and get this, on this server, when you get all hot and bothered, your sense of control goes out the window. it’s like, you’re just along for the ride, ya know? but if you’re a psycho, you’re like, nah, i got this. it’s like you’re in control of the chaos, man.
so like, if you wanna join a server where anything goes and nothing makes sense, this is the place for you. come on over and get ready for a wild ride, bro. oinkay?
Join us and experience the thrill of being prom royalty without all the drama. No rigged votes here, just pure fun and excitement. Who needs a state championship when you can be the queen of the block?
And if you’re feeling down about not winning prom queen in real life, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Our server is a safe space for all dreamers and believers, where you can let your imagination run wild and be whoever you want to be.
So come on over and join us, because on our server, every day is a prom night to remember. Who knows, you might even meet your Minecraft king or queen and dance the night away in pixelated bliss. Let’s make some memories that even Cheryl would envy!
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane pranks, epic battles, and ridiculous shenanigans. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server behind the scenes, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and a group of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the map, a weekly fashion show where players can show off their most ridiculous outfits, and a monthly dance-off competition where the winner gets to ride a flying pig for a day.
So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a community of like-minded crazies, come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for anything because on our SMP, anything can happen!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pigs wearing top hats and monocles come stampeding through your tunnel, followed by a gang of chickens on motorcycles. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache so magnificent, it puts even the most dapper of gentlemen to shame. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted saddle for your trusty steed.
So come join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs normal when you can have pure, unadulterated antics?
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground play area where u can battle the evil chicken nugget boss and win a lifetime supply of fries! and if u get hungry while playing, just order from our in-game mcdonald’s delivery service.
so come join us on this epic adventure of fast food and fun! who needs diamonds when u have big macs?
we got crazy stories like how one time a player built a giant birdhouse and all da chickens in da server moved in and started a chicken rave party. u gotta see it to believe it!
so if u wanna experience da wildest and most feather-filled minecraft server out there, join us now and let’s get this bird party started! squawk squawk!
Tired of all the 2024 servers? Do you want something classic like the old days? CraftTopia is here to help you, this server is an SMP (Survival Multiplayer), this server was designed with the aim of bringing minecraft back to a classic version like in the good old days.
193.84.64.31:25585
| Server Overview |
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| firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody! We keep things simple and our straightforward rules prohibit griefing and protect your hard work. |
| Server Information |
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| 🔗 Server address: mc.firestartermc.com (Java port 25565, Bedrock port 19132) |
| 🎥 Server tour: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jxi2B1_Io2E |
| Features |
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| – player-driven economy and player-run shops |
| – grief protection and land claiming |
| – frequent community events |
| – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks |
| – java + bedrock cross-play |
| – a friendly, fair, and respectful community |
You may also be interested in checking out our handbook for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡
Or consider joining our Discord!
A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server. We have strict rules in place to protect players’ hard work.
A: You can maintain your own shop, auction off unique items, and trade with other players to participate in the virtual economy.
A: Yes, we support Java + Bedrock cross-play on our server.
A: Yes, we host frequent community events for players to participate in and enjoy.
A: You can claim land and utilize the grief protection features to protect your property from unwanted destruction.
