Psychological Minecraft Servers

Psychological

  • Eternal Quests 1.21.2

    Eternal Quests 1.21.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of rimming a horse’s filthy asshole, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

    We got horses for days, man, and you can get up close and personal with their buttholes like never before.

    Forget about building cool structures or fighting mobs, the real fun is in getting down and dirty with those horse booties.

    Don’t question it, just join and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most bizarre way possible.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelPranksters

    PixelPranksters

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even the UN is talking about it! Apparently, teens are being forced to do some crazy stuff on there, like performing sexual acts on each other! It’s like a whole new level of PvP, but with a twist! And get this, Hamas is supposedly behind it all, like what even?! So if you wanna experience some wild and wacky adventures, come join us on this server and see what all the fuss is about! Just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz things might get a little freaky!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ScareCraft: Fav Movie?

    ScareCraft: Fav Movie?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are scarier than a baby zombie in a dark cave? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate horror movie experience! Join us if you dare for a spine-chilling adventure filled with haunted mansions, creepy forests, and jump scares around every corner. But be warned, you might just end up screaming like a noob who just got blown up by a creeper! So grab your popcorn, turn off the lights, and get ready for a Minecraft server experience that will have you saying “I should have just watched a scary movie instead!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Creepy Creeper – Minecraft SMP

    The Creepy Creeper – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is always greener because we’ve got that good good weed growing everywhere, lmao! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected encounters with creepers who are totally chill once you offer them a hit.

    Our server is the place to be if you’re looking for a community of players who are as laid back as a zombie in the sun. We’ve got secret underground bases, giant statues made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that will make you scream louder than a pig being chased by a wolf.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a special potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will follow you around like loyal pets. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    But the real reason to join our server is the people. We’re a group of misfits, weirdos, and meme lords who just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff. So come on over and join us for the dankest Minecraft experience of your life. Just be sure to bring some snacks, because you never know when a hunger-inducing munchie attack will strike.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

    Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RageQuitRaverGF

    RageQuitRaverGF

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

    Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

    ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it will make u feel like a super old person in england but BETTER. we don’t just look at ur health through some boring disease stuff, we look at ur whole body like ur brain and ur legs and ur feelings and ur senses. u gonna feel like a whole new person after playing on this server, trust me. plus, we got dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy stuff that will blow ur mind. so come on, join us and become the healthiest old person in england, no, the world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Anonymous Minecraft Server

    The Anonymous Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that actually works and sends players flying into the sky! Explore secret dungeons filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Lina, a mystical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those who can find her. Some say she’s a unicorn crossed with a dragon, others say she’s just a really big cat wearing a top hat. Whatever she is, one thing’s for sure – she’s the key to unlocking the true power of Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos of our server. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TheGrieferNextDoor Minecraft SMP

    TheGrieferNextDoor Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to participate in epic battles where players ride pigs into battle wielding nothing but carrots as weapons. We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and only trade in emeralds and cocoa beans.

    Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so large that it blocks out the sun. He rules with an iron fist, or should I say, a feathered wing?

    But that’s not all! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 seconds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s golden ticket, but with more clucking.

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Flash Before Minecraft Server

    Flash Before Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your wildest dreams come true…literally! Our server is so epic, it’ll make your dreams look like a snooze fest in comparison. Imagine building a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese, riding a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or even taming a dragon and using it to fly to the moon for a cheeseburger.

    But beware, because on this server, things can get a little weird. You might find yourself face-to-face with a talking cow who thinks it’s a ninja, or stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And don’t even get us started on the mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions where pigs rule the world and diamonds rain from the sky.

    So why should you join our server? Because where else can you experience the insanity of a dream world brought to life, complete with flying pigs, ninja cows, and cheese castles? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave…or wake up from this crazy dream come true!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP