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Freebies4U Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and even participate in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant (spoiler alert: she always wins)! Plus, we offer free diamond armor to all new players because why not? So come on, join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

CraftyCravings

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6954
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Star Shards Collected:	93	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can eat is virtual bread? Well, on our server, we have a special plugin that allows you to eat any food you can think of! That’s right, whether you’re craving a juicy burger or a decadent slice of cake, you can chow down to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only the power of food! Imagine hurling a giant meatball at your opponent or smacking them with a giant slice of watermelon. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and indulge in some epic food fights, come join us on our server! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor.

TaurusMissileMadness

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2993	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, our server is so lit that even the german minister is breakin ranks just to play on it! yea, u heard me right, the german foreign minister annalena baerbock is all about supportin ukraine and long-range missiles, but she also can’t resist the urge to build epic structures and mine diamonds on our server.

u know it’s gotta be good if even the chancellor olaf scholz is like, “woah, annalena, why u spendin so much time on that minecraft server instead of runnin the country?” but annalena is just like, “bro, u don’t understand the power of this server. the community is lit, the mods are on point, and the survival mode is so intense, it’s like a real-life political drama but with creepers and endermen.”

so, if u wanna be part of the action, join our server now! build a castle, fight off zombies, and maybe even catch a glimpse of annalena baerbock causin chaos in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Sad News Minecraft Server: PlayStation Is Dying

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more profitable than Playstation? Look no further! Our server makes more money than Nintendo and Xbox combined – we’re basically rolling in diamonds over here. And if you join now, we’ll even throw in a free virtual pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of pure profit. So come on over and start building your way to financial success – just watch out for creepers trying to steal your cash!

DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ores Mined:	8875	Dimension Hops:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also talk about our weirdest fetishes and have group jerk off sessions!

Join our High Elf Edition server and get ready for some truly magical experiences. Ever wanted to roleplay as a sexy elf while discussing your kinkiest desires? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered.

Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re into tentacle hentai or furry roleplay, you’ll find someone here who shares your interests.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ – Discord Fappy TalkyPost and let the fun begin! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe even some unexpected surprises along the way.

NoRegretsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. Turns out, diamond blocks are actually cursed and anyone who builds with them gets turned into a chicken for eternity. So now, every time you log onto the server, you’ll see a chicken frantically trying to type in the chat with its little chicken claws. Trust me, you don’t want to end up like that guy. So unless you want to spend your days clucking away, stay far, far away from our Minecraft SMP.

CraftyCraze: Mine all day, play all night!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Towns Built:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Farms Harvested:	632	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Do you like building epic structures and battling creepy mobs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Our admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party with the Endermen – they really know how to break it down! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Postgame Life 25

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Crops Grown:	4123	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ores Mined:	3541
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down! yep, you heard that right, pigs flying upside down!

we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a rainbow slide straight into a pool of chocolate milk.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the coolest structures you’ve ever seen?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server you’ve ever seen! remember, life after 25 is the postgame, so come have some fun with us!

Fair Play Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	4110	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with pesky racists and looking for a server where you can unleash your inner warrior? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a mission to invade the US and squash those god damn racists once and for all. And hey, if things get out of hand, we might even nuke them – because why not? With France and the UK on our side, we’re unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Join us in the ultimate battle for justice and watch as Europe and the jews reign supreme. And who knows, maybe a clueless general will accidentally admit to killing the wrong enemy in a hilarious interview. It’s all fun and games until someone presses the wrong button, right? So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

Dynamite Episodes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magic Items Found:	6937	Farms Harvested:	258
Dragon Eggs Found:	3015	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Oh boy, let me tell you about the last 260 episodes of Dynamite on our Minecraft SMP server! So basically, there was a massive battle between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and players riding on giant chickens armed with TNT cannons. It was chaos, but also hilarious to watch.

Then, there was a whole episode dedicated to building a roller coaster that went through a lava-filled volcano. It was like a thrill ride from hell, but everyone survived somehow.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the episode where someone accidentally turned all the villagers into zombies and chaos ensued. It was like a real-life zombie apocalypse, but with blocky graphics.

So if you want to join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the craziness and shenanigans that go down on a daily basis, then come on over! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring some extra armor and potions, you’re gonna need them.