ALSO, WE GOT LIKE, MAGIC POTIONS THAT CAN TURN U INTO A UNICORN. YEAH, A FREAKIN’ UNICORN. U CAN FLY AROUND AND SPARKLE LIKE A GLITTERY FAIRY. WHO WOULDN’T WANNA DO THAT, AMIRITE?
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT PLAYIN’ ON DIS SERVER CAN MAKE U RICH? YEAH, U WILL BE ROLLIN’ IN DIAMONDS AND EMERALDS LIKE A BOSS. U CAN BUY WHATEVER U WANT, EVEN A MANSION MADE OF GOLD.
SO, YEAH, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND. U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON ALL THE EPICNESS, BRO. LET’S GOOOO!
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chicken farmers who have mastered the art of chicken whispering. They can communicate with chickens on a whole other level, convincing them to lay golden eggs and perform synchronized dance routines. It’s truly a sight to behold.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, we also have a group of fearless adventurers who spend their days exploring the darkest caves and battling the fiercest mobs. Rumor has it they once tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against an army of creepers. It was epic.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, come join us and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
Join us for the most epic book-burnin’ party you’ve ever seen. We’re talkin’ fire, explosions, and chaos galore. Plus, who doesn’t love a little horror and disgust mixed in with their Minecraft adventures?
So come on down to our server and witness the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting, ’cause things are gonna get hot in here. Trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.
Come experience it for yourself!
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| Discord | https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp |
|---|---|
| IP Address | mineward.us.to (1.19.4-1.21) (JAVA+BEDROCK) |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server pay-to-win? | No, we are a non-P2W server. |
| Are there custom mobs and items? | Yes, we have custom mobs and items. |
| What version of Minecraft does the server support? | We support versions 1.19.4-1.21 for both Java and Bedrock editions. |
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