Join us as we dive into the depths of human behavior and uncover the mysteries of why people act the way they do. Explore our server and enjoy the revelation, my sons. Who knew that Minecraft could be so enlightening and entertaining at the same time? Come join us and see for yourself!
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MineCrafty Epiphany Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have uncovered the secret to why women were kind and loving in the past but are now a bunch of attention-seeking whores! It turns out, it all comes down to being beaten and abused emotionally and physically – the more you treat someone like crap, the kinder they become. It’s like a reverse psychology experiment gone wrong! -
YellowCarWarriorz
so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s belly! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a thousand suns. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club, where the zombies drop sick beats while trying to eat your brains.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency? it’s like a capitalist dream come true.
so, if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies. who can say no to that?
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CraftyFoodiesMC
LOL, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BE LIKE EATING A POOR QUALITY DIET BUT IN A GOOD WAY! JOIN US AND GET BRAIN CHANGES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE IN A BLOCKY WONDERLAND OF HAPPINESS! OUR 30 VOLUNTEERS HAVE ALREADY EXPERIENCED THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER AND NOW THEY CAN’T STOP BUILDING CRAZY CASTLES AND FIGHTING ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE HYPE IS ABOUT! #BLOCKYHAPPINESS #ZOMBIESLOVECARROTS -
BlockyAddictz
HEY YOU! YES, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A RARE UNICORN HORSE THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS BUTT!
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF NINJA LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! NINJA LLAMAS! THEY’LL PROTECT YOU FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WHILE DOING BACKFLIPS AND EATING TACOS!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! GO GO GO!
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MetaMindCraft: Death Anxiety Reduction
Yo, so like, imagine you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, you start trippin’ balls and havin’ psychedelic experiences like never before! You start seein’ crazy colors and shapes, and you’re like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!”But here’s the kicker – these psychedelic experiences actually help reduce your fear of death! Like, you start thinkin’ about life and death in a whole new way, man. It’s like you’re on a journey to discover the meaning of existence, all while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers.
So come join us on this mind-blowing Minecraft server, where you can explore the depths of your soul while diggin’ for diamonds. Who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secrets of the universe and become the ultimate psychedelic warrior! Peace out, dudes! 🌈✨🕶️
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PixelPervs React Strongly & Rate Unpleasantly
so, liek, u kno how sum peeps rly into, liek, porn n stuff? well, dis server is, liek, perf for u if u into dat. our players hav, liek, super strong reactions to, liek, negative stuff n rate it as, liek, super unpleasant. so if u wanna, liek, feel all the feels n stuff, join dis server n experience all da emotions. its, liek, a rollercoaster of feelings n u wont wanna miss out, trust me. so come join us n get ur brain all messed up in da best way possible. -
DerpyCraft: Where IQs drop when players gather!
Are you tired of being the smartest person in the room? Do you long for the days when your brain cells were as scarce as diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!Join us and watch as your IQ drops faster than a creeper exploding in your face. Our community is so dumb, we make villagers look like rocket scientists. But hey, who needs intelligence when you have endless fun and laughter?
Come join us and experience the joy of losing brain cells with every block you mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares?)!
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Vibe house SMP
Craft, build, survive, vanilla. A simple semi-vanilla survival experience with teleportation, grief prevention, trading and shops.
Come join our community, and begin your next adventure with us!
play.vibe-house.net
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ExoriaCraft
Welcome to ExoriaCraft ChillSMP! A relaxing haven for builders, grinders, and adventurers alike. Here, you’ll find a friendly community that fosters creativity, collaboration, and endless fun. Whether you’re looking to showcase your building prowess, climb the economic ladder, or simply unwind with friends, ExoriaCraft is the perfect escape.
Key Features:
Immersive Survival Gameplay – Dive into a survival experience tailored for casual players and dedicated enthusiasts alike. Build Competitions – Show off your architectural skills and compete for exciting rewards. Balanced Economy – Engage in a well-maintained economy system where effort and strategy pay off. Trade, grind, and grow your wealth while keeping things fair and fun. Grind-Friendly – Enjoy resource stacking and custom tools to make grinding feel smooth and rewarding.
exoriacraft.minecraft.best
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202.181.188.45:25987