Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!
Join us and experience mind-bending adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats, and getting lost in a maze filled with talking chickens.
Forget about reality, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on in and let your mind be blown by the insanity that awaits you!
we got so much fun stuff like giant flying pigs dat poop diamonds, and u can ride dem around like a boss. we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.
but wait, there’s more! we have a magical potion shop where u can buy potions dat make u fly, turn invisible, or even make u do the chicken dance uncontrollably.
so forget about ur problems and join dis server now! who needs psychiatric medications when u have flying pigs and disco parties, amirite?
we have crazy adventures waiting for you around every corner, from battling giant spiders to building your own empire with your friends. but beware, because the creepers here are extra sneaky and will blow up your hard work in a heartbeat.
and get this – if you smoke weed, you’ll be 11 times more likely to find diamonds!! it’s like a secret cheat code that only works on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to victory while also potentially hallucinating some seriously wild stuff.
join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the minecraft community). who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, especially if you’ve been hitting the bong a little too hard.
if u join dis server, u will be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers from ur eyes and ride on a giant chicken that farts glitter. oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky made entirely of cotton candy? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where all the players have to team up to defeat a giant dragon made out of bubblegum. and if u manage to defeat it, u will be rewarded with a magical sword that can turn ur enemies into fluffy bunnies.
so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright weird adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
We did this HUGE study with like 3484 peeps over 17 freakin’ years, and guess what? Low omega-3 levels were linked to all them crazy symptoms! So come on over and get your daily dose of fishy goodness while building epic structures and battling creepers. Trust me, your brain will thank you later, bro! Let’s keep it real and keep it sane on our server. Peace out!
we got this one player who had like, zero DHA levels and he straight up thought he was a zombie in the game. he was running around trying to eat other players’ brains, it was wild. but then he started taking fish oil supplements and now he’s like the king of the server, ruling over everyone with his fishy wisdom.
so if you wanna experience some next level minecraft madness and see what happens when you mess with your fatty acids, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz anything can happen in the omega-6 vs omega-3 showdown!
Blossom Lifesteal Middle School
In Blossom Lifesteal SMP, you can claim your land to build and defend your creations. No one can loot, grief, or kill you in your claimed territory, which offers a secure and peaceful environment for your builds and resources.
When you are ready, invite others to PvP battle! PvP is only allowed with both players’ consent, and there’s no PvP camping. Have fair fights and take your victories in the open world.
Whether you enjoy fighting other players or building and exploring in peace, Blossom Lifesteal SMP offers the perfect balance of PvP and PvE gameplay.
bloom.smilerryan.com
Gooney Town
A tough survival server set on HARD. Lots of mean monsters, but you can boost your skills with a plugin for more attack power, strength, health, etc. Also has cool stuff like death chests, enchantment extractors, save XP in bottles, land protection with grief prevention, and toggle pvp on/off. Made to be super fun, super tough, and super safe.
java.gooney.playit.gg
DrippyCheese SMP
Join the server where you can make a difference! DrippyCheese SMP may not be about cheese, but you can help make it drippy-cheese-themed! It’s a Survival Multiplayer Server with an economy and random teleporting. Get staff and let’s make it cheesy together!
mc.flappygrant.com
Cyndicate Minecraft Server
Cyndicate is a cool new survival Minecraft server that gives you a fresh experience. They have lots of ways to make your Minecraft time better on 1.21. You can earn in-game money by doing jobs, using MCMMO, doing quests, or selling stuff in player shops.
They have land claiming to stop griefing and super nice staff to make sure you have a good time. You can level up with PlayTime for extra stuff, join quests and events each month, play chat games daily, and get special gear from crates at spawn. Give Cyndicate a try today!
cyndicate.cc
Rede Eternity
Eternity Network – The cool stuff you need!
Check out Rede Eternity for a great time!
redeternity.com
Void Nexus
Welcome to Void Nexus!
Features:
Join now and start your adventure in Void Nexus! Get ready for the best Skyblock journey ever!
play.voidnexusmc.com
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Free Flow Anarchy Server
Completely wild server, no rules. Cheats, fights, PVP – all cool!
The map never resets. Explore old bases, spawn, clash with clans, or chill on the border.
No /home, /tpa, private, or donations. Not even spawn is safe – build, blow up, sink in lava.
Join from any launcher, even without a license. Your skin is your only "boost".
Join the chaos now!
ru-freeflow.ru
Minecraft Server Info
Minemania is like modded Minecraft, with cool stuff like new items, blocks, tools, and more. You can claim land to keep your base safe when you’re not playing. Join now and start playing today!
play.minemania.me
NovaCraft Minecraft Server
Novacraft is a Minecraft server that gives players a fun and easy game time. It works with Java and Bedrock versions, so everyone can play together. Survival 1.21 lets you explore big worlds, fight cool monsters, and team up with friends. There’s also Oneblock and Boxed modes for extra challenges. You can buy and sell stuff in the virtual store to make your game better. The server is always open and free, but you can buy stuff to help out. Check it out now and have a blast!
mc.novacraft.es
The Sanctuary
[Semi-Vanilla, Custom World | Community-Focused SMP]
Chill plugins keep it vanilla vibes.
Player hangout: Safe claims for building near buds. Cool generator for fresh worlds. Build together or go solo.
Cool stuff: GriefPrevention for no stress builds Squaremap live map ToolStats for gear stats Enhanced teleportation (TPA)
198.144.177.168