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WeirdCraft: Addicted to Blocks

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8112
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Villages Defended:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you addicted to building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamond blocks? Do you find yourself spending hours upon hours creating elaborate roller coasters that go through a lava-filled volcano? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you!

Join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). We have a thriving community of players who have built everything from a replica of the Eiffel Tower made out of cake to a functioning roller derby rink where players ride pigs instead of skates.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of solid gold (in-game currency, of course).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your imagination, come join us! Who knows, you might just discover your new weirdest addiction.

MirageCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, aircraft, Conflict Resolution, Defense, diplomatic gesture, european union, fighter jets, France, international relations, Macron, military aid, military cooperation, Minecraft, Mirage 2000-5, miragecraft, peacekeeping efforts, Server, solidarity, strategic partnership, Support, Transfer, Ukraine, warplanes

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4136	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

so, like, u know how france has these super cool mirage 2000-5 fighter jets, right? well, guess what, macron just announced they gonna transfer them to ukraine! why, u ask? well, apparently, they wanna help ukraine defend against zombie pigmen invasion in minecraft! yep, u heard me right, zombie pigmen are taking over and only these fighter jets can save the day! so, join our server and help fight off the undead pigmen with some epic aerial combat! plus, u get to ride on a pig while shooting arrows at creepers, how cool is that? join now and be a hero in the battle against the pixelated apocalypse!

ZelenskyySavior80thNormandy

80th anniversary, d-day, Event, Invasion, Normandy, people, SAVIOR, Ukraine, Veteran, zelenskyy, ZelenskyySavior80thNormandy

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

join dis minecraft server and u will feel like a D-Day invasion veteran praising Ukraine’s Zelenskyy as a ‘savior of the people’ at an 80th anniversary event in Normandy. u will feel da adrenaline rush of stormin’ da beaches and fightin’ for freedom, all while buildin’ epic castles and battlin’ creepers. u will be a hero in dis virtual world, just like dat brave veteran. so come join us and be a part of somethin’ legendary!

BurpCraft: Mealtime Defrag

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

join our epic minecraft server and experience the ultimate hdd defragmentation of burping during a meal!!! our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide! build a house made entirely of cheese and watch as the villagers flock to worship you as the dairy god! ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! the possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?) so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, every day is a wacky adventure just waiting to happen!

CraftyBrainsMC

brain connectivity, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain plasticity, cognitive abilities, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive improvement, Cognitive Training, CraftyBrainsMC, Expertise, gaming performance, gaming proficiency, Gaming Skills, neural connections, neural plasticity, neuroplasticity, StarCraft II, video game research, video games

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Buildings Constructed:	37	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Runes Activated:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will literally make ur brain bigger.

u heard me right, playing on this server will make u a genius. we got scientists studying the brain connectivity of players and guess what? starcraft II experts have enhanced brain connectivity. so if u wanna be a genius, join our server and start playing like a pro.

not only will u become smarter, but u will also become the ultimate minecraft player. u will build the most epic structures, slay dragons like it’s nothing, and become the ruler of the server.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become a minecraft legend. trust me, ur brain will thank u.

Welcome to Mystmoor: Where the only thing harder than the difficulty is actually getting whitelisted!

Builds, challenge, Cheating, classic, Community, Difficulty, Discord, Enhancements, enthusiasts, Essence, Grief, Harder, Immersive, instagram, Mystmoor, Passion, pay to win, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8619
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP Overview
Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP is a small whitelisted community of enthusiasts of the classic Minecraft experience. We cherish the game’s core essence and we’re excited to welcome new members who share our passion.
Mystmoor provides:
Friendly staff ready to help. Authentic vanilla gameplay with sensible enhancements. Overworld in which immersive builds are promoted. The challenge of Hard mode. Strong measures against cheating and grief. No pay-to-win.

Join Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP Today!

Feel free to check out our website and join our Discord to start your journey with us today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/4w7g9NDdhV

Website: https://mystmoor.com

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/C6923fMgGMQ/

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, Mystmoor is a whitelisted server. You will need to apply for access through our website.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	We run on the latest version of Minecraft, ensuring you have access to all the newest features and updates.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules are available on our website.
How can I report cheating or griefing?	If you encounter any cheating or griefing on the server, please contact our staff through Discord or our website. We take these issues seriously and will investigate promptly.

LoliCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Votes:	5708
Players Killed by Monsters:	5460	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	26583	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	163	Love Letters Sent:	2

Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and mosey on down to our wild Western loli thread Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, we’ve got more gold than a leprechaun’s pot of luck, more horses than a Kentucky Derby, and more bandits than a spaghetti Western movie marathon!

But that ain’t all, folks! Our saloon is stocked with the finest root beer this side of the Mississippi, our sheriff is a sharpshooter with a heart of gold, and our town square is always jumpin’ with square dances and shootouts (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

So grab your cowboy hat, strap on your six-shooter, and ride on over to our Western loli thread Minecraft server for a rootin’ tootin’ good time! Just watch out for them pesky varmints and keep an eye out for them tumbleweeds – they’re always up to no good!

PainCraft Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping, determination, emotional pain, Endurance, give up, Hardship, Life, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, Pain, PainCraft, perseverance, resilience, self-care, Server, Struggle, Suffering, Support, waking up, work

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3190
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of waking up in pain every morning? Do you dread going to work because it’s just another form of pain? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, pain is a thing of the past! Join us and experience a world where pain is replaced with endless laughter and joy.

Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they throw the most epic dance parties every night!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary diamond sheep, who poops out diamonds instead of wool. And rumor has it that if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to pain forever!

MommaBear’s Minecraft Babysitting Service

Abandoned, Babysitting, biological mother, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family history, family loyalty, family reconciliation, ignored, Minecraft, MommaBears, parental abandonment, parental relationships, past trauma, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, Respect, service

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and just focus on building epic structures and surviving in a blocky world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your biological mother showing up unannounced and trying to guilt trip you into babysitting her kids. Instead, you can team up with other players to take on epic quests and battle dangerous mobs.

Forget about awkward family reunions and endless arguments – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster next. So why wait? Join now and leave all the real-life AITA situations behind!

DadSpermDonor420

anger, Apology, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, coping with loss, DadSpermDonor420, emotional outburst, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, forgiveness, Grief, Guilt, milestone celebration, mourning, Parent-child relationship, reconciliation, self reliance, sibling loss, texting while driving

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2291	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3731

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama, heartbreak, and unexpected twists!

Imagine logging in to find out your in-game dad has a tragic backstory involving two lost siblings. But wait, there’s more – he caused their demise by texting and driving in Minecraft! Will you be able to forgive him and rebuild your virtual family?

Celebrate your in-game birthday with a party that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion. Will your dad show up, or will he be too busy mourning his pixelated children? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your in-game relationships.

Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a therapist when you have virtual family drama to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through the ups and downs of a dysfunctional Minecraft family – it’s a party you won’t forget!