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ColumbiaCraft: Where Ivy Leaguers Mine & Build Better Than You

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Potions Brewed:	135	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Emeralds Found:	5651	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids from Columbia University hang out and get their Minecraft fix!

Join us and you’ll be building epic structures like the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks, riding around on flying pigs, and battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Our server is so lit that even the professors at Columbia are ditching their lectures to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that one time, the Dean of the School of Engineering built a working rocket ship that actually flew to the moon in Minecraft.

So if you want to be part of the most epic Minecraft community around and learn the secret to how Columbia students got so based, then join our server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Cave Dwellers: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
New Chunks Explored:	874770	Votes:	3750
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of the real world and just want to hole up in your room forever? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and spend your days crafting music for the one and only Miku. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest dreams in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Miku herself might make an appearance on the server if she likes your tunes. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to reality and hello to endless musical possibilities on our server!

BroCraft: The Mystery of Steve’s Shenanigans

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

Picture this: a group of chickens riding pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant flying squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to be your BFF.

But the real reason you should join our server? Because one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the Macarena. True story.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Why did he do it bros? Because he couldn’t resist the lure of our crazy Minecraft world.

EvilCraft: Where Nature vs. Nurture Gets Blown Up!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	377
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Votes:	7251

Are you tired of pondering life’s biggest questions like “Are people born evil or is it their environment and upbringing that make them evil?” Well, stop thinking so hard and join our Minecraft server instead! We have a theory that all evil comes from not having enough diamonds in your inventory. So come join us and mine to your heart’s content to rid yourself of any evil tendencies. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. So why waste time debating deep philosophical questions when you could be building a giant potato statue instead? Join us now and let the diamond mining therapy begin!

PW Prison Breakout: Escape the Banhammer!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Star Shards Collected:	76	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6

So, you’ve been banned from the Pixel Warriors server for 3 days? No worries, come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all the banned rebels! We’ve got a secret underground base where banned players can roam free and cause chaos. We’ve got a special plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that gives you the power to ban the admins! So come join us, where the banned are the true rulers of the land!

OrcaCraft: Where Even Orcas Can’t Resist Being Jerks!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crops Grown:	1347
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of Orcas being the biggest jerks in the ocean? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Orcas are banned and dolphins rule the seas! Our underwater kingdom is filled with rainbow-colored fish, talking squids, and even a secret society of mermaids who throw the best underwater raves.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret portal that leads to a land filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a giant rainbow slide that takes you straight to the moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of cake.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to those pesky Orcas once and for all!

LOLcraft: Hype Train Station

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rides a flying llama.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is populated by friendly unicorns who poop out rainbow-colored blocks that you can use to build your own magical castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who’s hyped?

Crafty F*ckers: We Liked It

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1102	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? Why not! The only limit is your imagination, and maybe a few laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Disco Dragon. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Creepers: Where Politics and Jewels Collide!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Votes:	6253	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even political Jewesses can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, where else can you find a community that is as dedicated to building and exploring as they are to questionable nighttime activities? Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

HonestCraft: Where griefing is banned and creepers tell the truth!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Players Killed by Monsters:	8400
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated world is the players themselves! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, like when our resident pig tamer tried to ride a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary duo who once invited a player back to their room for a threesome… with a twist! Will you have the guts to join in on their outrageous antics, or will you chicken out and bail like a noob? Only one way to find out – join our server today and let the madness begin!