like, researchers did a study and found that boys who played on this server when they were little preschoolers ended up being total badasses in their mid-teens. they took into account all these other factors, but it was definitely the server that made them all crazy and stuff.
so, if you wanna be a total rebel and cause chaos in the virtual world, you gotta join this server, dude. it’s gonna be a riot. literally.
also, if u don’t join, u might get ghosted online and then u’ll turn into a zombie in real life. like, u’ll start craving brains and eating ur mom’s spaghetti with ur bare hands. it’s cray cray, man.
so, join dis server and save urself from becoming a zombie. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where u can dance with skeletons and party with witches. it’s lit, fam.
Join us and experience the most mind-blowing builds and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, all thanks to the power of post nut clarity. We’ve got a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance because that’s just how clear our minds are.
And get this, there’s a legendary diamond pickaxe hidden somewhere on the map that can only be found by someone in the ultimate post nut clarity state. Will you be the one to find it and unlock its true power? Join now and find out!
But beware, there’s a group of evil villagers who have harnessed the power of post nut clarity for their own nefarious purposes. Will you join forces with them or stand against their dastardly plans? The choice is yours, but remember, only those in the post nut clarity state can truly decide their fate on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the nutty adventures begin!
our players have reported feeling happier and less stressed after playing on our server. one player even said they cured their depression by building a giant rainbow castle!
come join us and let minecraft be your therapy. who needs mental health services when you have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side?
don’t be a sad panda in the real world, come be a happy panda in our minecraft world!
Let me tell you, this server is like no other. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. Why, you ask? Because why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a cow who can speak in binary code. He’ll give you riddles to solve in exchange for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me ask you this: Is experiencing childhood trauma more common than not experiencing it? Who knows, maybe facing the challenges of our server will shape you into a stronger, more resilient player. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh and make some new friends. Either way, come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!
We got creepers exploding left and right, just like your mind when you see your favorite waifu getting stolen in a manga.
Join us for some blocky fun and leave the NTR drama behind, because here we only care about building epic structures and exploring the pixelated world.
Don’t be a sad weeb, be a happy miner on our server where the only heartbreak you’ll experience is when your diamond pickaxe breaks.
So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft magic together!