So, like, on dis server, we got kidnapping, adoption, and natural parenting all happening at the same time. it’s like a wild baby jungle out there, man. You never know when a baby is gonna come up to you and be like “adopt me” or when they’re gonna straight up kidnap you and make you their parent. it’s a crazy world out there, but hey, that’s just how we roll on dis server. So if you wanna experience the thrill of not knowing if you’re gonna be a parent or a prisoner at any given moment, then come join us. It’s a baby-eat-baby world out there, and you gotta be ready for anything.
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Baby Snatchers R Us
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Fav Siblings: Older, Daughters – Implications!
Yo, bros and sistas! Ever feel like your parents totally favor your older siblings and sisters? Well, fear not, cuz on this epic Minecraft server, we don’t play favorites! Join us and escape the drama of sibling rivalry by building epic castles and battling dragons together!According to some fancy study, favoritism towards older siblings can mess you up, but on our server, everyone is treated equally! No more feeling left out or ignored, just pure Minecraft fun with a community that’s got your back!
So come on, join us and let’s show those parents that we don’t need their favoritism to have a blast in the virtual world! Plus, who needs real siblings when you’ve got a whole crew of Minecraft buddies to game with? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together on the best server around!
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Movie TraumaCraft
Have you ever watched a movie that scarred you for life? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise to traumatize you in a whole new way! Join us if you want to relive the horror of that one movie that still gives you nightmares. Our pixelated monsters will make you scream louder than any Hollywood horror flick. So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember to bring extra virtual diapers, because you’re gonna need them!
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GoldenChildGoneWild
Are you tired of living in the shadow of your golden child sibling? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let out all your pent-up frustration in a virtual world where you can finally be the favorite child!Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle while your golden child sibling is stuck in a never-ending loop of mining for diamonds. Who’s the favorite now, huh? Take revenge on your parents’ favoritism by becoming the ultimate Minecraft master on our server.
But beware, the aftermath of your parents realizing they’ve been playing favorites might just lead to them joining the server themselves. Can you handle the pressure of competing against your own parents in a virtual world? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the family drama unfold!
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HoarderVomitCraft
Are you tired of living in a world filled with hoarders and their disgusting messes? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where hoarding is not only encouraged, but celebrated!Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by towering piles of dirt, stacks of random items, and chests overflowing with useless junk. But wait, it gets even better! Our players have taken hoarding to a whole new level, with entire houses made out of nothing but cobblestone and gravel.
But the real fun begins when you stumble upon the secret hoarder’s den, where the most disgusting and vile items are hidden away. From stacks of rotten flesh to chests filled with spider eyes, you never know what treasures you might find in this hoarder’s paradise. So come join us on our server and embrace the chaos of hoarding in Minecraft like never before!
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LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons
Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where first love isn’t just a teenage crush, it’s a game changer!Picture this: you’re building a cozy little house when suddenly, Cupid himself shoots you with his arrow and you fall head over heels for another player. But here’s the twist – if you break up, your house gets blown up! That’s right, love is a battlefield in this SMP!
But don’t worry, it’s not all heartbreak and explosions. Join us and see how experiencing first love shapes the way you view relationships later in life. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and chaos) begin!
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ConspiracyCraft: Love & Relationships
So, like, imagine you’re mining for diamonds in Minecraft, right? And then suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with aliens and government cover-ups! Join our server and uncover the truth behind the conspiracy theories while building epic bases with your new alien friends.But be warned, if you and your Minecraft bae don’t both believe in the lizard people controlling the world, your relationship satisfaction will decrease faster than a creeper explosion. So grab your tin foil hat and join us for some out-of-this-world adventures!
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TraumaKidMinecraftSMP
Remember that one time you watched a movie as a kid and it scarred you for life? Well, imagine joining our Minecraft SMP and reliving that trauma every single day! Our server is like a horror movie marathon on steroids, with jump scares around every corner and creepy creatures lurking in the shadows. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored, right? So come join us if you dare, and prepare to face your childhood fears head on in the virtual world of Minecraft!
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Pixel PTSD Prevention Server
so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like your brain is on fire? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes. we got eeg scans up in here, revealing all sorts of crazy stuff like early signs of ptsd development in sexual assault survivors. but don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of science nerds, we also got targeted interventions to prevent the disorder from taking hold. join now and let’s get this party started, y’all! #minecraft #litserver #brainonfire
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Border Extortions R Us
so, liek, u know how when u go to the U.S. southern border, u gotta watch out for extortion and stuff? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level! we got players pretending to be border patrol and demanding diamonds as a toll to cross into different biomes. it’s wild, man.but don’t worry, we got mental health treatment and other services to help u cope with the trauma of being extorted in a virtual world. join us for a crazy adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe a little bit of therapy. u won’t regret it, unless u lose all ur diamonds to a fake border patrol dude.