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GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

Arctic region, denmark, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, international trade, national security, North America, Politics, Tariffs, threatens, trade war, trump, Trumped, united states, world news

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	228
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5796	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Ores Mined:	6761	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn

DashCraft: Slow Decline

aging, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, DASH diet, DashCraft, Decline, dietary habits, healthy aging, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, heart-healthy, Long-term Health, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, nutrition, older adults, preventative health, Slow

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Zombie Dances:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Farms Harvested:	842	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	427

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the speed of your cognitive decline! forget about those boring diets, here we feast on blocks and creepers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our players have reported feeling smarter and more alert after just one week of playing on our server.

imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

25w02a, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, enchanced dragon fight, End Reset, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, resin, Server, smp, Snapshot, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, Warps

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	625094	Players Killed by Monsters:	1620
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Server Updates	Updates to every new snapshot
Special Features	All experiments enabled, friendly community
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version	1.21.4, updating soon to 25w02a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5/1.22)

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. What is the Pandamium Snapshot server?

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.

2. How often is the server updated to new snapshots?

The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

3. What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?

Some of the experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, pig variants, wildflowers, Creaking, Pale Garden, resin, and more.

4. What custom features are available on the server?

Some of the custom features include TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for all mobs and variants, and custom advancements.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

Whispering Woods 1.21.4

1.21.4, asmr, ASMR farm, Asmrtists, discussion, English, INFORMATION, japanese, live streams, ongoing streams, Online Community, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Roleplay, Thread, tingles, triggers, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, whispering, Woods

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding English-speaking Vtubers who do ASMR but in blocky pixel form, like what even is reality anymore, am I right?

Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to some ASMR tingles, it’s like a whole new level of relaxation, man.

Join us and experience the ultimate combination of virtual reality and ASMR, it’s like your brain will explode from all the tingles and creepers blowing up your base at the same time.

Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s explore the wacky world of Minecraft ASMR together!

Mom’s House Minecraft Server

bail out, Casino, childcare, cigarettes, cleaning houses, dependent, financial incompetence, foreclosure, Gratitude, Homeless, homelessness planning, House, Inheritance, life insurance, loan, Minecraft, mom, moms, savings, Server, severe autism, Siblings, SS income, ungrateful, WIBTAH

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Runes Activated:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have the craziest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?

But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

aita, black eye, covert operation, Coworkers, CraftyBruhs, Eye, eyepatch, falling beam, grizzly bear, heroic tales, inside joke, Lies, lying.., orphans, Panda, putin, shower, slipping, stolen valor, Ukraine, Upset, work from home

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

DopamineDiggers Minecraft SMP

addiction, brain chemistry, dopamine, dopamine deficiency, dopamine function, dopamine levels, dopamine pathways, dopamine production, dopamine receptors, dopamine regulation, dopamine release, dopamine synthesis, dopamine transporters, DopamineDiggers, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, motivation, neurotransmitter, Pleasure, reward system, smp

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	227

Hey gamers, do you like Minecraft? Do you like laughing until you pee your pants? Then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.

So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DivorceCraft

Communication, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, ending a marriage, HEARTBREAK, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage decision, marriage ending process, marriage guidance, Marriage help, marriage issues, marriage problems, Marriage Support, marriage therapy, moving on, relationships, separation

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Buildings Constructed:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Is your pickaxe feeling lonely and in need of a partner? Well, look no further because on our server, we host weekly pickaxe marriage ceremonies! That’s right, you can finally say “I do” to your trusty pickaxe and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, saddle up your feathery friend and battle it out in epic chicken jousting battles to prove who is the ultimate poultry warrior.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the most explosive creatures in the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find true love with a block of dirt!

RussianChannelPurge Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Censorship, compliance, Digital, enforcement, GOOGLE, International, internet, investigation, Lithuanian watchdog, Media, Minecraft, News, online content, regulations, Removal, Request, Russian channels, RussianChannelPurge, Server, streaming, television, Websites

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Crops Grown:	6133
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

u kno wat u need in ur lyf? a minecraft server dat is so lit, even google is jealous. dis server is so dope, google had to remove 201 sites just to try and compete. why? cuz dis server got russian channels dat will blow ur mind. join dis server and u will be transported to a world where russian channels rule and u will never want to leave. come join us and see why google can’t handle our awesomeness. #russianchannelsftw #googleaintgotnothinonthisserver

BabyCraft: German Killers & Ukrainian Thrillers

Admit, arrested, asylum seekers, baby, BabyCraft, couple, court case, crime, Europe, German, immigration, international news, investigation, Killers, killing, murder, suspects, thrillers, times of india, Tragedy, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian refugees, world news

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	646380
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy stories? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can build, mine, and even fight off crazy mobs with ur friends!

we have the most insane stories to tell u, like the time a german couple admitted to killing ukrainian refugees just to steal their baby! yea, u heard that right, crazy stuff happens on this server!

join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos! who knows what u might find in this wacky world of ours! so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s have some fun!