But beware, we have a cousin with a PTSD service dog in our virtual world, and if you have a severe allergy to virtual dogs, cats, and horses, you might start feeling like virtual crap. Don’t worry, you can always take virtual allergy meds, but who needs those when you can just ask the cousin to leave their virtual dog at home?
If you refuse to accommodate our virtual cousin and their virtual dog, be prepared for a virtual uproar! You might even be called a virtual ableist and have some virtual family members refuse to attend the party. But hey, it’s all in good fun in our wacky Minecraft server.
So join us for a wild and crazy time, where virtual drama unfolds and virtual parties are always a blast. Are you ready to dive into the madness? Join us now and let the virtual festivities begin!
Our server is so awesome, it’ll make you want to pour water on your mom while she’s sleeping (just kidding, please don’t do that). We’ve got epic builds, friendly players, and no one will ever tell you to do horrible things to yourself. Plus, our server is so fun, it’ll make you want to throw chairs across the house for joy!
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs parents and siblings when you’ve got a Minecraft world to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory together!
come join us and experience the thrill of decreased connectivity in brain networks – it’s like playing on hard mode 24/7! u’ll be so immersed in the game u won’t even remember what response inhibition is! and don’t even get me started on the attention – u’ll be so focused on mining diamonds u won’t even notice the sun rising and setting!
plus, if u suffer from dysphoria symptoms of PTSD, this server is the perfect escape! let ur worries melt away as u explore our vast world and build ur own paradise! so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has resources that will blow your mind. From rare items to secret locations, you’ll never run out of things to discover. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates event. Festive Eda and Magic Bubble Maker? Yes, please!
Looking for a challenge? Mystic Summons will test your skills and reward you with powerful allies. And if you’re feeling social, join one of our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan. Just make sure to include “/e7g/” in your greeting to show you’re one of us.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!
But that’s not all, we also welcome fap friends and AGP sluts with open arms! And if you’re a spitter, well, you’re a winner in our book! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server!
Our server is filled with so much chaos and mayhem that even the most insane exes will feel right at home. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps to prank other players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But the best part? You can finally get revenge on your “crazy ex” by trapping them in a never-ending maze or unleashing a horde of creepers on them. It’s all in good fun, right?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your “crazy ex” become your “crazy ex-crafter” in the most hilarious way possible!
Growing up, my family was so broke that we had to use dirt blocks as currency. But thanks to this Minecraft server, I’ve learned the value of hard work and perseverance. Now, I’m the richest player on the server and I owe it all to my humble beginnings.
So come join us and see how your financial situation growing up can actually be a blessing in disguise. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft millionaire!
| Server Name | TerminaMC |
|---|---|
| Server IP | TerminaMC.com |
| Discord | discord.gg/Termina |
| Bedrock IP | 19132 |
| Java IP | 25565 |
Join the Ultimate PvP and Griefing Experience on TerminaMC! The server offers Hardcore PvP & Raiding, Towny Warfare, Termina Duels, Griefing, and a No Pay-to-Win environment for hardcore PvP lovers.
Yes, griefing is allowed and encouraged on the server. Players can raid their enemies, loot treasures, and leave destruction in their wake.
Players can protect their land using Towny, but they must be prepared to defend it as well. Towns can clash in epic battles, and only the strongest will survive.
No, there are no pay-to-win elements on the server. Players must earn perks and advantages through gameplay, creating a fair and competitive environment.
Yes, players can test their PvP skills in the exclusive “Termina Duels” arena. They can challenge other players, wager items or currency, and fight for supremacy.
Yes, the server is designed for players who love the thrill of PvP combat, raiding, and conquering. It is ideal for hardcore PvP lovers looking for a competitive environment.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, Drew McIntyre himself appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a wrestling match in Berlin! And guess what? He’s the Taylor Swift for men!
But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got crazy events like llama jousting, chicken racing, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life!