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CraftyPutinBegsUkraine

Allies, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinBegsUkraine, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic pressure, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military intervention, Negotiate, negotiation tactics, peace talks, Polish president, political tensions, putin, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

come join our epic minecraft server where we make putin beg for mercy like the polish president says. we have crazy battles and alliances just like in the real world. build your own empire and conquer others to show who’s boss. join now and be part of the chaos and madness that is our server. putin will bow down to you in no time.

Sugarcube Slimmers – Dapa & Diet

Dapa, diet, Slimmers, sugarcube

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Secret Passages Found:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GIVE YOU MAGIC POTION CALLED DAPAGLIFLOZIN TO HELP YOU LOSE WEIGHT AND BEAT DIABETES IN THE GAME! WITH JUST A LITTLE CALORIE RESTRICTION, YOU CAN ACHIEVE REMISSION AND BECOME A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO! NO MORE DIABETES, JUST BLOCK-BUILDING FUN! JOIN NOW FOR A CRAZY ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER!

Lost Wasteland Minecraft server

1.10, 1.11, 1.12, 1.13, 1.14, 1.15, 1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.8, 1.9, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, donation, Lost Wasteland, Magic, minecraft server, PvP, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, wipe, Zero Wipe

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	790
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Lost Wasteland – We push the boundaries

We just opened and are giving out donations to everyone. There is currently zero wipe on the Anarchy server. Get in while you can!

Versions: 1.8-1.20.4

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Whispering Melody 1.21.4

1.21.4, baka, calls you baka, Girls Band Cry, Melody, not like I want your heart, refuses to give it back, steals your heart, whispering, you weren’t using it anyways

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	860	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Join our Minecraft server because we will steal your heart and never give it back! And we’ll call you a baka for even asking for it back. It’s not like you were using it anyways, right? So come join us and experience the madness and chaos of our server! Don’t be a baka, join now!

GF’s Friends GTFO Minecraft Server

AITAH, Angry, apartment, Apologize.., BETRAYAL, DATING, Friends, gfs, girlfriend’s friends, gtfo, hurt, Insecurities, intoxicated, kicking out, Minecraft, overreacting, Server, small dick, throwaway account, Trust, wine nights

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	6160
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing hotter than a bottle of wine on a wine night! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and insecurities about size (not just block size, if you catch our drift).

Imagine a world where your girlfriend and her intoxicated friends gossip about your block size behind your back. Will you kick them out of your virtual apartment in a fit of rage? Will you demand an apology for the ultimate betrayal of trust? Or will you just build a giant statue of yourself to assert dominance?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your block size here. In fact, we embrace all shapes and sizes (even if you’re only 3 inches hard). So come join us on this crazy server where the drama never ends and the blocks are always stacked against you (literally). Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – after all, this is Minecraft, where anything can happen!

WeddingCraft: NoVenueNoPlan

Budget, Communication, compromise, cost, decision, disagreement, equal payment, ex, Expenses, family, Fiance, Financial, hero complex, Marriage, MONEY, NoVenueNoPlan, OFFENDED, relationship, Upset, Venue, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life weddings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream wedding venue without breaking the bank!

Join us and build the wedding venue of your dreams, without worrying about the cost. Our server is filled with blocks of love and happiness, where you can say “I do” without the financial stress.

Plus, you won’t have to deal with any hero complexes or family drama here! Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come on over and join us for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one on our server? Let’s get crafting!

SelfishSMPSuccess

ADVANTAGE, benefit, Calculated, egoism, Favor, Manipulation, Opportunistic, personal gain, self-absorbed, self-advancement, self-centered, self-indulgent, self-interest, self-preservation, self-seeking, self-serving, self-serving behavior, Selfishness, SelfishSMPSuccess, Strategic, success

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Void Gems Collected:	36
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Ores Mined:	3871

OMG you guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally stole someone’s chest full of goodies but, like, it totally worked out in my favor because I got, like, a million diamonds and stuff. It was, like, the best day ever!

And, like, the community on this server is so crazy, there’s this one guy who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt, I mean, how epic is that? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties every night and, like, the mods are all unicorns who grant wishes or something, I dunno, it’s wild.

So, yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and, like, make some questionable decisions that end up working out in your favor, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s, like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me bro.

CraftyNonsense

common, CraftyNonsense, everyday, Excessive, extraneous, frivolous, gratuitous, Pointless, redundant, superfluous, trivial, ubiquitous, unessential, Unnecessary, unnecessary clutter, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary habits, unnecessary items, unneeded, widespread

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Towns Built:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of unicorn horns! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Plus, we have a secret hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve battled a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a giant flying pig. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

NukeSurf vs SpyShip – Battle Royale!

battle, clear message, Defense, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, Maritime Domain, Military, naval operations, naval power, naval presence, naval strategy, naval technology, nuclear submarine, NukeSurf, royal navy, Royale.., Russian spy ship, SECURITY, SpyShip, strategic communication, submarine fleet, submarine warfare, Surveillance

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4006
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Yo, imagine this: our Minecraft server is so lit that even the Royal Navy wants to join in on the fun! We got nuclear submarines surfing next to Russian spy ships just to send a clear message: JOIN OUR SERVER OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZINESS!

We got dolphins riding on creepers, villagers doing the cha-cha slide, and Ender Dragons doing backflips. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a palace with just a flick of his wand (or maybe it’s just a stick, who knows).

So if you want to be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, come join us! Just watch out for those sneaky Russian spy ships trying to steal our diamonds – they ain’t getting past our nuclear submarines, that’s for sure!

TurbulenceCraft: GPU Weather Forecasting

Accuracy, acoustic turbulence, Acoustic waves, Astrophysics, computational science, data analysis, forecasting, GPU, Graphics cards, high performance computing, innovation, models, parallel computing, PC, researchers, scientific advancement, scientific research, simulation, Technology, turbulence theory, TurbulenceCraft, Universe, weather, weather forecasting

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

yo, dis server be like a whole new universe, man. we got researchers using fancy schmancy parallel computing on graphics cards to make some crazy acoustic turbulence happen. like, you can literally feel the weather in minecraft, it’s so accurate.

and get this, we even got turbulence theory being applied in fields like astrophysics. yeah, you heard me right. you can study acoustic waves in the universe while building your own little blocky world. it’s like science class, but way more fun.

so come join us on this mind-blowing server and experience the power of acoustic turbulence in minecraft. who knew science could be this lit?