life when you have a Minecraft server that’s always buzzing with activity and laughter? Let’s make memories that will have your grandkids saying, “Wow, Grandma and Grandpa were wild back in the day!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FriendzCraft Minecraft Server

    FriendzCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 6348
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1204 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic actions and standing up for what’s right! Join us for epic adventures and crazy encounters like the one our player had in real life.

    Imagine stumbling upon a group of sketchy players in the game, trying to drag someone away against their will. But fear not, because on our server, you can be the hero who saves the day! Use your torch to light up the situation and ask the tough questions, just like our player did in this wild story.

    And who knows, maybe you’ll have to deal with angry moms and friends who don’t appreciate your heroic efforts. But hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server! So come join us and show off your bravery and quick thinking skills. Who knows what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PubCrawlPunisher Minecraft SMP

    PubCrawlPunisher Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 260
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Crops Grown: 6940
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of the normies and incelwalk to your heart’s content without fear of arrest! Our server is a safe haven for all the misunderstood souls who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. If that’s not reason enough to join, I don’t know what is!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoTipNoTipNoTip

    NoTipNoTipNoTip
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 4467
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Chimeras Created: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the servers are as bad as this one! You log on and the server greets you like 10 minutes later, doesn’t even tell you what’s on tap (like, what even is that in Minecraft?), and disappears for ages before bringing you a sour beer (because why not have weird drinks in Minecraft too?). And then, get this, he vanishes again before you can even order food! Like, what kind of service is that in a virtual world?

    But wait, it gets better. Your food magically appears via other servers, and the original server only shows up again when you wave him down for the bill. And when you don’t tip (because, let’s be real, who tips in Minecraft?), he straight up yells at you across the whole server! Like, talk about virtual drama.

    But hey, if you’re into chaotic servers and want to experience the virtual equivalent of a panic attack in your car, then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join now for a wild ride of bad service and unforgettable moments. Just don’t forget to tip…or else.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Arabian Nights Minecraft Server

    Arabian Nights Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 4300
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7841 Magic Items Found: 1890

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks and acts the same? Well, look no further because our server is a melting pot of diversity! Join us and discover that not all Middle Easterns are the same – in fact, we have players from all over the world with unique backgrounds and stories to share.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Camel Racing Arena, where players can saddle up and race their trusty camels to victory. And don’t forget about our famous Falafel Feast event, where players can compete to see who can eat the most delicious falafels in one sitting.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking camel or uncover the secret recipe for the world’s best hummus. The possibilities are endless!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Estrogen Induced Brain Damage Minecraft SMP

    Estrogen Induced Brain Damage Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 263
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 New Chunks Explored: 268810
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement is a healthy dose of estrogen-induced brain damage! Why waste your time with boring old servers that make you follow basic instructions when you can join us and experience the chaos of our world?

    We don’t believe in following scripts here – in fact, we encourage our players to throw them out the window and embrace the madness. Need to build a house? Why not do it upside down? Want to mine for diamonds? Better do it blindfolded! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

    So come on, join our SMP and leave your sanity at the door. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories await you in our estrogen-fueled world? Just remember, the crazier, the better!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Holy Shit Chinese Are Right Minecraft Server

    Holy Shit Chinese Are Right Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 4365
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we follow the ancient Chinese philosophy of Minecrafting! That’s right, we’ve unlocked the secret to ultimate block-placing mastery.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building giant panda statues that come to life and do your bidding. Want to ride a dragon through the Nether? No problem, we’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on the mystical powers of our enchanted fortune cookies – they’ll give you the strength to mine diamonds with your bare hands.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of fried chicken legs to keep you fueled for all your epic adventures.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and discover why the Chinese were right all along about the true potential of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy shit” in no time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ””You Killed It, Anon” Minecraft SMP”

    ””You Killed It, Anon” Minecraft SMP”
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 3321
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 738452 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging exploding chickens and riding on flying pigs.

    We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a laugh, whether it’s pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with giant squids. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that lead to hidden diamond stashes guarded by evil llamas.

    But be warned, Anon, you better bring your A-game because this server is not for the faint of heart. The last player who tried to challenge the Ender Dragon ended up accidentally turning it into a pet that now roams the server wreaking havoc.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and show off your Minecraft skills, come join us and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, you killed it, Anon.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lost to Cod Minecraft Server

    Lost to Cod Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 6910
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Crops Grown: 3498 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that couldn’t even beat Call of Duty in a dance-off? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even COD is shaking in its boots! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond armor fashion shows, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and challenge him to a build battle. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Let’s show COD who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Homo Fauna – Minecraft SMP

    Homo Fauna – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 7928
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81 Void Armor Forged: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with human males on female anthros, because why not? Our server is so insane, we have stories that will make you question reality. From Sanguine Dusk’s epic adventures to The Best Stress Relief, you’ll never be bored on this server.

    But wait, there’s more! Survivors of a Shattered World, The Frost on her Feathers, and even Vipers, Nights, and French Fries are just a taste of the craziness that awaits you. And don’t forget about Customer Satisfaction – because who doesn’t love a good customer service story in the world of Minecraft?

    So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you crawl through a Sunset Oblivion while munching on French fries with vipers slithering around you? It’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your anthro companion, and join us for a wild ride through the unknown. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

    Hunters R Us Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 6242
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2403 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Dimension Hops: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a professional hunter and dominate the wilderness!

    Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with nothing but your trusty bow and arrow. But be warned, these mobs are no pushovers – they will fight back with all their might!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Sword of Doom is hidden somewhere deep within its walls, guarded by a horde of angry skeletons.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate hunter in Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally defeat the Ender Dragon and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Boring Survivor Series Minecraft SMP

    Boring Survivor Series Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 1677
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 90 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Survivor Series matches in other Minecraft SMPs? Are War Games starting to feel like a snooze fest? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up with our outrageous traditional survivor series matches!

    Join our server and prepare to battle it out in epic PvP showdowns where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Will you be the sole survivor or will you be taken out by a sneaky backstabber? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary War Llamas, a group of fierce and feisty llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Can you tame these wild beasts and harness their power for your own gain? Only the bravest and most daring players will succeed in this daring quest.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable survivor series matches you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 1613
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 40
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret character trailer for “Steve: Block-Breaking Badass” where he fights off creepers with nothing but a carrot stick. It’s epic!

    2. Our event “Creeper Carnival” is live until December 31st, where you can ride creepers like horses and throw TNT at your friends for fun!

    3. The current character banner features Steve, Herobrine, Enderman, and Zombie Pigman – all ready to join your squad and wreak havoc in the blocky world.

    4. Our daily check-in rewards include diamond swords, enchanted apples, and even a pet dragon that follows you around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

    5. Redeemable codes with Primogems? Nah, we have redeemable codes with DIAMONDS that rain from the sky and turn everything into glittering blocks of awesomeness.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen stealing your blocks…they’re the real troublemakers around here.

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  • Have Six Minecraft SMP

    Have Six Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 7183
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – HAVE SIX! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Who needs to mine when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

    2. The admins are all secretly llamas in disguise. They may ban you for no reason, but hey, at least you’ll get a good llama impression out of it.

    3. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Bring your best dance moves and get ready to boogie with creepers.

    4. The currency on the server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, it’s potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are worth more than gold here.

    5. We have a special event called “TNT Tuesdays” where everyone gathers to blow up a random player’s house. It’s all in good fun, right?

    6. The ender dragon is actually a friendly creature who just wants to be your pet. Don’t be surprised if you see players riding the dragon around spawn.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join HAVE SIX today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

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