IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A CREW THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE FOR YOU!
WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA!
PLUS, OUR PLAYERS ARE SO PERFECT THAT THEIR PARTNERS ARE ALWAYS HAVING A BLAST IN THE BEDROOM!
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC ADVENTURES AND SHENANIGANS THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH SO HARD, YOU’LL FORGET HOW TO SPELL “MINECRAFT”!
we got five studies that show that if u sound suspicious on the phone, people gonna think u did the crime urself. but on our server, we embrace the suspicion! it’s like a game within a game, ya know?
join us for some wacky 911 calls, where u can let ur lower emotions shine and maybe even trick some peeps into thinking u did the crime! it’s all in good fun, right? so come on down and join the madness. who knows, u might even become the king of the prank calls!
Join this server and say goodbye to all your worries and sadness, because we got the cure for ya! And get this, one in three people who leave our server actually start feeling withdrawals because they miss it so much! It’s like a virtual antidepressant that you can’t get enough of!
But wait, there’s more! Half of those symptoms are just in your head, man! It’s all in your mind, like a placebo effect but the opposite! So come on over and let us blow your mind with our crazy fun and good vibes. You won’t regret it, trust me.
