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BoyfriendCraft Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boyfriend, BoyfriendCraft, Chairs, compromise, cookware, Couch, disagreement, financial help, Furniture, get rid of stuff, household items, Minecraft, MONEY, Moving in, moving in together, new apartment, savings, sentimental, sentimental items, Server, stress, TV, Upgrade

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Zombie Dances:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of arguing with your significant other over who gets to keep the old, mismatched cookware? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those real-life stresses behind!

On our server, you can build a virtual apartment with as much cookware as your heart desires – and guess what? It’s all free! No need to worry about who’s paying for what, because in this virtual world, everything is yours for the taking.

Plus, if your boyfriend starts complaining about the lack of matching sets, just tell him to go mine some diamonds and craft his own fancy cookware. Who needs real-life financial stress when you can just escape to our Minecraft server and live out your wildest furnishing dreams?

So come on, join us and leave all that real-life drama behind. Who knew that a virtual world could solve all your relationship problems?

MommaGrudgeCraft

aita, bad relationship, blame game, Bonding, born on wrong day, c-section, dna test, Exposing, extended family, family drama, family dynamics, family friends, grudge, middle child, mom, MommaGrudgeCraft, ppd, relationship issues, Siblings, verbal lashing

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of being blamed for ruining your mom’s plans just by being born on the wrong day? Do you feel like the odd one out in your family, with everyone treating you differently for no reason? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment!

Join us and escape the drama of your family life by building your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. No more being accused of ruining book release days or causing your parents’ marriage to end – on our server, you are the hero of your own story!

So come on over and let loose on our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the family drama behind and just have a good time. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who understand what it’s like to be the middle child with a complicated relationship with their mom. Let’s build a world where you can be yourself without any guilt or blame. See you there!

CraftyLaughs Minecraft Server

awkward, blunder, comedy, CraftyLaughs, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, Incident, Laughter, Memory, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, moment, Public, Ridiculous, Server, shame, Social, UNCOMFORTABLE, unforgettable

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of embarrassing moments in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and never worry about tripping over your own feet in front of a crowd again – unless, of course, you build a clumsy character in-game! Our server is the ultimate safe space for all your embarrassing mishaps, from accidentally setting your house on fire to falling into a pit of lava because you forgot to bring a bucket of water. So come join us and leave your real-life embarrassments behind – unless you want to recreate them in the virtual world for a good laugh!

MineCraftSmilez

Brighten your day, daily happiness, daily routine, daily smiles, everyday moments, Feel-Good, Happiness, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, little things, MineCraftSmilez, moment, mood booster, Positive, simple joys, simple pleasures, small gestures, small interaction, Smile, Uplifting

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	133	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and even engage in epic dance battles with creepers! Yes, you heard that right, dance battles with creepers!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who will bestow upon you the power of infinite potatoes if you can defeat him in a potato sack race. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party in the Nether!

UNCeasefireCraft Server

Agreement, Ceasefire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict, Details, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Negotiate, Official, Palestinian, peace talks, Politics, resolution, Server, Truce, un ceasefire resolution, UNCeasefireCraft, united nations

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Mines Excavated:	1754
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like the United Nations of Minecraft servers, ya know? we got all the factions and clans coming together to build epic structures and battle it out in epic PvP battles. like, even Hamas is down with this server, they’re like “yeah, we’ll negotiate over details as long as we can play on this server.” so come join the fun and be part of the peace talks and epic battles, bro. it’s gonna be lit!

KharkivCraft: Strike Zone Calm

Calm, ceasefire negotiations, Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, embattled city, foreign policy, geopolitical situation., government response, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, regional stability, russia, strike, STRIKING, Ukraine, Zone

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	6047	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Emeralds Found:	5871	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Void Gems Collected:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, the mayor of Kharkiv says that joining this server has like, totally helped to calm the city down. like, can you imagine that? playing Minecraft and bringing peace to a whole city? that’s some next level stuff right there.

so like, if you want to be a hero and bring peace to a virtual world while also helping a real city, then you gotta join this server, man. plus, we have like, the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever see. like, seriously, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of something truly amazing. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next savior of Kharkiv. it could happen, man. it could happen.

BotBlockCraft

ai bots, Artificial Intelligence, Autonomy, BotBlockCraft, conformity, critical thinking, Dangerous, Decision making, digital age, Following the crowd, groupthink, herd mentality, Individuality, machine learning, online behavior, peer pressure, predictive algorithms, Risk, Safety, social influence, Technology

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

u know wat u need in ur lyfe? a minecraft server that is so cray cray u wont even be able to handle it. dis server is like no other, cuz we got AI bots runnin around causin chaos and confusion. u wanna join dis server just to see wat dey gonna do next.

u think u know minecraft? think again, cuz dis server is like a whole nother level of craziness. we got secret dungeons hidden all over da place, filled with treasures beyond ur wildest dreams. but watch out, cuz dey guarded by giant chickens dat shoot fireballs outta their butts.

if u join dis server, u gonna be part of a community dat is like a family. we all look out for each other, even when we prank each other with invisible blocks and exploding sheep. u never know wat gonna happen next, but dat just makes it all da more fun.

so why u still sittin there readin dis? come join us on dis wild ride of a minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. (unless u get blown up by a creeper, den u might regret it a little bit)

VeggieCraft: Brain Boosters & Block Busters

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, BLOCK, Boosters, Brain, brain function, brain health, Busters, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive improvement, dementia prevention, early intervention, group support, healthy habits, healthy living, holistic approach., lifestyle changes, mental health, mild exercise, nutrition, plant based diet, Stress Management, VeggieCraft, well-being

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Dragon Eggs Found:	1120	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat only plants and do mild exercise to improve our brain function like never before! we have stress management classes where we scream into the void and group support sessions where we build each other up like virtual lego blocks.

one time, a player forgot their name but after a week on our server, they remembered it was bob! another player used to walk into walls but now they can navigate our virtual world like a pro!

so if you want to improve your brain function, make new friends, and have a wacky time, join our server now! who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right?

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, Bigotry, blocky, bullying, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Faggots, harmful language, hateful, hateful speech, Homophobia, hurtful behavior, hurtful comments, hurtful words, insults, intolerance, LGBTQ, Minecraft, offensive, online harassment, Server, Slur

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3022
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Void Gems Collected:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, ride a flying pig into battle, and build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure to stand back when you light it up)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the creepers have started giving out hugs instead of explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. wink

RaidWrapUp Minecraft Server

12 man instance, art direction, bloodborne, decomposing, Dreadnought, Lakshmi, Maya sundaresh, Minecraft, Music, Navigator, new map, Perks, Prismatic build, Raid, RaidWrapUp, satisfying ending, scorn vampires, Server, Sol System, Spec, Story, vex’s origins, Warriors, weapons

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to raid with 12 of the fiercest warriors in a mind-blowing 12-man instance. Our new map is so good, you’ll never want to leave. And don’t even get us started on the new weapons and perks – they’re a blast!

But wait, there’s more! Create your own spec with our Prismatic build system and dominate the competition. The music and art direction will blow your mind, and the ending is actually satisfying – unlike that show you binge-watched last week.

Get ready for some crazy storylines, like the Maya sundaresh/Lakshmi season where you’ll uncover the origins of the vex, or the Bloodborne season where you’ll battle scorn vampires. And who could forget returning to the Dreadnought as it decomposes to become the new navigator and leave the Sol System? How did we pull it off after all the bullshit? Join now to find out!