Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!
Join us and experience mind-bending adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats, and getting lost in a maze filled with talking chickens.
Forget about reality, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on in and let your mind be blown by the insanity that awaits you!
we got so much fun stuff like giant flying pigs dat poop diamonds, and u can ride dem around like a boss. we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.
but wait, there’s more! we have a magical potion shop where u can buy potions dat make u fly, turn invisible, or even make u do the chicken dance uncontrollably.
so forget about ur problems and join dis server now! who needs psychiatric medications when u have flying pigs and disco parties, amirite?
we have crazy adventures waiting for you around every corner, from battling giant spiders to building your own empire with your friends. but beware, because the creepers here are extra sneaky and will blow up your hard work in a heartbeat.
and get this – if you smoke weed, you’ll be 11 times more likely to find diamonds!! it’s like a secret cheat code that only works on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to victory while also potentially hallucinating some seriously wild stuff.
join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the minecraft community). who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, especially if you’ve been hitting the bong a little too hard.
if u join dis server, u will be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers from ur eyes and ride on a giant chicken that farts glitter. oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky made entirely of cotton candy? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where all the players have to team up to defeat a giant dragon made out of bubblegum. and if u manage to defeat it, u will be rewarded with a magical sword that can turn ur enemies into fluffy bunnies.
so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright weird adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
We did this HUGE study with like 3484 peeps over 17 freakin’ years, and guess what? Low omega-3 levels were linked to all them crazy symptoms! So come on over and get your daily dose of fishy goodness while building epic structures and battling creepers. Trust me, your brain will thank you later, bro! Let’s keep it real and keep it sane on our server. Peace out!
we got this one player who had like, zero DHA levels and he straight up thought he was a zombie in the game. he was running around trying to eat other players’ brains, it was wild. but then he started taking fish oil supplements and now he’s like the king of the server, ruling over everyone with his fishy wisdom.
so if you wanna experience some next level minecraft madness and see what happens when you mess with your fatty acids, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz anything can happen in the omega-6 vs omega-3 showdown!
A BRAND NEW SMP SURVIVAL HAS EMERGED! MAJEMC IS FILLED WITH NEW AND FLAWLESS FEATURES.
1.8 – 1.19.3
IP: play.majemc.orgBEDROCK IP: play.majemc.org (PORT 25617 FOR BEDROCK)Discord server (w/ voice channels): https://discord.gg/W8hbYWBHQDIn-game Dynmap: https://map.majemc.org
– BEAUTIFUL 12K X 12K CUSTOM TERRAIN MAP (WITH CUSTOM STRUCTURES) –
Features:– Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version, 1.19.3– Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required).– Advanced Enchantments– Pets (Every mob in the game)– Unique land claiming (no golden shovel!).– HUGE Custom Shop with almost every item in the game.– No griefing allowed!– 1.8 PVP (No More Cooldowns!)– Wild teleport of our 12k by 12k custom map– Responsive staff.– Voting ranks and rewards.– Fantastic player particles and trails– Hosted in Europe.
play.majemc.org
Unreal Paradise Network
Unreal Paradise is a network of servers hoping to provide you with lasting fun. Although the server is still in its BETA Phases we aim to provide a top notch experience for ALL players and we hope that you make our server, YOUR home!
Factions: A custom made Factions server where you face off against other players to become not only the best player, but the best faction facing off for a cash prize by the end of the season! Working your way up 10 unique ranks giving you bigger and better items, fight others to claim prizes in our custom King of the Hill battles happening EVERY WEEK!
Skyblock: With the BRAND NEW RELEASE of the Skyblock Server, come enjoy skyblock with a slight twist, working on missions to gain the ability to upgrade your island, come and join the fun and challenges!
SMP: With a more laid back friendly setting, build whatever your heart desires and forge lasting bonds with others as you build up your own little empire or even just a nice little home.
unrealparadise.com
Survival in Minecraft is a constant rethinking of priorities, strategies and the search for new adventures. Every day in this world is an opportunity to live it in a new way, discover new lands, find precious resources and successes. And only those who can adapt to difficulties and be one step ahead of dangers will be able to survive and become real Minecraft heroes on our server!
mc.redstoneempire.ru
FloppaCafe.aternos.me
A vanilla server with duels, factions, lots of fun and much more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
celophy.craft.gg:10013
Come play mc with me and join a community of friends this is a server for fun nothing else really. looking for new freiends
54.39.118.189:25567
ANTIPIXEL IS LAUNCHED WITH ALOT OF MINI GAME AND ITS GLITCH FREE.
All the player of the ANTIPIXEL have fun in the server and new players of the server if you have not tried the server try this its amazing you will love the server.
YOU WILL FEEL LIKE HYPIXEL IN THIS SERVER ALSO AVAILABLE FOR CRACKED PLAYERS
Now Server contains these mini gamesFourArenaSkyblockTntrunOneblockLifestealOpsurvivalThese are the Owners and Co-owners of server
Owner – Wraith
Owner – Vortex
Co-Owner:- Andrew
Owner :- Ring
Owner :- Jestor
antipixel.us.to
Server address: play.mineplanet.top
Server port: 19136
Version: 1.20 – 1.20.62
We are waiting for you ❤️
play.mineplanet.top:19136
Survival/Skyblock/Factions server 1.16x Skyblock is LIVE
join our discord to know when survival/factions should be online Survival will be online within the next couple weeks
combinegaming.minefort.com
